It’s that time of the year again when Luke and Andrew read Dazzling Donor messages on the show. As with the last couple of years, I had just asked for a quick shout out for my Wait Wait Stats Page and Marsupial Gurgle site. The “message” ended up lasting a wee little bit longer than I had anticipated.
Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Donor message
Andrew: “‘Too much homosexuality!'”
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Andrew: “Butter. I will come to your house. I will come to your home. Refrige… Refrigerator”
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Andrew: “Geez Louise! End it!”
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Andrew: “Get to the show! Let’s do the show!”
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Andrew: “He’s a ghost now”
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Andrew: “Hey… can you stop saying ‘vagina’ all the time?”
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Andrew: “I didn’t like it and I don’t remember it”
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Andrew: “I got a, a shorty one here”
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Andrew: “I mean, it’s not a dirty word”
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Andrew: “I would just say ‘vagina’ honestly”
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Andrew: “It’s just not right! These are the things… these are the things, these are the rules that we’re breaking”
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Andrew: Saying “It’s like a switch” as Sylvester Stallone
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Andrew: Saying “My wife” as Borat
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Andrew: “That’s a put-up then for my put-downs”
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Andrew: “The last drop wasn’t a very good last drop. It was good for a second-to-last drop. Which, now, I’m in a Folger’s commercial”
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Andrew: “There’s something broken in me”
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Andrew: “This is such a good Dazzling Donor message”
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Andrew: “Uh, I was making a joke!”
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Luke: “‘Oh, my vagina'”
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Luke: “Boy… that’s a spicy meatball!”
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Luke: “Butter?”
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Luke: Clearing his throat and saying “Boy… that’s a spicy meatball!”
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Luke: “Daddy Goldberg”
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Luke: “He would say, ‘My vagina hurts'”
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Luke: “I used to be funny and I would lose; and, now, I’m unfunny but I win”
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Luke: “Respectfully, my drop king”
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Luke: “You know, because I like to… do bad podcasting”
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Luke: “You know… I’m not trying to yuck that yum”
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