Andrew: “But, I also have no problem with a white lie”
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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I just realized that I… I ran out of pithy things to say at beginning of the show. I think this is it”
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Andrew: “I had a dream”
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Andrew: “I like to… kinda keep things a little mysterious on the show”
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Andrew: “I mean, I’m just gonna slip… just comfortably right into my ‘OK Boomer’ pants here”
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Andrew: “I think I’m embellishing that”
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Andrew: “I’m a power clean”
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Andrew: “It’s not the sexy, fun part”
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Andrew: “It’s not the sexy, fun part. I just wanna be… to the part where… I can just do it and it’s kind of… entertaining”
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Andrew: “Oh, no. Has it turned on you?”
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Andrew: “Port… Dog’s Town”
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Andrew: “That is infuriating… That is… absolutely infuriating”
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Andrew: “That is some… bullshit!”
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Andrew: “That’s what it is! It’s vanilla! That’s not the smell of Jack Frost!”
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Andrew: “This is so damn defensive”
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Andrew: “We should be dropping some of those… little… podcast nuggets on ya… Eww”
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Andrew and Luke: “Also, segments from Luke’s radio shows. (Mmm-hmm) But, why would I do that?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is that you or me? (Is that supposed to be happening?) I don’t think it’s me, is it? Oh, shoot! Wait, what the heck was that? That was me this time! Wait… what is happening? Am I calling you accidentally?”
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Luke: “Bitches be crazy”
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Luke: “Guffawing-ham”
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Luke: “I’m putting on pants”
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Luke: “I’ve been there”
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Luke: “Is that good?”
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Luke: Luke acting like he’s leaving a voicemail message for Andrew
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Luke: “Man… look at the memory on this guy. Look at the big brain on Burbs”
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Luke: “Oh my God. I just have a million… boring stories in me today”
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Luke: Saying “Look at this guy over here, Boutros Boutros-Ghali” as Jiminy Glick
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Luke: Saying “The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a… is a good guy with a blog” as Jiminy Glick
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Luke: Saying “What was it like when you were funny?” as Jiminy Glick
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Luke: Saying “You don’t do a lotta show prep, do you?” as Jiminy Glick
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Luke: “That’s never a space I wanna play in… cuz, I rarely deliver… when I’m playing in that space”
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Luke: “They’ve come for Sonos. When they came for iTunes, I said nothing. That’s not true; I said a lot. But, anyway… Now, they’ve come for my Sonos”
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Luke: “Trying to… interrupt… the… wafting of Rudy’s butt problems”
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Luke: “Your system requires attention”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m like that character in Frogger; just, jumping from one… one story… from the last twenty-four hours to another, as each one sinks into the river… that is life… How you feeling? I’m feeling good… I’m feeling great”
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Luke and Andrew: “When someone pops a hammy (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, babe… Any… Oh, Christ. Never mind”
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