Andrew: “God, Luke! I can’t believe that I am the one suggesting this; cuz, I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants”
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Andrew: “God, Luke! I can’t believe that I am the one suggesting this; cuz, I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants… when they’re doing their job!”
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Andrew: “Ha-haa! Bumper stickers!”
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Andrew: “I tricked you into letting me talk here”
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Andrew: “I wanna make it sound like I’m important”
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Andrew: “I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants”
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Andrew: “If I’m lying… I kinda don’t care”
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Andrew: “If it’s coming off as overly sexual, it’s just because I am overly sexual. It’s not because I’m trying to be”
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Andrew: “It’s sweet and soothing”
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Andrew: “Jake is being your Perfect Daddy”
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Andrew: “Let’s start here with Coody in Chicago”
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Andrew: “No way… José”
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Andrew: “Oh, you went there, Luke!”
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Andrew: “Screw it. I cannot do this today without a shower”
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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song’s funky bass
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Andrew: “Somehow that sentence is more appropriate today than it was on the day… I uttered those words”
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Andrew: “Somehow that sentence is more appropriate today than it was on the day… I uttered those words… Only, in this case, the garbage situation is just my… state of mind”
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Andrew: “Stand by, Luke Burbank”
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Andrew: “The garbage situation is just my… state of mind”
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Andrew: “This might be the week that I start pooping my pants”
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Andrew: “You can just stop the show! Just don’t do the intro”
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Andrew: “You need to de-pants yourself”
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Listener and Child: “Alright, are you ready? Beagel. Beagel. Boggel. Boggel. Boogel. Boogel… Okay. Ready to do it fast? Yes. Okay. Beagel, boggel, boogel. Beagel, boggel, boogel!”
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Luke: “And, when you’re just squatting down over a hole, things are really unkinked; and, you’re just… free as a bird. You’re loosey goosey”
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Luke: “Are you allowed to crap in the hole if… if things get bad?”
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Luke: “As are many of us, I’m riding a little low in the water… these days”
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Luke: “Butte, Montana, baby!”
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Luke: “Butte…iful?”
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Luke: “Coody”
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Luke: “Coopy. Coopy? Brody… Coopy… and… Connor”
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Luke: “Good luck, Luke and Andrew! What you do is so important!”
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Luke: “Honestly, I can shit my pants twice a day and I’d be… in the clear”
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Luke: “I’m Joseph Robinette Biden; and, I approve this Blursday message”
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Luke: “I’m just trying to not hit on the listeners!”
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Luke: “I’m sure these jeans have seen things… and, and absorb things they can’t unsee and un-absorb”
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Luke: “I’m talking big, old… fatty blunts”
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Luke: “Jake is Perfect Daddy-ing your pizza”
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Luke: “Let sleeping logs lie”
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Luke: “Near and dear to your Hearth…stone?”
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Luke: “Not to take this to Jeffery Toobin-town”
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Luke: “Pause the show!”
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Luke: “Thank you for putting that evil inside me”
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Luke: “That sweet, sweet SEO… clicks”
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Luke: “This song… goes out to all of the coffee spillers… of the world”
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Luke: “To me… coffee… is just… hot water… with some… bean juice in it”
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Luke: “Tumwater, Washington, just a… just a port in the storm… of the tedium of driving on Interstate 5”
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Luke: “You don’t need to be part of this conversation”
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Luke: “You… say your dread ball is acute. I say mine is adorable”
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Luke and Andrew: “Pause the show! Pause the show!”
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