Andrew: “And, I don’t even know what my argument… really is”
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Andrew: “And, I know a lot about sex”
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Andrew: “But, I did something that I’ve never done in my adult life before”
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Andrew: “But, I still, honestly, can’t remember which one is right and which one is wrong: the ‘and’ and the ‘in'”
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Andrew: “I don’t need a haircut… Like, what am I doing?”
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Andrew: “I’m Andy. I, I show up where I’m supposed to be”
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Andrew: “I’m clean, though!”
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Andrew: “I’m doing something that I thought was an adult move… Not like that… Come on, people”
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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I hear the rant I’m on”
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Andrew: “Like, I’m fine with my hair, I’m fine with my hair. Until, one day I wake up… and, then, I wanna cut it all off”
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Andrew: “Like, it just looks stringy, weird and gross”
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Andrew: “One good side of this… this is… as far as I… know, this is the first TV story you’ve done where you can actually… pee your pants on camera, and nobody will know”
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Andrew: “Right now, I am hugging… I am hugging myself. I am hugging myself with my hands on each shoulder. This is how… this is physically making me feel uncomfortable”
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Andrew: “You think Denver’s gonna live in Denver, right? But, no, that’s too on the nose, as you would say. Like, that’s, you don’t wanna be a Denver living in Denver; but, you wanna be Denver living in a Denver-esque place”
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Luke: “50 Strokes to Fabulous”
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Luke: “But, that’s where my pride comes in, Andrew”
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Luke: Drawn out “Yeah!!!”
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Luke: “Every time we get into the water… it hurts like hell”
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Luke: “Giving them a little whack on the butt and saying ‘No!!'”
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Luke: “I don’t even care if people pee on me”
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Luke: “I just let y’all run with it”
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Luke: “It’s not… a sexual event”
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Luke: “It’s so far!”
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Luke: “Like, your brain just… dump trucks all the serotonin that it has”
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Luke: “Sex AND the City!”
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Luke: Singing “How’d you like to get a haircut… on Christmas day”
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Luke: “Well, shit”
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Luke and Andrew: “The doll can only point at, at pictures of… where Luke tried to get it to nurse… Oh, no”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re pranking a Burbank… I’d prank a Burbank”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke would let a kitten suckle on his nipple and Andrew is very uncomfortable about the whole thing