Andrew: “Because, we are… brothers on the throne”
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Andrew: “But, I think there’s also something magical about a wrong number”
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Andrew: “Come on, man. Let’s start over… Let’s just do it. Come on! We’ll be legends!”
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Andrew: “Damn it! That pisses me off!”
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Andrew: “Do you hear about these… wacky orca?”
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Andrew: “First of all, respect your alders”
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Andrew: “Goddamnit!”
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Andrew: “I gotta get this question outta my brain; and, this is one of those questions that seems really stupid, I’m gonna regret asking it. But… orca didn’t invent podcasting, did they?”
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Andrew: “I–I’m still… willing to be vulnerable, if you wanna talk about anything”
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Andrew: “It’s dumb guys… who think they’re intellectual, and they think they’re rattling the cage, and they think they’re thinking outside the box… But, they’re just having the same… myopic, dumbass thoughts that a million other guys had before them” [ed: ✊🏼]
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Andrew: Making a sound of being disgusted
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Andrew: “Mike! How did you get this number? How did you even know this number? Can you teach me this number?”
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Andrew: “Mother…tooter!”
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Andrew: “No. I’m an… idiot”
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Andrew: “Oh! Oh, really!? Oh, God! I was far off!”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit! You’re right”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit! You’re right. You’re… No. I’m an… idiot”
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Andrew: “Oh, wow! We’re still doing this!”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew and Luke: “First of all, respect your alders. Something that I was not doing earlier. That’s a show title! Yeah, I wrote it down. I wrote it down before I said it, my boy”
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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t get toots for that, man. I didn’t get toots. You really got toots on the brain!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, shit! You’re right. You’re… No. I’m an… idiot… Uh… yeah! No, this is an undisclosed project. Goddamnit, (Gotcha) Adler… Fuck you, Adler”
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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Cetacean (Cetacean!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “You can’t say, ‘Ope… sorry’. You’re, you called my phone, mother…tooter! Yeah, mother-tooter!”
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Luke: “But, for whatever reason… my backside, my rump… feels a little tight” (From Theragun ad)
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Luke: “Hey, bee-bee… I love… my heart love miss you”
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Luke: “I feel… some soreness… in… my… heinie? My glutes?” (From Theragun ad)
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Luke: “I know I said I would stop; and, I’m not stopping” (From Theragun ad)
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Luke: “I will floss ’til the cows come home”
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Luke: Making electric toothbrush sounds
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Luke: Making electric toothbrush sounds #2
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Luke: Saying “He’d been to this Ross for Less” as Sebastian Maniscalco
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Luke: Singing “I fell into a burning ring of falsehood”
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Luke: “Sorry about the butt references” (From Theragun ad)
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Luke: “This is completely out of selfishness on my part”
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Luke: “Two great tastes that taste bad together”
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Luke: “What am I apologizing for? I didn’t even do anything here! I…”
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Luke: “Yeah, mother-tooter!”
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Luke: “You mean, ‘Cocktober’?”
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Luke and Andrew: “The one we’re all following (Mmm-hmm) is called ‘J Pod’… So, we’d have to call it the ‘J Podcast’… Oh my God! You’re right!”
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