Andrew: ‘Ay yai yai yai yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai…”
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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m… blanking for some… reason”
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Andrew: “How did Rod Stewart keep that secret for so long!?”
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Andrew: “I don’t want that to go out!”
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Andrew: “I love-d this story so much!”
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Andrew: “I’m a kid; so, I don’t follow the news”
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Andrew: “I’m not in the business of giving this guy a break!”
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Andrew: “I’m over here just dropping the ‘X'”
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Andrew: “It looks like a perfect Andrew bar”
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Andrew: “It was a scheduled outage”
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Andrew: “It’s okay… Luke and I cry on the show all the time”
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Andrew: “My morning felt very surreal”
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Andrew: “Oh, gag me with a goddamn spoon”
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Andrew: Saying “Five years, no wins against the Steelers!” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Saying “San Francisco” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “This gonna be the night; and, is it gonna happen on national TV!? Is it gonna happen!?”
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Andrew: “Well, right you are, listener!”
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Andrew: “Well, the… good news is that everyone’s talking about the Cleveland Browns today… Ay yai yai yai yai-yai-yai-yai-yai-yai…”
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Andrew: “Where am I going with this, your honor… I will tell you”
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Andrew: “You know what… I hope you’re happy with your new boyfriend… Live it up! You and poor man’s Luke Wilson can just go gallivanting around the South, eating your special pancakes at the Waffle House”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Are you kind of a big shot? Be honest! Oh, gosh!”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Gag me with a spoon (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I want you to know… (Uh-huh) that this… whole thing you see right here does not come easy… This involves staying up until two in the morning… eating bags of potato chips… and then, going to the gym for about fifteen minutes (Cool) and taking a shower”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “There’s something smug about this poor man’s Luke Wilson, with a… fake hair… he’s wearing a wig. What!!? I don’t know! Does… There’s something fake-y about his hair… He’s cute… You’re gonna take his side. I am”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Trying to calm things down for Music For Your Weekend
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Damn”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Gross me out the door!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Man. Don’t be on TV too good looking; or, Andrew is gonna come down on you”
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Phyllis Fletcher: Saying “I’m so wasted!” in a funny manner
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Well, check out my shit, Rod!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “You did say, ‘Gag me with a spoon’ a while ago, didn’t you? That’s totally Valley Girl, you!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “I wish I’d gotten the Rod Stewart scoop! (Exactly!) Aggh!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Phyllis Fletcher singing along with Def Leppard’s “Photograph”