Tag: A Song of Ice and Spoilers

Andrew: “Are you fucking kidding me?”

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Andrew: “Brexit with Sansa”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: “I am so glad I don’t care about that shit anymore!”

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Andrew: “I… kinda can’t fucking believe I’m here! I did it!”

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Andrew: “Jon… keep it together! Why are you crying so much during this scene? Like, don’t be an Andrew here”

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Andrew: “Not to get all MAGA on it”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I hate Bran!”

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Andrew and Luke: “We are where we are, right now, with her storyline… (Yeah) and, I… love this! It’s… terrifying. It’s scary. It’s epic”

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Luke: “Bang, bang”

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Luke: “Bran the Homely!”

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Luke: “Bran… the Boner-less”

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Luke: “I think… drunk Tyrion is the best Tyrion… and, emotional Tyrion… is not the best Tyrion for me; and… Tyrion on a pile of rocks, banging ’em together out of sad-rage… that’s the worst Tyrion, in my opinion”

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Luke: “I wanted to hear a triumphant yawp!”

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Luke: “Nah, son… we’re a bone. We don’t shatter easily”

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Luke: “Sam stands up and says, ‘We should ask the people what they want.’ And, they’re like, ‘Yes! Democracy!'”

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Luke: Singing “Where… in the world… is… Arya Stark going?”

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Luke: “What the fuck!?!!”

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Luke: “Wow! I’m the Queen of Winterfell… Wow! I’m a ship captain… Wow! I’m Hand of the King… I’m… I’m… the King of, you know, of the Realm, or whatever the hell Bran’s title–Bran’s title is”
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Luke and Andrew: “Euron died as he lived: looking like he walked over from a different set. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Grey Worm’s in… (Eugh!) he’s in permanent fart smell mode… (Exactly) Just constantly looks like he’s smelling a fart”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, no he didn’t! (Right)”

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Andrew: “Ah, touché”

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Andrew: “Boom… suddenly, the, the, the… the switch is flipped, or the flip is switched”

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Andrew: “Damn! Shit, that is so cool!”

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Andrew: “Did you just pass gas? What the hell was that?”

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Andrew: “Holy… shit… I think that would be awesome”

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Andrew: “I didn’t think about warging at all. That didn’t even occur to me”

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Andrew: “Of, fucking, course”

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Andrew: Saying “That would be interesting!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “We explain things”

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Andrew: “Well… Targaryens be crazy; and, we just saw her go crazy”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I definitely feel that”

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Luke: “Downtown Dany Targaryen”

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Luke: “Now, that is a sound that would get you out of bed”

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Luke: “Wow! Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “You crazy for this one, Rick!”

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Luke and Andrew: “In Westeros… flip switches you (Switches you!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like she was there to break the wheel; but, maybe, the wheel broke her. Mmm! Whoa!! You know? The bells! Like, she’s, like… Hey, thanks!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why can’t I stop talking about eunuchs today? You’re obsessed!”

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Andrew: “Alright, listen… I keep on starting to say things and then I can’t finish them”

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Andrew: “Burn… them all, Daenerys. Burn them all”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what the fuck she means!”

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Andrew: “I gotta be me!! I gotta be me!”

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Andrew: “Like, just shut up!”

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Andrew: “Now, which one of you cowardly bastards shit my pants?”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re the Game of Thrones podcast with the bells. Does Brock Huard have one? We’re the bells-iest”

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Luke: “Cersei’s gonna Cers”

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Luke: “It’s Been a Minute… with Sansa Sanders”

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Luke: “It’s my castle and I want it now!”

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Luke: “It’s my money and I want it now!”

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Luke: “Please, don’t leave me”

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Luke: Singing “I will remember Wolf”

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Luke: “This is why you castrate people”

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Luke: “Yeah!”

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Luke: “You have no idea how tempted I was to play the Morning Edition theme… Just to mess… with… a listener from a show you’re not even hearing right now” [ed: 🤔]

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Luke: “You must never, ever tell anyone… because, that will fuck up me getting the throne”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, no, he going up there to kill her… but, maybe I fell for something. Maybe he going up there to bone her (No)”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t want this to be just a big negative-fest”

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Andrew: “Could you please call me… Tamuel Smarley”

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Andrew: “Could you please call me… Tamuel Smarley. Damnit! I could’ve done better than that. I feel like I wanna redo; but, we don’t have time”

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Andrew: “Damnit! I could’ve done better than that”

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Andrew: “Get home! Get home! Game of Thrones is starting! We gotta… literally block out the sunshine!”

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Andrew: “It has the unfortunate effect of making it seem like it was shot in a completely blackened… which it was”

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Andrew: “It is something, man!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Luke, this is so great”

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Andrew: Making sneaking around sounds

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Andrew: “My Big Fat Red Wedding?”

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Andrew: Saying “You’re a good man, Theon” as Bran

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Andrew: Saying “You’re a good man, Theon” as Mike Tyson

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Andrew and Luke: “Throw another… main character on the barby (Shrimp on the barby!) Right!”

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Luke: “Can I please be the Onion Bagel Knight?”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a spoiler?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Stand your ground!”

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Andrew: “I’m with you… I don’t care… I don’t care about climate change. I don’t care about the White Walkers. I’m on the record”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of an alarm clock going off

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Andrew: “Oh… oh, look who’s… oh, look who’s back! Oh, the gang’s all here! And, who’s gonna come through the door next?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is probably the worst episode of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen… (How… dare…) with the possible exception of some other ones… (you… even… say… that…) That (to… me!)”

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Luke: “Can you believe he raped her”

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Luke: “He’s got a big schlong”

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Luke: Making the The Price is Right losing horn sound

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Luke: “Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no. I don’t, I’m not… I’m not ambitious. I don’t wanna be in charge… Please, take this cup from me”

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Luke: Singing “I can vamp if I want to”

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Luke and Andrew: All Luke and Andrew can say is “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you ready for my ultimate hot take? Yeah! I would just be fine with everybody, so long as it’s quick and painless… everybody I saw in this episode can die”

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Luke and Andrew: “Having flesh isn’t easy; otherwise, everyone would have it… I drink and I rot”

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Luke and Andrew: “I… loved… this episode of… Game of Thrones… I… am… apparently… wrong… (Are… we… going… to talk…) about… everything (this way… the whole episode)”

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Andrew: “Embrace the corniness”

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Andrew: “How the hell is that gonna go down?”

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Andrew: “I think… it’s… a little… like climate change, Luke”

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Andrew: “Jon Snow is dead again! Oh, no! He’s not! He pulled himself up from the ice”

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Andrew: “Like a lily-livered coward!”

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Andrew: “Like, this is the troll in me. Like, I don’t consider myself a very trolly person”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I can never figure this out!”

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Andrew: Saying “There’s a hole in the wall!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Yaarüs, Yaarüs” (Edited)

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for asking Luke and Andrew to break out No Point Conversion and A Song of Ice and Spoilers as separate show files

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Andrew and Luke: “This is it… my friends (Oh, wow!)”

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Luke: “Are the Iron Islands the Duluth of Westeros?”

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Luke: “I’m not good… with camp”

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Luke: Singing “Zacchaeus was a wee little man, and a wee little man was he. He climbed up in a sycamore tree, for the Lord he wanted to see”

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Luke: “You know, peace and love; but… not really peace and love”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know you’re excited about the fact that people can get this as a, as it’s own special thing now… That, (Yeah!) this is not just a… boil on the backside of an otherwise… beautiful TBTL butt cheek”

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