Andrew: “And, this is why I end up being so cranky, by the way”
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Andrew: “Can I tell you… a story from the depraved life of Andrew Walsh?”
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Andrew: “How did that dazzling deet escape me?”
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Andrew: “I hate Monday 2.0s!”
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Andrew: “I have so many thoughts; and, now I’m worried that this is gonna spin out of control and I’m just gonna be… Monday 2.0 over here”
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Andrew: “I’m a… I’m a pangolin inside of a pangolin, inside of a pangolin… I’m a Russian doll pangolin”
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Andrew: “I’m chill now. I’m real cool. Ready to just sit in the passenger seat and go along for the ride. What do you got for me?”
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Andrew: “I’m starting to lose confidence in this story”
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Andrew: “It wasn’t like a completely depraved hour”
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Andrew: “Maybe it’s a moment… of Leslie Claret-y? A moment of Leslie… Claret-y?”
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Andrew: “My dirtbag paradise”
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Andrew: Saying “TVs” with a slight twang
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Andrew: “Shut up about it!”
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Andrew: “Thanks for being on hold for twenty minutes. Yeah, that was just a glitch on our end. Bye!”
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Andrew: “They have an upstairs and a downstairs”
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Andrew: “Vitamin L and A”
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Andrew: “Well, have you tried clamping down the… spank meter?”
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Andrew: Whispering “My God”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m always dressed… to the hilt in some sort of giant costume; and, it just puts me in… the right mind frame”
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Andrew: “You can go to GIPHY… I’m sticking with it”
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Andrew and Luke: Clamping down the spank meter
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Luke: “Daddy Starbucks”
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Luke: “For some reason, that dazzling deet really dazzled me”
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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey”
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Luke: “It’s the tail that’s wagging the dog”
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Luke: “Literally getting out of the car yesterday, and my brain just says… ‘Rum Tum Tugger'”
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Luke: “On episode three-hundred; or, I should say, three-thousand… one-hundred… and five… in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)”
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Luke: Singing the opening riff from “Bad to the Bone”
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