Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Have I lost the ability to ding a bell?”

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Andrew: “He’s… a little bit annoying now again; which, is what I wanted to see!”

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Andrew: “I understand! I’m not stable!”

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Andrew: “My old son-of-a-bitch is back!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God bless you!”

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Andrew: “People do weird… things in the desert”

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Andrew: “Please don’t touch the table. Please, take the hands off the table”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song #2

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Andrew: “The lie is built into the system; and, like… it sucks!!”

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Andrew: “They’re just gonna lie!!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I coulda been a guy”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s putting on a sock puppet? Yeah. What’s going on? I don’t even know what joke I’m making”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m so mad right now, Luke. I’m really angry. Okay… And, Genevieve… is even angrier than me”

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Andrew and Luke: “People do weird… things in the desert… Yeah; and, a lot of that stuff is real crap”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have a chute, don’t you? I have a chute… (Oh, God bless you!) It is… (When am I moving in?) amazing!”

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Luke: “AGGAB”

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Luke: “I’m gonna bring down the Doog”

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Luke: Making a chef’s kiss sound

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Luke: “Oui, oui!”

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Luke: Saying “Never kick a cow cairn on a hot day” in a Southern accent

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Luke: “The talented Mister Walshly”

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Luke: “This is the sad thing about getting old, Andrew, is: I actually can’t remember”

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Luke and Andrew: “AGGAB… All… All garbage guys are bastards?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Even… with my duplication investigation; which, is, that I have two of those… one is in… the Bay City, and one is… in the Rip City. Oh, no! And, I’m in-between”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke gets the content fresh off of the truck

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Andrew: “And, I think I might’ve still had some of… some of your stank on me”

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Andrew: “Each time you do that, you screw yourself over”

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Andrew: “Felicia’s hot dog themed apron left little to the imagination”

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Andrew: “Go on, Big L”

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Andrew: “Goddamn, brain. You did it again!”

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Andrew: “I know you were… trying to build me up and crush me down at the same time. That was amazing, actually. That was… that was deft, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I’m being a little thick here”

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Andrew: “Impossible sweet meats”

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Andrew: “Nothing matters anymore”

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Andrew: “Oh, you keep applying for this credit card… and, we keep telling you, ‘No'”

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Andrew: “Potent hot doggables!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m nervous about the whole hot dog situation”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m nervous about the whole hot dog situation… The recipe situation”

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Andrew: “What a… weird way for me to jam this in here”

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Andrew: “What do you, what do you want?”

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Andrew: “You just are a big ‘L'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s the hot dog erotica? (Yes) Here we go”

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Luke: “Breaking necks and cashing checks”

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Luke: “But, I audibly squealed”

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Luke: “Ho-do de-go-blaze [ph]“

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Luke: “I made a friend here in Portland, everybody!”

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Luke: “I’m hosting, kinda, you know, with, with one lung tied behind my back”

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Luke: “Nothing that you’ve mentioned, in the salads, doesn’t sound sexual”

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Luke: “Potent ho-do de-go-blaze [ph]“

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Luke: “Teeny bit of, like… annus [ph]“

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Luke: “That sounds… pretty terrible”

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Luke: “You stop off, then you pop off, then you drop off the radar”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sound very, very… down in the mouth about this… I’m sorry to be down in the mouth”

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Andrew: “Hey! Cut it out!”

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Andrew: “I keep referring to it to the ICU… the ‘intensive cat unit’… Not one person has laughed at that. I have not gotten a ‘lol’… I haven’t gotten shit for that joke”

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Andrew: “I was spraying that joke all over the place, like a cat marking its territory”

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Andrew: Laughing in a stilted manner

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Andrew: Laughing in a stilted manner #2

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Andrew: Making funny sounds

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Andrew: Making funny sounds, backmasked

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Andrew: “Maybe this is an obviously thing and I’m not thinking it out”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna punch you” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That does not sound like you, man. I listen to your voice a lot”

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Andrew: “That is some Robin Hood shit! I love it!”

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Andrew: “The glass boxes of emotion that they’re in”

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Andrew and Luke: “Burbs (Yeah) and the board”

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Andrew and Luke: Work-related tickle time while Luke and Andrew were in Australia

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Luke: “A rebel… without a care”

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Luke: “And, I just look… just like a big derp!”

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Luke: “Don’t snag defeat from the jaws of victory, my friend”

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Luke: “Hey! Cut it out!!”

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Luke: “Hey! masks!”

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Luke: “I got a lot to say… about apartment living, Andrew; and, what I’m… starting to coin in my mind as ‘pandemic excuse making'”

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Luke: “I love juice!”

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Luke: “I, as a… resident… salute our anarchist overlords”

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Luke: “Nope. Not gonna do it… Not gonna do it… Not gonna do it”

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Luke: “Peace be with you and, and also with… you?”

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Luke: “Yes, yes, yes… Change your apartment, change your world”

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Luke: “You let… Burbs… And, yes, that’s a thing I’m… just doing now, I guess”

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Luke: “You’re right… I’m the kind of… sicko… who really looks forward to a good negoshe [ph]“

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Andrew: “Check that ‘stache!”

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Andrew: “Cry my way through this shit”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this… is triggering or if I’m a… snowflake here”

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Andrew: “I need you to make me laugh!”

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Andrew: “It’s a real dark show today”

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Andrew: “My brain broke”

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Andrew: “No! Either wear a mask or don’t! But, don’t wear a mask of your own face; because, it’s making me very uncomfortable!”

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Andrew: “Now, I have a feeling that this is gonna lead us into a… bad place”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: “Screw you, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Sorry, lost my words there for a second. I had what I call a ‘Theo moment’… My brain broke”

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Andrew: “Thanks! I hate it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lord, (Yeah!) if, if I should eat today, please let food show up like mana from Heaven; and, it showed up! (Let an onion bloom in the desert) Right! The burning Bloomin’ Onion”

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Luke: “And, I’m a pretty shady person”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for saying that “Rose City” is a valid way to reference Portland, Oregon

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Luke: “I like… my derpy face being… hidden away from… the world”

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Luke: “I’d like to formally retract my shame that I expressed yesterday”

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Luke: “I’m… more than happy to pass the baton of sadness… my friend”

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Luke: “My brain did what it usually does; which is, it made excuses”

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Luke: “We’re flying in hot for this hottie”

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Luke: “Who thought my divorce was gonna be the least sad news this week?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, where do babies come from? Mall 205, oddly enough”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dick-skinners? (Beep!)”

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