Andrew: “3-on-the-tree, my dude. You can have 4-on-the-floor, 3-on-the-tree”
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Andrew: “All that is gold does not glitter… Not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither. Deep roots are not reached… by the frost”
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Andrew: “Clunk-clunk! Clunk-clunk!”
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Andrew: “Haha! I can’t can’t think of her name; but, one of the great actors of our day!”
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Andrew: “Happy birthday, Bubbles. Do I stutter?”
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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is something… that I’m ready to talk about”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what I’m doing today”
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Andrew: “I feel like if I weigh in here, it’s stupid; cuz, I’m just gonna be wrong”
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Andrew: “I got lost in that somewhere and, so, I’m done”
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Andrew: “I’m in a flow state, man!”
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Andrew: “Inspired by Blucifer”
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Andrew: “It didn’t… seem sad until you… put those words in that order”
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Andrew: “Like, he didn’t know what he was saying. It was a… it was a word salad of saying a bunch of stuff. Now, listen… I offer a lot of word salads, myself, on the show, under much less stressful circumstances; because, I didn’t just say something hateful over a hot mic that I thought was cold”
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Andrew: “My big, wet lizard-like eyes”
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Andrew: “Now, listen… I offer a lot of word salads, myself, on the show, under much less stressful circumstances”
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Andrew: “Pretzel will not be ignored!”
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Andrew: “Saying, like, ‘I’m a man of faith’. What the fuck does that have to do with it!?”
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Andrew: “So dark. So good but so dark”
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Andrew: “That came from a deep well within me, honestly”
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Andrew: “They like my big, wet eyes”
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Andrew: “What am I doing to my dryer? But, I do it anyway; cuz, I like them to be dry”
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Andrew: “What the fuck does that have to do with it!?”
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Andrew: “You don’t need your gestalt to work here, but it helps… Just let it go… Just let it go. Don’t explain it… Don’t explain it”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, she does have very big… wet eyes… (Features) No! (Whoa!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Pulling… mini-penises, mini-phalluses out of the floorboards (Yes) for just generations”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew said “Gilbert” instead of “Dilbert”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Will-uh-mitt” instead of “Will-ah-met”
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Listener Ryan: Playing Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound and other clips from TBTL using a loop pedal while playing a guitar
Luke: “Again, sorry that I’m just a… a Whirling Dervish of thoughts… today on this Wednesday”
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Luke: “Again… it’s… really upsetting, if… you’re a human being”
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Luke: Commenting on the Phillies’ color commentator’s Delco accent
Luke: “Cuz, she’s not sleeping in bed with me. She’s too crazy”
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Luke: “I get up in the morning. I generally don’t have a shirt on… Again… it’s… really upsetting, if… you’re a human being; but, as a cat, it’s lost on her”
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Luke: Imitating Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound
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Luke: “It would be, like a… head… thing… that would have… 2 springs coming off of it with penises on the end… Like a headband… that had penises coming off of it and, then a penis water bottle”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Kittens inspired by Blucifer!”
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Luke: “Ooh-la-la”
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Luke: “That is so great. Then, the rest of the day is… utter chaos”
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Luke: “YOLO!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Come back to… Dad’s bachelor pad; where, he’s mostly podcasting from a room all day. Oh, wow. It didn’t… seem sad until you… put those words in that order… What are we doing? I need to get a job!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke likes to swaddle Bubbles against his bare chest in the morning
Luke and Andrew: “Somehow, it… it made it look… mildly pornographic. (Yeah) I mean… that’s what happens when you pixelate something. Yep”
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