Andrew: “A spider ran over my bare foot… and, I thought it was… my cat… and, it wasn’t my cat. It was a spider; and, it… flipped me out”
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Andrew: “Avoiding meetings like a vegan”
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Andrew: “Buckle up!”
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Andrew: Clearing his throat
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Andrew: “Genevieve, it’s time for the summer party!”
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Andrew: “I am not in charge of anything this weekend”
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Andrew: “I hate getting hollered at”
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Andrew: “I just want it to be clear that I’m not a guy who throws summer part–I don’t know why that’s important for me”
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Andrew: “I’m a business, man!”
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Andrew: “I’m organizing for two”
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Andrew: “I’ve slandered so many people. Why won’t nobody sue me?”
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Andrew: “If there is anybody at APM listening and they’re concerned about this, I would just like to say: if Lauren… does not get a second season… Luke is quitting. Mmmkay? We’re all sign off on that? We good?”
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Andrew: “It was weird, I’ll say”
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Andrew: “No kidney for you!”
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Andrew: Saying “Don’t be ridiculous” as Balki Bartokomous
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Andrew: Saying “Hey, I’m here!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “We got a little sausage on the grill”
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Andrew: “That’s a Burbankian answer”
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Andrew: “This is gonna be the most cool-bro… TBTL event I’ve ever been a part of”
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Andrew: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… whoa! Slow down!”
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Andrew: “You can hear I have morning voice right now; so, it’s not coming out quite right”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, did you by any chance–I’m, like, why am I starting so high? You can hear I have morning voice right now; so, it’s not coming out quite right; but… There, that’s better. There. Yeah. There. Hello. Good”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no, Luke! I’m really worried… that my disease is… contagious. (Yeah) I’m sorry”
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Andrew and Luke: “So, I walk up to the front desk and I’m just gonna stand there until… the person manning this desk comes; or, personing this desk… (Thank you) or, feeding two birds with one sconing this desk. Thank you”
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Lauren Ober: “I just gave you fifty-five dollars for rainbows!”
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Lauren Ober: “It is number two, actually”
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Lauren Ober: “This is security!”
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Lauren Ober: “Who counts up their hours!?”
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Lauren Ober and Luke: “There’s a lot of me to go around, guys. Mmm-hmm. Yeah. No”
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Luke: “And, that’s where vertical integration got its start”
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Luke: “And, that’s where vertical integration got its start… And, that’s… where vertical integration got its start… And, that’s where vertical integration got… its start”
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Luke: “Dark… angry clouds have gathered”
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Luke: “I don’t check the APM e-mail, unfortunately; so, I’m in the dark”
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Luke: “I’ll… validate… your… parking space!!”
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Luke: “It was either Christmas; or, it was Fourth of July”
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Luke: “My Music for Your Weekend involved me… Shazam-ing… in the Whole Foods yesterday”
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