Andrew: “Bug up my butt”
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Andrew: “Burbank”
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Andrew: “Eyes over here, sir!”
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Andrew: “How did I get here?”
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Andrew: “I am literally a charity case, yes”
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Andrew: “I am wearing something that is so ridiculous right now and I can’t let Genevieve see it; cuz, she’s gonna get mad at me”
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Andrew: “I got you in trouble, didn’t I?”
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Andrew: “My printer, my brother, my printer, my brother”
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Andrew: “There’s no reason why you should remember them; because, they… make no sense… and they’re ridiculous”
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Andrew: “They’re doing something funky with the cheese here; and, I’m not into it”
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Andrew and Luke: “They remembered the thanks… But, they forgot to… give… the customers (Yes!) their food”
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Luke: “And, if I’m carrying something? Forget it… It’s too much”
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Luke: “Burbank? Burbank? Anybody? Burbank?”
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Luke: “I know they’re trying to, like, keep it fun and flirty. Wait. That’s the exact opposite of what you should be doing at work”
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Luke: “I’m ride or die for Ryder”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Singing “Lean to me”
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Luke: Singing “Lean towards Bob”
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Luke: Talking like Norm McDonald and Regis Philbin
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Luke: “The pocket is tiny, the shorts are not. Don’t worry Portland… Fully covered”
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Luke: “They’re doing something funky with the cheese here; and, I’m not into it”
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Luke: “This is fob… fob-scrimination”
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Luke: “To get to the universal, you have to go through the personal”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do I say that I lost my fob? But, then, I bet they would deactivate it, right? Oh, yeah. They will… They will. I hate Thomas… I hate Thomas (Welcome) so much”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m leasing a car… (Mmm-hmm) and I’m renting an apartment… (Mmm-hmm) And, I’m loving it, Jerry!!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke making up possible choices for a harassment training question
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Luke and Andrew: “No, shit, Thomas!! Yeah. There. The name came out”
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Luke and Andrew: “So, pro-tip… if you’re out there… I also hate it when people say, ‘pro-tip’. Me too. I wish I hadn’t done that”
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