Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “And, babies don’t fit down that drain”

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Andrew: Drawn out “What the hell does that even mean?”

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Andrew: “How many times have you been tested up the nose?”

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Andrew: “I feel so exposed!”

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Andrew: “I think we have the Friday giggles, my friend”

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Andrew: “I’m really excited to hear about… Butte stuff?”

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Andrew: “I’m really putting on my Burbanks today”

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Andrew: “It’s just sweet silence”

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Andrew: “It’s like it’s happening inside my head”

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Andrew: Jackhammering sound in the background

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Andrew: Making a farting sound and saying “I’m Luke Burbank” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “My Luke Burbank-iness”

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Andrew: “That is the saddest mall store I’ve ever seen in my life”

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Andrew: “The show is you explaining things to me!”

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Andrew: “This has been a sonically beautiful show”

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Andrew: “This is a little Burbank-y”

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Andrew: “This movie had a huge impact on me… ‘So I Married an Ax Murderer'”

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Andrew: “Will I be… joining you from Jackhammer City on Monday? Maybe. Dunno. Who knows! Will I be able to use my own bathroom again?”

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Andrew: “Ya trapped!”

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Andrew: “You know that I love to clean, Luke”

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Luke: “As the person representing you co-bro se”

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Luke: “Big city liberal… Coastal elite”

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Luke: “Face-to-face… is out of place”

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Luke: “Face-to-face… is out of place” #2

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Luke: “Famously, I don’t go in for Butte stuff”

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Luke: “Get me outta here!”

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Luke: “I like big buttes and I cannot lie?”

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Luke: “I wanna tender my resignation… as your co-bro se lawyer”

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Luke: “More importantly, they poop here”

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Luke: Saying “Ai, toi-toi-toi. I’m David O’Fincher” in an Irish accent

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Luke: “You have Burbank’d this, Andrew”

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Luke: “You’re the Tyler… Durden… of plumbing problems”

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Luke and Andrew: “Truly, a Burbank-ing. Yes. Truly was… a Burbank redemption”

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Andrew: “God, Luke! I can’t believe that I am the one suggesting this; cuz, I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants”

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Andrew: “God, Luke! I can’t believe that I am the one suggesting this; cuz, I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants… when they’re doing their job!”

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Andrew: “Ha-haa! Bumper stickers!”

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Andrew: “I tricked you into letting me talk here”

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Andrew: “I wanna make it sound like I’m important”

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Andrew: “I… truly… believe that everybody should be wearing pants”

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Andrew: “If I’m lying… I kinda don’t care”

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Andrew: “If it’s coming off as overly sexual, it’s just because I am overly sexual. It’s not because I’m trying to be”

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Andrew: “It’s sweet and soothing”

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Andrew: “Jake is being your Perfect Daddy”

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Andrew: “Let’s start here with Coody in Chicago”

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Andrew: “No way… José”

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Andrew: “Oh, you went there, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Screw it. I cannot do this today without a shower”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Andrew: “Somehow that sentence is more appropriate today than it was on the day… I uttered those words”

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Andrew: “Somehow that sentence is more appropriate today than it was on the day… I uttered those words… Only, in this case, the garbage situation is just my… state of mind”

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Andrew: “Stand by, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “The garbage situation is just my… state of mind”

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Andrew: “This might be the week that I start pooping my pants”

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Andrew: “You can just stop the show! Just don’t do the intro”

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Andrew: “You need to de-pants yourself”

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Listener and Child: “Alright, are you ready? Beagel. Beagel. Boggel. Boggel. Boogel. Boogel… Okay. Ready to do it fast? Yes. Okay. Beagel, boggel, boogel. Beagel, boggel, boogel!”

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Luke: “And, when you’re just squatting down over a hole, things are really unkinked; and, you’re just… free as a bird. You’re loosey goosey”

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Luke: “Are you allowed to crap in the hole if… if things get bad?”

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Luke: “As are many of us, I’m riding a little low in the water… these days”

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Luke: “Butte, Montana, baby!”

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Luke: “Butte…iful?”

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Luke: “Coody”

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Luke: “Coopy. Coopy? Brody… Coopy… and… Connor”

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Luke: “Good luck, Luke and Andrew! What you do is so important!”

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Luke: “Honestly, I can shit my pants twice a day and I’d be… in the clear”

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Luke: “I’m Joseph Robinette Biden; and, I approve this Blursday message”

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Luke: “I’m just trying to not hit on the listeners!”

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Luke: “I’m sure these jeans have seen things… and, and absorb things they can’t unsee and un-absorb”

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Luke: “I’m talking big, old… fatty blunts”

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Luke: “Jake is Perfect Daddy-ing your pizza”

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Luke: “Let sleeping logs lie”

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Luke: “Near and dear to your Hearth…stone?”

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Luke: “Not to take this to Jeffery Toobin-town”

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Luke: “Pause the show!”

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Luke: “Thank you for putting that evil inside me”

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Luke: “That sweet, sweet SEO… clicks”

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Luke: “This song… goes out to all of the coffee spillers… of the world”

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Luke: “To me… coffee… is just… hot water… with some… bean juice in it”

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Luke: “Tumwater, Washington, just a… just a port in the storm… of the tedium of driving on Interstate 5”

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Luke: “You don’t need to be part of this conversation”

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Luke: “You… say your dread ball is acute. I say mine is adorable”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pause the show! Pause the show!”

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Andrew: “And, I know I always sound a little bit… droopy and doopy on this show”

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Andrew: “Habitat for Zoomanity”

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Andrew: “I don’t have beef”

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Andrew: “I’m an American and you’re an asshole”

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Andrew: “I’m not putting a dime into this!”

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Andrew: “Joining us now with a microphone plugged into a Behringer mixer, which has the output going into a Mix-3 mixer–What is it?–a MixPre mixer… And, then, into… a Lenovo ThinkPad, running ipDTL, it is… Andrew Walsh… and the Hair Dryers”

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Andrew: “Lemme lay one thing on you”

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Andrew: “Make sure that you lock it up. You gotta lock it up!”

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Andrew: “Me and my main man here”

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Andrew: “No, I’m an American and you’re an asshole”

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Andrew: Saying “That is embarrassing!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Somewhere deep in the bowels… of the piping of this house, something has gone… wrong!”

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Andrew: “Spreadshee”

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Andrew: “Spreadsheet”

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Andrew: “Sterve Smirth [ph]“

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Andrew: “Then, I start to feel kinda gross and greasy”

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Andrew: “This is… technically, a public forum”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “You know, I was very grumpy”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what, Luke? I’m gonna say it: I think it stinks… To high heaven. To high heaven”

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Luke: “Cuz, I gotta blow dry my feet”

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Luke: “I could never do it… because, I’m just so angry inside”

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Luke: “I feel like that’s really the Burbank difference”

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Luke: “I’m the lord of this land!!”

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Luke: “Lurnk Burnbank”

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Luke: “No sign of my feet… or my heart”

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Luke: “Oh, no, Justin!”

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Luke: Saying “Joining you, from an area near dream land, via an ipDTL link… this is, Coast to Coast” as Art Bell

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Luke: “The world’s tamest pot grow”

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Luke: “We gotta make some money so Andrew can afford shower curtains that he shouldn’t be buying”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve always been here, Mr. (Yeah) Burbank… (Mmm-hmm) My family wanted to play Keno; but, I had to correct them”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a vain bastard”

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Andrew: “Here’s the one thing that I wanna tell you that might be kind of interesting… Kind of; although, I still kind of doubt it”

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Andrew: “I hope the sound of the snaking didn’t effect you”

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Andrew: “I just had to pee”

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Andrew: “I let my mind’s eye paint the picture for me”

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Andrew: “I need that shower. Not to just to clean my body; but, to clear my brain”

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Andrew: “I was in the fetal position and shaking for most of the evening”

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Andrew: “I’m dirty and grimy here”

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Andrew: “It’s DJ Hypertension!”

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Andrew: “Just overflowing with just blackness”

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Andrew: “Look at what I just found!”

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Andrew: “Now, you just have the, the mental cloggings to deal with”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Say it again, Walsh. Get more laughs. Everybody done laughing? Okay”

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Andrew: “Single use bathrooms”

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Andrew: “Single use… restroom”

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Andrew: “That’s not gonna happen. Right, Luke? Tell me that’s not gonna happen”

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Andrew: “The Hardly Boys?”

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Andrew: “The problem wasn’t the flowing of water in; it was, where the water was going”

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Andrew: “There’s one thing I can do… and, that’s take a shower”

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Andrew: “This guy’s a little bit too beefy and tough looking. He’s a little bit too rock ‘n’ roll. I’m a little bit more frivolous, I think”

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Andrew: “We can… go… twelve hours without a shower. She can. I was in the fetal position and shaking for most of the evening”

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Andrew: “When I look at this bathroom, and I, and I fantasize about it”

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Andrew: “You got the nut graf”

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Andrew: “You think I don’t know Pee-Wee!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew can wash his hands and dishes in his sink and flush the toilet, but still can’t take a shower

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Andrew and Luke: “Steven’s gonna call you… Uh-oh”

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Luke: “A lot of really… upsetting things just came… gurgling and… burbling out”

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Luke: “As we talk about Andrew clearing out his pipes… Our… e-mails and v-mails remained very clogged”

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Luke: “Get over yourself, Burbs”

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Luke: “I don’t know what’s going on, Andrew. I’m having a… some kind of a glottal situation”

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Luke: “I just have to retire that whole section of my, like, taste memory”

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Luke: “Special nighttime bathroom”

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Luke: “The guy’s a nut graf!”

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Luke: “They’ve already… closed the Burbank account”

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Luke: “We’re revising the nut graf!!”

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Luke: “You son-of-a-bitch! You did it again”

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Luke and Andrew: “Instead of what they’re wearing, though; it’s… ‘What were you eating?’ Oh… Okay. Let’s not get graphic, my friend”

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