Andrew: “Am I not… feeling enough joy this morning?”
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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… I don’t know what to say”
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Andrew: “I knew you couldn’t do it. You snuck it in there, you son of a gun”
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Andrew: “Miami of Florida”
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Andrew: “Not the attorney! Not the Attorney!”
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Andrew: “Oh, finally. The king has no clothes”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “Nailed it”
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Andrew: Saying “Hello… My name is Luke Burbank” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Silver Sur-four [ph]“
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Andrew: “Tick-tick. Tick-tick”
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Andrew: “We want Trump out of office; but, America’s… got probs”
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Andrew: “Yeah. I gotta, I gotta watch that. Maybe that’s what I’ll do when I’m finally… done doing stupid Spotless!”
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Luke: “I can’t contain my joy-do [ph]“
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Luke: “I just poured Georgia this morning”
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Luke: “I… through the power… of over-confidence and Jameson”
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Luke: “Santa must have come early to bring us this Michael Christmas song!”
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Luke: “The other Miami?”
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Luke: “You trap me on an airplane with a Harper’s and I am… like a pig in shit”
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Luke and Andrew: “Imagine… the baby from the NBC show ‘Dinosaurs’… no longer being the Attorney General of the United States… Let that wash over you… Not the attorney! Not the Attorney! (Not the Bill Barr. Not the Bill Barr)” [ed: “Dinosaurs” was an ABC show and not an NBC. Luke continually messes this up!]
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Luke and Andrew: Role-playing Luke’s call with the “New Yorker” with Andrew playing as Luke and speaking in a funny manner