Andrew: “Good morning. I’m sorry… I’m super high on my own supply today; because… that’s the first time you’ve ever played intro tape of me… that’s actually made me laugh at myself”
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Andrew: “I am so not impressive this week!”
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Andrew: “I cannot stop myself”
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Andrew: “I love that I took this show… literally into abortion talk”
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Andrew: “I, I’m assuming that our… unnamed… associate producer sent that to you. There’s a little edit early on that I kind of like in that too. That gives it almost that TikTok-y rhythm” [ed: The audio clip was not edited[
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Andrew: “I’m really scared right now; I think I’m gonna be okay!”
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Andrew: “Like, I can barely text when I’m going to the bathroom! How are you doing a show and responding to me immediately?”
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Andrew: Making a whining sound
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Andrew: “No offense; but… I’m gonna do a Burbank here”
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Andrew: “Or, I think you can make fudge in it as well”
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Andrew: Saying “Hey, I’m thankin’ ya here!” in a New York accent
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Andrew: “Tell me everything”
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Andrew: “That does not seem like a Burbank move”
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Andrew: “That makes me feel legitimately good!”
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Andrew: “That’s when everything went bad; and, we never got it back right again”
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Andrew: “That’s where I… do my thinkin’!”
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Andrew: “The world’s on fire; and, I’m incredibly giggly today”
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Andrew: “The world’s on fire; and, I’m incredibly giggly today. I don’t know what’s going on”
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Andrew: “This is not funny and not that interesting”
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Andrew: “Well, that’s kind of a… That’s a neg”
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Andrew: “What I was trying to express yesterday… is my priority… for me to like myself”
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Andrew: “What is this feeling going through me right now?”
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Andrew: “When I am wrong, man. I am wrong!”
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Luke: “Better ingredients… Better TikToks… Papa John’s”
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Luke: “Go faster, Neddy! I can’t!! It’s a Geo!!”
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Luke: “Ha-ha! I had it; it’s no big deal”
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Luke: “I don’t want that person to think that I think I am whatever they are saying I am”
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Luke: “Moo”
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Luke: “My brain… is so full of cinnamon rolls and gnocchi right now… that it can’t”
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Luke: Singing “Danke schön, mein Herr! Danke schön, danke schön! Thank you, my King… I’m from…”
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Luke: “This is the stuff that goes through my brain when I’m trying to talk into this microphone; and, it’s just so dumb!”
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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, you’re three for three. You’ve never impressed me… That don’t impress me much”
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Luke and Andrew: “Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt… That don’t impress me much… (Okay) So you got the looks… but, have you got the touch? Don’t get me wrong. Yeah, I think you’re alright! But. that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night… That don’t impress me much”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re… making me feel a, a lot of discomfort right now, Walsh. Let’s check that likability! Where is the bar!?”
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