Andrew: “All of the candles in the world could not change the fate of this bathroom around”
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Andrew: “Do you guys say ‘surf the net’ or ‘surf the web’?”
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Andrew: “Have you ever been in a restroom?”
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Andrew: “I also set a lot of alarms”
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Andrew: “I don’t know if I wanna dip back into that”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna wake up to Ugly Kid Joe”
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Andrew: “I think John’s out of his head on this one”
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Andrew: “If you’re around people, and they’re not wearing their masks, fart away”
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Andrew: “Love you, sweetie… Bye”
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Andrew: “Oh, God! This is screwed!”
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Andrew: “Okay, listen… Listeners… just–Luke. You sit back for a second, okay? I’m talking directly to the listeners”
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Andrew: Saying “I can’t feel my fingers!” as Paul McCartney
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Andrew: Saying “I have to play anything, if you don’t want me to” as George Harrison
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Andrew: “Thanks, James. You piece of dirt”
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Andrew: “That spoke to my, like… you know… love of doohickeyness”
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Andrew: “This is where it’s probably a good thing that I’m such a beta”
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Andrew: “Turns out, I’m dead inside”
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Andrew: “Well, you’re not gonna get anything back from me”
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Andrew: “When you were born, the doctor didn’t have the proper reaction”
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Andrew: “When you were born, the doctor spanked the wrong end… Boom!”
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Chris Hayes: “And, I just got… so obsessed. Like, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed”
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Chris Hayes: “Hey… buddy! Shut up! We’re the Beatles… okay?”
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Chris Hayes: “It’s unproblematic colonizing”
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Chris Hayes: “Oh no! No-no-no-no!”
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Chris Hayes: “Pop, soda, sneakers, trainers, tennis shoes”
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Chris Hayes: Singing “Two of us wearing raincoats”
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Chris Hayes: Singing “Two of us wearing raincoats” #2
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Chris Hayes: “These guys are just, like… un…real!”
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Chris Hayes: “These guys were rip… had their faces ripped off, financially”
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Chris Hayes: “They sound… un…freaking…credible… together”
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Chris Hayes: “Yeah, I know I sound like a dick! A bossy dick!”
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Listener Laura: Singing the “Chilly Willy” theme song
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Luke: “Calling You In On Calling It Out… The TBTL Timeout Program”
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Luke: “Chunk”
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Luke: “Fuck that guy!”
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Luke: “I remember the, ‘Hah-hee-hah-choo’!”
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Luke: “I’m becoming the league leader, Andrew, in shelved stories right now”
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Luke: “If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem, Burbs”
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Luke: “It ain’t right in there! Like… people are not doing well”
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Luke: “Oh… my… God!”
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Luke: Saying “I fart in your general direction!” as the French Guard
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Luke: Singing “Hate everything about you”
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Luke: “The ghost of a thousand dookies”
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Luke: “U-G-L-Y. You ain’t got no alibi. You ugly”
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Luke: “What the bleep with the Chargers’ coach and the timeout?”
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Luke: “When God was handing out dicks, you thought he said ‘sticks,’ and asked for a twig”
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Luke: “You like Andy times”
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