Andrew: “Do listen to the commercial, but skip this story”
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Andrew: “First of all, I don’t mutter. I proclaim things”
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Andrew: “First of all, I don’t mutter. I proclaim things… I’m a broadcast professional”
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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I think you would’ve been proud of me”
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Andrew: “Happy day!”
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Andrew: “Hey, I killed a spider, Luke”
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Andrew: “Hey! You! Stop stealing that person! I can’t! I’m a Stihl person! Okay”
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Andrew: “Human-related stains”
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Andrew: “I don’t mutter-mutter… I proclaim”
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Andrew: “It was a thicc boi”
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Andrew: “Luke Burbank just said, ‘I’m tired of buying things for my home'”
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Andrew: “No, I’m not gonna normalize this”
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Andrew: “Oh, God! I had a… I had the most badass folding shovel when I was a kid, man; a little green guy”
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Andrew: “The spider’s life was not in danger from anybody but, I guess me… and a whim”
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Andrew: “They don’t invoke anything terrible happening there”
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Andrew: “They’re probably so glad a liberal cuck lives there now”
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Andrew: “Well, I’m the man. I, I know what’s going on here”
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Andrew: “Where did the ‘diarrhea’ come from?”
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Andrew: “Why am I in a yurt?”
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Andrew: “You know, put the cat away”
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Andrew: “You need men sitting on those showers”
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Andrew: “Your stories are… about as good as they ever are”
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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned in regards to Andrew playing the Kanye West and Russell Wilson “Unlimited diarrhea. Unlimited” mashup and discussing the source video
Andrew and Luke: “No, I’m not gonna normalize this. Like, I’m… just gonna (Right) keep this as shitty as possible”
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Luke: “And, then, I go over the carpet… with a fine-tooth shovel”
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Luke: “How much should I be entertaining this cat?”
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Luke: “I need to make this rage house into a rage home”
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Luke: “My sebaceous glands are unlimited, Andrew… Unlimited”
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Luke: “Oh. A spider”
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Luke: “Strong Rick Steves energy”
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Luke: “Would you say they jiggle-jiggle?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Everything comes back to… jiggle-jiggle and folding, now, on this show (Yes)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to send these videos to Genevieve last night… and… because, I was like… Well, then, you keep your clothes on! What are you doing!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “So, the shower is… it’s angled back in the corner in a way so that it… I, I forget the term for it… You know, put the cat away”
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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say they jiggle-jiggle? Oh my God! They… they practically fold!”
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