Andrew: “I don’t think what I just said made sense; but, everybody knows what I’m saying here”
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Andrew: “I have static electricity problems”
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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘I could do that’. And, then, I think, ‘You’re no Chris Hayes. Shut up!'”
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Andrew: “Isn’t there a famous composer named ‘Schumann;’ or, am I just making shit up again?”
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Andrew: “Next time you tell me I’m wrong, maybe just take a moment and, like, look at it in all angles”
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Andrew: “Now, that I’m trying to… remember when that Cindy Crawford poster reared its ugly back”
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Andrew: Saying “Aw… she miss you… They’re breaking my heart!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “I could write a song for that clock, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison
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Andrew: Singing “Tubs, Tubs, Tubs, Tubs”
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Andrew: “The Big Dark is good for me; cuz, it says, ‘You don’t have to take a walk today. You can just get fatter'”
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Andrew: “This is just pandering”
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Andrew: “Uh, doctor called! Your salve is ready!”
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Andrew: “What about… a factory reset? Have you ever… done a factory reset on something? It is glorious”
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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Tubs, (Chili’s!) Tubs, Tubs, (Baby back ribs) Tubs, Tubs, Tubs, Tubs, Tubs”
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Andrew and Luke: “We got one feedback. Anybody need a feedback? I got (Yeah) one feedback here!”
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Luke: “Bro, your videos suck”
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Luke: “I’m already regretting even bringing this up”
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Luke: Making a disgusted sound
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Luke: “Saturday Luke is no fun, Andrew; and, I wanna apologize”
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Luke: “That was before you even… that was before ‘Sploooge’ [sic] was even a tinkle in your toilet!”
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Luke: “Zed’s dead, baby”
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Luke and Andrew: “Luke, Luker Burbank. Mmm-hmm… Luker? I hardly knew him”
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Luke and Andrew: “Not to be a gross person; but, it is a long… shard of something that is surrounded by pus! Oh my God! That is a gross person”
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Luke and Andrew: “So nervous. What’s the next song? What’s it gonna be? I know it’s a song”
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