Clips From TBTL #3292

Andrew: “Burn that, will you?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t kill my wife!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I’m all outta breath… That was the closest I’ve ever cut this, Luke”

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Andrew: “Jonah wanna give?”

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Andrew: “Oh, my gosh!”

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Andrew: “Sequimmy dipping”

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Andrew: “That was the closest I’ve ever cut this”

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Andrew: “The yells of excitement turning into the shrieks of terror; as, my idea rains down upon thee!”

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Andrew: “Tony, don’t!”

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Andrew: “You are an impossible man”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got got by Luke playing the audio drop of Andrew saying “Wassup!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You might say that that whole area is Wayne’s World… Party down, excellent… I’m sorry”

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Luke: “Buy! Buy! Buy! Sell! Sell! Sell!”

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Luke: “I’m an Impossible man like my father and his father before him”

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Luke: Singing “Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme”

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Luke: “The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds”

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Luke: “There’s no one… watching… the wheel!”

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Luke: “This is an even worse idea! What are you doing!?”

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Luke: “This is… neither here or anywhere”

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Luke: “This makes… so much more sense now; as, to why I was so confused”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I shear that with you real quick? (Oh, no)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank… (Yeah) Chinese delivery… Collision course”

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Luke and Andrew: “Was the show called ‘Guy, Kid, Lady’? The show was called ‘Kid, Guy, Lady'”

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Clips From TBTL #3291

Andrew: “And, I remember being very cranky after the whole thing was over”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I have no attention span at home anymore”

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Andrew: “I actually think of you. I hate how much you’re in my head, as a matter of fact; now, that I think about it”

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Andrew: “I don’t love clean!”

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Andrew: “I know; but, it’s just for the show!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I cringe at it; but, I love it”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oops”

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Andrew: Saying “But, I probably will!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “These things need to be meat forward”

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Andrew: “Weirdly obedient”

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Luke: “God does use kids to help you get a kid out of your body!”

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Luke: “Hunh… Interesting choice”

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Luke: “I’m coo’ not following the coup”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to take it to Sad Town… Not trying to take it to Wayne Town”

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Luke: “It’s not for me… It’s not for Burbs”

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Luke: “Let’s take some you time, Burbs”

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Luke: “Más extraño que la ficción”

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Luke: Singing “Chase me all the way”

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Luke: “Yeah. That’s just cone times, my friend”

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Luke: “Your new name is: Helpful, Helpful”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is… Andrew Walsh. We’re hoping that he doesn’t make it ‘Weird!’ as he joins us from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington… Good morning, my friend. But, I probably will!”

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Clips From TBTL #3290

Andrew: “Bigger Pac-Mans eating smaller Pac-Mans over and over and over again”

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Andrew: “Boom… Nailed it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I exposed it!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, that’s what I do on this show: I expose things”

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Andrew: “I ordered… lasagna… with red sauce and chicken”

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Andrew: “No more hijacking!”

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Andrew: “Quiet down and order your beans, Pop!”

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Andrew: “Spreadsheet!!”

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Andrew: “Today, as I got up to get my… cup of coffee, I set down my headphones and I swore… I heard my voice, coming out of those headphones, saying something ridiculous”

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Andrew: “What do I wanna do?”

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Andrew: “You know I just have a… bug up my ass about that”

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Listener: Possible TBTL initialism expansions

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Luke: Getting mentioned for sending Andrew audio clips to Luke

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Luke: “He is Andrew… He is Andrew… (Go Browns) There we go, Walsh”

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Luke: “Hello, everyone… I’m the person with fourth billing… Get used to it”

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Luke: “I… literally forgot… what the words are… that I usually say at the beginning of the show”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what I do… bring along the ol’ wet wipes”

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Luke: “It slays all day!”

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Luke: “It’s Andrew ‘Boom-Boom’ Walsh”

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Luke: “It’s boom-boom!”

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Luke: “Light on facts; but, heavy on back slapping”

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Luke: “We’re under da sea, man”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we get that… minute and a half of our life back? He said, on a podcast that’s now in its thirty-fourth minute talking (I know!) about nothing”

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Andrew: Singing “Ask Jared”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hi. I’m Andrew, by the way… Hi, Andrew. I’m Luke… Nice to meet you… Nice to meet you”

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Luke: “I’m such a hummingbird-brain”

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Luke: “The FOX line-up is just based around lies about dancing and music!”

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Luke: “Tippy canoe and Stevens too [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “But, on this show, there’s just absolutely no tangent too long… Whoa! Except for that… Well, that was a detail that too wrong, right? And, there’s a detail… that was… way too wrong”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why… was… Quinton… Dunbar… in… the football game? (Hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3289

Andrew: “Add their own stank to it”

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Andrew: “Be the party of Trump. Expose yourselves”

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Andrew: Caught off-guard when Luke played a different “Did you poop?” drop

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Andrew: “Did you wanna start with talking about what my garbage situation is? What did you wanna start with today? What’s the lead story? We did not go over this in our… pre-show meeting”

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Andrew: “I’m the one who’s definitely, kind of, broken in some way”

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Andrew: “Like, all the garbage is out now”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m a broken person”

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Andrew: “They trigger my, my tear ducts”

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Luke: “Beautiful city. I love your city. It’s a beautiful city”

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Luke: “Clenching our bungholes”

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Luke: “Forget it! It’d be like a fractal!”

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Luke: “He’s still a miserable fuck”

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Luke: “I don’t really know how fractals work”

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Luke: “I might need four years to recover from my celebration”

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Luke: “It does not matter… what you wear; just, as long as you’re there… Everyone… grab a girl… everywhere, around the world”

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Luke: “It sounded fairly… fecal”

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Luke: “New… Yurk? [ph]

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Luke: “The joy was difficult to contain-do”

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Luke: “This is a Burbs original”

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Luke: “We were dangerously close to being relevant”

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Luke: “You get nothing and like it, Eric!”

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Luke: “You gotta eat that prediction”

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Luke: “You know, when you finally unclench, I’m telling you, Andrew… some poop’s gonna come out”

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Luke and Andrew: “They better have some motherfucking (Yes) Harris… (Yes! When they showed his name…) fireworks going too (Yes! Yes!)”

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Clips From TBTL #3288

Andrew: “Am I not… feeling enough joy this morning?”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… I don’t know what to say”

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Andrew: “I knew you couldn’t do it. You snuck it in there, you son of a gun”

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Andrew: “Miami of Florida”

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Andrew: “Not the attorney! Not the Attorney!”

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Andrew: “Oh, finally. The king has no clothes”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Nailed it”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello… My name is Luke Burbank” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Silver Sur-four [ph]

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Andrew: “Tick-tick. Tick-tick”

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Andrew: “We want Trump out of office; but, America’s… got probs”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I gotta, I gotta watch that. Maybe that’s what I’ll do when I’m finally… done doing stupid Spotless!”

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Luke: “I can’t contain my joy-do [ph]

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Luke: “I just poured Georgia this morning”

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Luke: “I… through the power… of over-confidence and Jameson”

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Luke: “Santa must have come early to bring us this Michael Christmas song!”

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Luke: “The other Miami?”

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Luke: “You trap me on an airplane with a Harper’s and I am… like a pig in shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Imagine… the baby from the NBC show ‘Dinosaurs’… no longer being the Attorney General of the United States… Let that wash over you… Not the attorney! Not the Attorney! (Not the Bill Barr. Not the Bill Barr)” [ed: “Dinosaurs” was an ABC show and not an NBC. Luke continually messes this up!]

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Luke and Andrew: Role-playing Luke’s call with the “New Yorker” with Andrew playing as Luke and speaking in a funny manner

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