Andrew: “0 to 13… in 60 seconds”
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Andrew: “All of the instincts of a 26 year old are suddenly… hitting me… at the ripe, old age of 45”
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Andrew: “Corny-ass… Andy Rooney… I’m sorry, Mickey Rooney”
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Andrew: “Damn, I wish I was your lover”
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Andrew: “Don’t forget, if you see any dirt… I, I need some”
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Andrew: “Don’t listen to this part… Mom and Dad”
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Andrew: “Forgot how to use my microphone for a split second there”
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Andrew: “Good for you; like, let’s just go kick some ass!”
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Andrew: “Honestly, the shower talk… brought me closer… to liking Brad Paisley”
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Andrew: “I found it on YouTube; but, then, the second half of it gets real jank”
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Andrew: “I got a line on a free ladder down in Kent… If I don’t come back, avenge me!”
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Andrew: “I got a lotta things to do in the new house!”
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Andrew: “I’m not great on my feet, as you know”
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Andrew: “It is raising feelings in me that I’ve never had before”
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Andrew: “So, if we do get fired… my apologies. It’s my fault for buying a house”
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Andrew: “Some point in my life, something just broke”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Stop stealing people!”
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Andrew: “You know I love me a basement”
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Andrew: “You know, it is rumpus-y down there”
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Andrew: “You know, it is rumpus-y down there in the basement”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never seen that movie. Is there a scene where somebody punches (Ummmmm….) out the top of their hat? What!?”
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Luke: “Are we gonna be able to let the wild rumpus begin?”
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Luke: Booing [ed: Luke could have also been chanting “Luuuuke”]
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Luke: “For some reason, I can’t bring myself to include cannabis”
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Luke: “Good… Like… take that”
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Luke: “Here’s the thing. Roethlisberger… Boo!”
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Luke: “I don’t know why including cannabis bothers me”
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Luke: Saying “I don’t like it when people call my movies, ‘corny-ass'” as Andy Rooney
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