Andrew: “Every time you say the word ‘privilege’, we lose one listener and gain another”
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Andrew: “Hey, everybody. Welcome to Booty Patter… I’m Andrew. That’s Luke”
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Andrew: “Humans are… well… problematic at times”
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Andrew: “I am an Oath Keeper, by the way”
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Andrew: “I like to consider myself the white Idris Elba”
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Andrew: “I love my cat; but, I’m really glad he can’t talk”
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Andrew: “I mean, you got a Ned Flanders body under there, my friend”
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Andrew: “I think I bring… plenty of three year old energy”
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Andrew: “Now, I think that’s a jam. I love that song… Couple of problems… He didn’t start from the bottom”
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Andrew: “Oh, shoot! Somebody is in here!”
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Andrew: “Roger that. Over. Gonna bomb these guys”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m sorry. I don’t deserve this. I should give it all away” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Think about your words, Walsh”
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Luke: “Bamboo butt… butt buffer?”
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Luke: “Booty patters”
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Luke: “Could we do this, like, on a semi-regular basis? Cuz, this feels right!”
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Luke: “Drake traffics in fame… not clout”
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Luke: “Hoarding kindness”
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Luke: “I have… bidet privilege”
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Luke: “I haven’t… been phished… yet”
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Luke: “Oh my God. What a fucking relief”
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Luke: “Pew-pew. Land the plane”
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Luke: Saying “Can I pet that dog?” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “Can I play that clip?” in a funny manner
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Luke: Singing “Working on the weekend, like usual”
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Luke and Andrew: “Bunghole buffers (Ohh!)”
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