Andrew: “And, I’ll tear your face off!”
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Andrew: “Can I show-and-tell a picture of a tick?”
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Andrew: “Can I skip ahead? I never skip ahead… I never skip ahead”
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Andrew: “Everything’s fucked”
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Andrew: “Hello, American men and the fairer sex”
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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle”
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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle. What’s a toyger?”
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Andrew: “Hey, hey, hey”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what to expect anymore, from me! Like, maybe you’ll just look at me and make a joke; and, I’ll tear your face off! I have no idea. Be careful… Keep me away from bath salts!”
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Andrew: “I just made the snort noise”
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Andrew: “I love… saying ‘toyger'”
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Andrew: “I need to get loose like that cable, Luke!”
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Andrew: “I quit… You know what? I quit. Can I get a job where I don’t talk into a microphone?”
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Andrew: “It makes it a little bit harder… to be a, a, you know, a chuckle monster on this show”
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Andrew: “It was me! I left my car running!”
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Andrew: “It was my Dan Le Batard time”
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Andrew: “It’s not the masks! I’m not making a statement about the efficacy of masks here; or, who’s wearing ’em and who’s not… I’m just talking about the, them as a, as a symbol and reminder that everything’s fucked”
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Andrew: “Keep me away from bath salts!”
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Andrew: “Let’s start off this day with a little Bill Cosby imitation from yours truly!”
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Andrew: “Love will… tear us apart… again”
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Andrew: “Luke, I just… thought of something… It’s… My mind made connections to this. Don’t worry about how or why. It’s gonna seem out of the blue; but… There’s no chance you can… bring Rudy next week, is there?”
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Andrew: “Oh, good. I’m glad my new catchphrase isn’t problematic at all. That’s what I love about it”
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Andrew: Saying “But, I wanna talk about the process” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “In this cattery”
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Andrew: Snorting quietly while Luke was talking
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Andrew: “Something, something, Luke something”
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Andrew: “Underwear, Mama!”
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Andrew: “Who is that? Are you looking it up? Oh, wait! Don’t look it up! Don’t look it up! Oh, no!”
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Andrew: “Why not toot a horn?”
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Andrew: “You don’t have to get buff, again?!”
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Luke: “A lot of Burbs and Walsh in your life next week”
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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey”
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Luke: “I’m Long Red… And, when you see something orange… I make the make most noise on piano”
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Luke: “No-no-no-no-no, no, no”
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Luke: Saying “Everything is just fucked” in a gravelly voice
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Luke: Saying “This kind of… a little bit of New Orleans in my voice?” in a gravelly voice
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Luke: “Squinch-by-squinched”
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Luke: “TBTL-a-thon XI: Burn it Down”
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Luke: “You have no idea how lucky you are that is an audio-only product”
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Luke: “You hocked up a few narlugas last week on the show”
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Luke: “Zatarain’s!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do I want this to be what controls the rocketship? (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I thought that was the sound of you Googling it and bailing ne out of this nightmare. No. No. I’m not, I’m not… I’m not Googling it”
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