Andrew: “Dabbing de muerto”
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Andrew: “Good God!”
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Andrew: “I am such a bad actor”
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Andrew: “I love Vox!”
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Andrew: “I’m all juked up!”
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Andrew: “I’m not trying to poop on the process here”
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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m looking at ’em now, Luke. They’re so gross”
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Andrew: “Okay. So, you’re not an expert. It was a risk… Jesus… Do you think I’m a baby?”
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Andrew: “Slate should change its name to, ‘Uh, Actually'”
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Andrew: “This is one that I have a lotta blank spots on”
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Andrew: “Why am I scared of the word, ‘retreat’?”
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Andrew: “You’re hard to keep up with”
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Andrew and Luke: “And, if we could just, like, kind of like… you know… analyze the data, we could see how, like, what percentage of your drops… are poop-related… About ninety-two percent”
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Andrew and Luke: “Listeners, we are going to be in a meeting all day Monday. We may or may not have a No Point. If you don’t see a No Point… nothing’s broken; except, for our souls, and maybe our brains (Yes)”
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Andrew and Luke: “That is dark! That is some Vlad the Impaler (Yeah!) shit! That is so dark! That some flayed man. It is! Wow!”
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Andrew and Luke: “That–I will never be able to listen to that without just turning fire red inside my skin. It’s so… (Ohh!) bad! I am such a bad actor”
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Luke: “How am I gonna trust fall… and catch myself, Andrew?”
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Luke: “Putting my ass in a jackpot”
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Luke: Singing the first few notes from the “On The Media” theme
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Luke and Andrew: “Their tagline is, ‘Bold Between the Breads’… Mmmh! Mmmh! How do you feel about that? Not good…Not good”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah; but, I like being co-dependent with you… cuz, you do (I know) all the… stuff”
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