Andrew: “Andrew, just don’t be a… petty, little creep!”
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Andrew: “As Lord Blursday over here”
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Andrew: “But, I’m being… dead… serious, Luke… I’m sorry, I’m being fed… serious, Luke”
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Andrew: “Hey, there’s more than one way to sing a scat”
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Andrew: “I don’t know how this works”
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Andrew: “I don’t want anybody to put their dog poop in my can!”
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Andrew: “I know, Theo, the garbage is… overflowing, isn’t it? It’s kinda stinky. I know. Somebody should take that out”
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Andrew: “I mean, I’m 44. I can’t give up on life already”
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Andrew: “I think about my petty ways”
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Andrew: “I’m already having a good time! Smile on my face… chuckle in my throat”
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Andrew: “It’s kinda stinky. I know. Somebody should take that out”
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Andrew: “More than one way to sing a scat”
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Andrew: “Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. I like that”
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Andrew: Saying “Sir, don’t harass the gum wall” in a cracked voice
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Andrew: “Seattle is our kids; but, Minnesota is our lover”
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Andrew: “Sir Lord Blursday… the First”
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Andrew: “Sometimes I’m looking for some weird… rare, record”
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Andrew: “The E has a tail and it’s looking at me!”
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Andrew: “We got the cars!!”
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Andrew: “Well, what do you want us to do with our poop?”
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Andrew: “What have you wrought!?”
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Andrew: “Who left these chuckles here and why am I eating them?”
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Andrew and Luke: “This is the lake you die on… This is the lake I die in”
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Luke: “And, then, it just gets racist”
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Luke: “Aye yai yai!”
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Luke: Calling the number on the McGruff’s Smart Kids cassette and leaving a message
Luke: “Enter the Gabagool-iverse?”
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Luke: “Gabagool-iverse?”
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Luke: “I can’t imagine there’s 10 thousand lakes in Minnesota!”
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Luke: Saying “Git-R-Done!” as Larry the Cable Guy
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Luke: Saying “Help take a bite outta crime!” as McGruff the Crime Dog
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Luke: Saying “McGruff… he’s a tough street dog; and, he… helped take a bite outta crime” as McGruff the Crime Dog
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Luke: Saying “Not today!” as McGruff the Crime Dog
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Luke: Saying “Ya got any coke?” as McGruff the Crime Dog
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Luke: Saying “Ya got any toot?” as McGruff the Crime Dog
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Luke: Saying “You might get to do your half Blursday” as Jeff Foxworthy
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Luke: Singing “Ya friends will say… let’s do some pure Michigan… But, you get away from them” as McGruff the Crime Dog
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Luke: “The frog is my child; but, Michigan is my lover”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’ll feel the warmth… (Yeah, I don’t. See, that’s not) my friend (the warmth I wanna feel)”
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???: Singing “Tony Soprano, New Jersey mobster who cares for the ducks by the pool. Loves gabagool”
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