Andrew: “As Fargield famously said… ‘You didn’t got this'”
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Andrew: “But, I could not find my smile, Luke”
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Andrew: “I hear the loudest crack… that I’ve ever heard”
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Andrew: “I just wanna be done with this shit now!”
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Andrew: “I mean, I am… out of my brain right now!”
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Andrew: “I need a new car. Luke, go get me a Kia!”
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Andrew: “I think you’re pronooncing [ph] that wrong”
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Andrew: “I’m sure I won’t even feel that crack on the inside”
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Andrew: “Inconceivable!”
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Andrew: “It was like a womb”
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Andrew: “Morning, Luke. Sorry for my delay there”
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Andrew: “My whole face kinda clogs up”
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Andrew: “No!”
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Andrew: “Oh, God! I didn’t see anything that grim. Jesus Christ!”
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Andrew: “Okay. I just gotta get off this fucking road”
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Andrew: “Really!?”
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Andrew: “Road trips, baby”
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Andrew: Singing “Jennifer. Juniper”
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Andrew: “There was no issue with me swapping out cars. There was no issue with me wreaking this car… There’s no issue with me returning it a half hour late”
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Andrew: “This glass is just gonna collapse right into my nose”
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Andrew: “This is not a bit!! My brain is so… goddamn scrambled right now!”
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Andrew: “What the hell is that thing?”
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Andrew: “What’s the word I don’t know how to pronoonce? [ph]“
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Andrew: “You got this!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew pronouncing “pronounce” as “pronoonce”
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Luke: “Calm down, cat”
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Luke: “I don’t wanna yuck anyone’s yum”
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Luke: “I would kill you if… it weren’t a federal crime”
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Luke: “I’m gonna say something and this is… Albanian-on-Albanian criticism”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Saying “Conceivable!” as Wallace Shawn
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Luke: Saying “We’re waiting!” as Wallace Shawn
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Luke: “This!? This was your master plan!?”
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Luke: “We’ll leave the mask off for ya”
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Luke: “We’ll turn the lights off for ya”
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Luke and Andrew: “Although, let’s be honest, Andrew; and, no offense to you… I don’t think he makes it the rest of the week… Oh, God! Don’t even, don’t even, don’t even… (I mean, you… you realize how hard you jinxed that) No! Don’t. Oh my God. Don’t even… don’t even joke around about that”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yeah, baby! We’re way over the river! Yes we are”
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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks, world! Exactly”
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Luke and Andrew: “Young Sheldon, starring… Wallace Shawn. By the way, he’s on Young Sheldon, just FYI. He is not. No. He really is! No! Yes! Really!? I’m telling ya! The, I mean, has the Internet ever lied to us? No… Facebook hasn’t, certainly”
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