Andrew: “Because, the world is a sexist place!”
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Andrew: “Bottomless squirts”
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Andrew: “Goddamn Seattle”
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Andrew: “Hearing people goo and ga and talk about food just irritates me”
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Andrew: “I am a broken person”
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Andrew: “I tried to describe to you… this weird feeling that I get. It’s like, kind of, a tingling feeling, kind of, in my, in my gut… or my lower gutty works”
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Andrew: “I was old before I was old”
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Andrew: “I would assume that I am not… like, a… a model of… where the human race is going. I’m hoping that I am the shit that humanity is leaving behind”
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Andrew: “I’m glad you gave it to me now”
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Andrew: “It is a very nice… precious place”
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Andrew: “No bottomless Squirts… at this restaurant”
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Andrew: Saying “I can’t. I’m fine. I just sound… I sound worse than I feel… but, I think we’re gonna have a fun show today” as if he lost his voice
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Andrew: “That is the toilet”
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Andrew: “There’s no huge payoff to this story; but, it’s just a restaurant story of me being a real… a real grumpus”
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Andrew: “This is a grumpy, old man who does not belong here”
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Andrew: “What the heck!? I know her!”
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Andrew: “You know, I didn’t kill anybody”
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Luke: “Abolish… DACA [ph] Diner”
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Luke: “Clearly… there were some lapses in my Christianity that involved impregnating people”
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Luke: “I’ll have the Macho Nachos”
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Luke: “I’m out!!”
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Luke: “There’s a Hidden Valley ranch party in… his mouth!”
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Luke: “Well… have fun hosting the show, you two. I’m out”
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Luke: “Yes… I think about bopping down to Electric Avenue… and then, taking it higher; every time I’m on Electric Avenue”
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Luke and Andrew: “That picture was taken while he was… crapping… It was most certainly not! It was most certainly not”
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Luke and Andrew: “The Professor… was a woman cat! (Was a woman cat)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to Playboy: After Dark. That’s right… I’m Hugh Hefner”
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