Andrew: “Bazinga!”
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Andrew: “Hayes’ Dummies! Hayes’s Dummies”
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Andrew: “I did pull myself… up… out of… a morass”
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Andrew: “I keep on starting thoughts or sentences, and… never finishing them”
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Andrew: “I was drinking last night too; as, you’re not surprised to hear”
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Andrew: “No, no! I heard it from my, my cousin knows a guy. We have the ball!”
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Andrew: “Oh! Luke! I went to the grocery store to calm myself down yesterday. And, my favorite parking spot was available to me. I was, like, ‘bazinga!'”
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Andrew: “Oh… This wasn’t a fluke… This is America!”
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Andrew: “So, I do it through my nose and I feel my chest expanding”
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Andrew: “Wait… we’re allowed to drink!? I… We… That did not come up in the pre-show meeting… Did not know that we were drinking at 8:45 AM”
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Andrew: “We saw what happened. He’s a cartoon villain!”
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Andrew: “Yeah; but”
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Andrew and Luke: “Do you wanna explain the ‘flip shot’? Do you wanna explain America?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I did pull myself… up… out of… a morass… Did I say that right? Cuz, it sounded (Yeah) dirty when I said it”
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Andrew and Luke: “What happens… if they walk that back, vis-à-vis, the shot you just took? Ipecac”
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Andrew and Luke: “Why is this close? (Yes) Like, this should (Yes) not be close. Who are we?”
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Luke: “Can I… chop this up into lines and snort it?”
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Luke: “Do your pull-ups… If that’s something that’s in your… physical ability. It’s not in mine; but, give me four years… Holy shit, dude… It’s gonna be like a pull-up machine”
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Luke: Downing a shot and saying “Just gotta slug back one of my flip shots”
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Luke: “Fuck that shit”
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Luke: “I’m a Kornacki stan”
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Luke: “Like a child’s letter to Santa… with some cookies on the side”
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Luke: “Through thin and thin”
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Luke: “To be released from my, from my Twitter situation”
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Luke: “We’re the podcast of record involving two bros bro-ing it up… the morning after the Presidential elections”
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Luke: “Whatever happens, this is messed up”
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