Andrew: “Add it to my Pocket app!”
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Andrew: “I know, man! I am leaning into old person life so hard!”
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Andrew: “I’m bossy”
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Andrew: “I’m dead on the inside. I can’t believe what we just did!”
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Andrew: “I’m talking too quickly. Slow down, Walsh! Okay. Slow down. Reset”
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Andrew: “It bothers me how… inarticulate I am”
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Andrew: “Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
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Andrew: “Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and hey… dirty, baby I got your money”
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Andrew: “Now, I’m leaning into my… heelness when it comes to this story”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m my toddler’s stomach” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Ugh. Good morning, Luke. That’s a hell of a drop right there”
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Andrew: “Uh, I hate myself”
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Andrew: “What is going on!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Are you gonna explain what lap dances are to me today? Is today the day, or…? When an ex-wife… loves a stripper very much, Andrew; and, the song ‘Drops of Stupider’… ‘Drops of Jupiter’ by Train is playing”
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Luke: “Andrew doesn’t suck!”
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Luke: “Bigote Burbo”
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Luke: “I don’t know; but, we’re don’t not-ing”
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Luke: “I hate myself for loving you, Andrew”
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Luke: “I’ve been to a Waffle House, my friends; and, there are better places to throw up… I’ve done it!”
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Luke: “Oh, I was going to my car for something! Reader… he wasn’t going to his car for anything”
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Luke: Saying “I’ll just be over here… Ah, Luke Szyslak, table for one” as Moe Szyslak
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Luke: Saying “Oh, Nutsy” as the Sheriff of Nottingham
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Luke: Saying “Oh, sir… Just one more thing” as Peter Falk
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Luke: “She was gonna get the… the real… fuzzy end of that lollipop”
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Luke: Singing “Baby I got your money”
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Luke: Singing “If you want me to stay… I’ll always be”
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Luke: “That’s what the restroom at Waffle House is for… yakking!”
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Luke: “That’s what they say about improv: don’t not”
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Luke: “This is… ridiculous!”
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Luke: “We were hooked… not on phonics… but on Hooked on Phonics… We were hooked on Hooked on Phonics”
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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t! It’s a Geo! (It’s a Geo!)”
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