Andrew: “I know that you love your Bubbies, I know you love your sauerkraut”
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Andrew: “I wouldn’t do that!”
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Andrew: “I’ve already been thinking about something I wanna do on this show and it may be terrible”
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Andrew: Singing “Until I discovered Tubs Subs!”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, I was still scared… (Mmm) because, my brain is broken”
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Luke: “Coming to you from… high in the sky above Portland, Oren… [sic] Oregon”
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Luke: “I just shoot it and forgoo’d [ph] it”
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Luke: “I mean, every other ad I do, I’m lying through my teeth”
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Luke: “I’m not even kidding. This is how kooky my brain is”
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Luke: “Like, I can… do it; but, it’s not… my favorite part of the day”
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Luke: Singing “Please release me”
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Luke: “So, I forked some out on to the plate”
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Luke: “That’s some ‘Little House on the Prairie’ shit”
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Luke: “The last man sitting”
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Luke: “This is what living alone in the Bachelor Arms feels like, Andrew; or, looks like… or, tastes like… Just… opening a jar of delicious sauerkraut and just drinking the sauerkraut juice, right out of the jar, standing in your kitchen”
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Luke: “Where’s my gross person drop?”
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Luke: “Yeah… This is how you do it”
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Luke and Andrew: “I made a series of questionable decisions… last night, between the hours of… 9:30 PM and midnight… Yep. Those are the hours”
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Luke and Andrew: “I think, that Randy, my Roomba… has some kind of attachment issues. Oh! (Hmm) By the way, that’s a pretty solid joke about a vacuum”
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