Andrew: “Facebook is just an… awful, awful organization”
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Andrew: “How dare you!?”
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Andrew: “Huh!”
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Andrew: “Huh!!!”
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Andrew: “I almost stuck my finger out the window”
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Andrew: “In, in my, in, in moments of pettiness”
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Andrew: “It’s been on for an hour!!”
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Andrew: “It’s just all algorithms and bots”
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Andrew: “It’s not like some great photo, it was just a silly photo of cat laxative”
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Andrew: “Just moments ago, there were only 2… Volkswagen Golf tire tracks… in the sand, as you carried me”
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Andrew: “Mine is just weirdly norm-core today”
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Andrew: “My turn signal’s been on!! It’s been on for an hour!!!”
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Andrew: “No poo in my can, please”
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Andrew: “Put it on the poop, Guillermo”
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Andrew: Saying “I am a machine. I’ve taken this down. You’ve broken our standards. These are what our standards are” as a machine
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Andrew: “Screw Facebook… Screw Instagram”
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Andrew: “Toys and games for kids these days are poop and fart-forward”
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Andrew: “Try to make it poop! Catch the poop! Feed it ’til it poops!”
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Andrew: “Why can’t the rabbit have some cereal?”
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Andrew: “Yeah! Little assholes”
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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, do you have… I might get a little more coffee… (Oh, yeah! That’s right. We had a plan. We had a plan!) Clearly, you don’t know how the plan works”
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Luke: “Ask not for who… the gaba…gools”
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Luke: “Clearly, we understand how reservations work. Clearly, you don’t!”
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Luke: “Em-PHA-sis was on the wrong syl-LA-ble”
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Luke: “Feed me. I do a magic poop”
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Luke: “Give… me… a… brark”
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Luke: “I do a magic poop”
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Luke: “I don’t like anyone telling me what to do”
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Luke: “I repeat… what you say!? Oh, I repeat what you say… This is my first time reading words, Andrew”
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Luke: “It… doth… slap!”
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Luke: “One does not just stroll into Mordor”
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Luke: “One does not just stroll into Mordor, aka REI, and buy a tent and walk out with one”
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Luke: “When I get yelled at, and I’m in the wrong, I’m furious”
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Luke: “You know that I was holding a beaver poop the other day?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I do a magic poop. Mmm-hmm. Well, that’ll never end up on Marsupial Gurgle. Yeah”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like, I was about to write a Yelp! review of a lifetime for (Mmm-hmm) this place”
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Luke and Andrew: “SoDo mojo (Yeah)”
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