Andrew: “And, also, I had that, kind of… that tongue thing”
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Andrew: “And, I’m not somebody to get on my high horse with music, at all; because, I don’t, I don’t have a leg to stand on”
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Andrew: “But, but… but!”
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Andrew: “But, that is some… shade! I love it!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what you’re talking about, Sarah”
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Andrew: “I don’t know… why or what I’m doing here”
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Andrew: “I thought I only said it inside my head! Do I say the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud?”
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Andrew: “I was thinking about the earwax the whole time!”
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Andrew: “I, I don’t need it. I don’t need it. You can smell me. Do you want to smell me, Andrew?”
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Andrew: “I’d remembered turning Tom Shane down yesterday”
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Andrew: “It wasn’t the weirdest part”
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Andrew: Making disgusted sounds
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Andrew: “Oh, come on, man. Feel my glutes!”
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Andrew: Saying “No… No, I’m good” as if his teeth were being cleaned
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Andrew: “See, that language is salty!”
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Andrew: “She’s gotta be so nice all the time! And, kind, and giving! Kahh! Poough!”
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Andrew: “She’s gotta be so nice all the time! And, kind, and giving! Kahh! Poough! Anyway… Sorry, Phyllis. That was disgusting noises I just made”
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Andrew: “She’s right!? I’m wrong?”
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Andrew: Singing “Just like a white wing dove”
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Andrew: “So, she had him… smell her”
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Andrew: “This is just the dumbest, most… I feel like, knuckle-draggy thing to say”
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Andrew: “Wait… are you asking me if I put too much salad dressing on my donuts?”
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Andrew: “What’s going on, Morgan? Who did you kill?”
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Andrew: “Why am I doing this today?”
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Andrew: “Your drops are all over the place”
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Andrew: “Your drops are all over the place… Not like mine. My library is… pretty uniform”
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Andrew and Luke: “You wanna get your… wanna get your Blurs wet? Yeah… Euugh! No, I don’t”
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Luke: “Andrew! That is fascinating to me. You have… total recall”
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Luke: “Lemme, lemme… clarify that statement; and, lemme take this to a… slightly, possibly weirder place”
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Luke: “Oh, shit… Things are hard”
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Luke: Saying “Would you like to play a game?” in a sing-songy, robotic manner
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Luke: Singing “Been through the desert on a horse with three legs”
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Luke: Singing “Just like the world we know”
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Luke: Singing “Stand back, stand back”
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Luke: “That’s just… how I live. I live más, Andrew”
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Luke: “You may know me from such columns as… ‘I’m Crazy'”
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Luke: “You’ve always been seventy-two, Mr. Tyler”
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