Andrew: “Bone, bone, bone, bone. Don’t make me sing Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, and have somebody isolate it, and play it back for me, Luke… That’s a trap! That’s a trap; and, I can see it a million miles away”
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Andrew: “But, man, I’m a freaking weirdo man”
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Andrew: “But, that, but she was, she was rude to my buddy Lukey”
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Andrew: “But, why did you say that?”
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Andrew: “Don’t… really feel like… fucking around with… cottage cheese; or, what have you”
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Andrew: “Fine… Fine. It is. They’re all Christmas movies. Every movie is a Christmas movie. Can we stop talking about it now? Because, it is the most uninteresting take”
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Andrew: “I can’t even describe to you how fucking nervous I was. My voice cracked… My voice squeaked. I’m like, ‘I’m… Andrew; and… I like making chicken stock'”
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Andrew: “I don’t understand this list, bro!”
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Andrew: “I liked long showers… That’s for damn sure”
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Andrew: “I… should let it go there… But, I won’t”
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Andrew: “I’m decade-ist as well”
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Andrew: “Let’s get to the part where they say ‘bone’… That’s the only part that I really like”
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Andrew: “Like, I feel like yesterday’s show was all about… me and my… foibles… if that’s the right word; which, probably isn’t”
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Andrew: “My scald take is that everybody else’s scald take suck”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m… Andrew; and… I like making chicken stock” in a cracked and squeaky manner
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Andrew: Saying “Using my schmaltz” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Singing “Bone, bone, bone, bone”
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Andrew: “This is a… quasi-real suggestion”
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Andrew: “We have the schmaltz!”
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Andrew: “When I can finally boil that bird down”
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Andrew: “You need to go to Andy’s School… of Self-Confidence… and Garbage Retrieval”
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Andrew and Luke: “Eh, fake news. Luke will explain it to me later (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t understand it, bro! (Understand it, bro!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have a little bit of a annoying hot take that I just need to throw out there… I’m ready”
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Andrew and Luke: “No… (Preparation classes?) No; because, the–No”
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Andrew and Luke: “Three thousand… fifty-five… is the magic number (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Luke: “You can take dairy from my… red, rashy hand… From my warm red hands… I believe, is what… Charlton Heston once said”
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Luke: “It’s a very special episode… of the show… It’s an episode the whole family should watch”
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Luke: Making a series of beeping sounds
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Luke: “Oh, by the way… the… pharmacy that I go to is, just, where hope goes to die”
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Luke: “Smells for days here, at Burbank Springs; which, I’m excited about”
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Luke: “We don’t do a lot of important work on this show; in fact, we don’t do any important work on this show”
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Luke: “We have the smeats”
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