Clips From TBTL #3273

Andrew: “Big, big… big, big, big, big, big”

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Andrew: “Big, big… big, big, big, big, big Browns game… on Sunday”

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Andrew: “Dude, comma, you were right”

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Andrew: “Fill their blog holes”

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Andrew: “I don’t think so, Luke”

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Andrew: “I got it bad. I got it bad”

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Andrew: “I had no idea! I’m sorry I said you were wrong. I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “I just don’t know how to do it!”

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Andrew: “I’m not good with numbers”

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Andrew: “I’m not very happy with myself right now. I’m not very happy with myself, at all, right now, Luke. Because, I think the car commercial uses the original version… And, I’ve been stamping around the house… yelling at the TV every time this thing comes on; saying, ‘Well, use the original. Why would you make it worse, which isn’t worse!'”

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Andrew: “It’s a safe, unlistenable space”

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Andrew: Making a bullet ricocheting sound

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Andrew: “Our priorities are screwed”

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Andrew: “Police just say shit”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Thank you. These… are… facts!”

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Andrew: “The Minecraft… strip is my playground, bro”

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Andrew: “Working blue!”

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Andrew: “Wow, this is an interesting… approach”

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Luke: “Ah, toi-toi-toi”

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Luke: “Because, I was… loud wrong!”

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Luke: “Being a real B-jerk”

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Luke: “Call the zookeeper!”

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Luke: “For those of you who don’t know or don’t care”

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Luke: “I empathize deeply with the drug smuggler”

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Luke: “I’m comfortable inside my own body; and, my energy is… I’m uncomfortable inside of Kurt Vile’s body”

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Luke: “Nope! Wrong!”

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Luke: Saying “COVID” as Moira Rose

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Luke: Saying “COVID” as Moira Rose #2

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Luke: Saying “Genre” as Alex Trebek

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Luke: “She’s my Vega gal”

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Luke: “Thirsty much, law enforcement?”

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Luke: “To our boy Stu! Nobody will give you… the thoughts of my boy Stu!”

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Luke: “Toi-toi-toi”

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Luke: “Wareham? I hardly knew ’em!”

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Luke: “You know what? I wasn’t doing that last night… Why, Andrew? Because of meditation”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, this is me talking… on Friday (This is real-time now)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have a great weekend, stay safe… Go Vikings, go Brungles… Go eat a bray-gle… And, please remember: No mountain too tall… And, good luck to brall”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t that also where Intercourse is? Intercourse, Pennsylvania, (That rings a bell, yeah) I believe is the place… I… I was there once; but, it was just… quick in and out… Well, look at you… on a Friday! Working blue! You love to see it”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the opening to “Tom’s Diner” and Andrew saying “Oh, that’s Enigma”

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Clips From TBTL #3272

Andrew: “But, yesterday, I was feeling a little… a little frisky”

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Andrew: “Don’t krill the messenger”

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Andrew: “Finland and… Norway, same place, I think”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Your Highness”

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Andrew: “His mate brought him a pilla [ph]

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Andrew: “His meat [ph] brought him a pilla [ph]

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Andrew: “I had to send him a boar!”

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Andrew: “I never asked to be born!”

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Andrew: “I think it’s called, ‘Krills on the Side'”

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Andrew: “I was feeling frisky in a text conversation with my dad”

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Andrew: “I will be joining you… consider it a little road trip, next week, for two or three shows, I will be joining you… from… the living room of the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Andrew: “It belongs in a museum!”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t the type of thing I needed to say out loud; but… I dunno what the hell was Twitter for anyway”

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Andrew: “It… smelled… so good outside”

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Andrew: “Let’s dial that back a little bit and think about what words mean, Andrew”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t know. I just wanna say, ‘krill,’ again. I… am being stupid”

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Andrew: “Oh, I thought you said we were platonic. No, planktonic! Sorry, it’s too late. I’m already married to another krill”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Fresh mask day! Can’t wait to snuggle into that thing”

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “I found my Krill”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think (You all…) I can deal with a pubescent Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think (You all…) I can deal with a pubescent Burbank… You don’t get anything about me, Andrew! I never asked to be born!”

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Luke: “Because, if a little bit is good… too much is probably even better… That’s also… on my family crest”

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Luke: “Good for him”

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Luke: “I would be wearing a mask… over… the situation”

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Luke: “It did though! If we can, again… focus on the important person of the story: me”

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Luke: “It’s a done dead deal”

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Luke: “Krill Interrupted”

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Luke: “New York Times is gonna New York Times”

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Luke: Saying “Pimple! Please, sir. That comes out of my pay” in a squeaky and broken manner

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Luke: Singing “You know you make me wanna Zout!”

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Luke: “So, maybe I did have a chance with that shrimp”

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Luke: “They do this every time!”

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Luke: “You don’t get anything about me, Andrew!”

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Clips From TBTL #3271

Andrew: “Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Good review, good review, good review”

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Andrew: “I did something during your intro that would horrify you”

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Andrew: “I just don’t do it that much”

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Andrew: “I’m doing well. Thanks for asking. I’m doing alright! Thanks for asking… Eh, I’ve been better. Thanks for asking”

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Andrew: “I’m just going out to do some online shopping!”

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Andrew: “I’m triple-fisting it”

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Andrew: “It’s called, ‘fore-shirt-ering'”

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Andrew: Making a mouth popping sound

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Andrew: Making a mouth popping sound #2

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Andrew: Making a mouth popping sound #3

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Andrew: “Ooh, I said, ‘looked good’… So, you already know, I’m already planting the seeds of what’s gonna happen to the shirt in the future”

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Andrew: “Really, D? I call him, ‘D'”

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Andrew: “Skip it!? Farts!”

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Andrew: “Somehow, make me pregnant”

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Andrew: “They’re the ones who sewed pink on the butt?”

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Andrew: “Unfortunately, I just feel like I’m the one with poop on my head in this book”

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Andrew: “Well, it didn’t feel good”

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Andrew: “Well, son of a gun!”

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Andrew: Whispering “There it is”

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Andrew: “Yee-haw!”

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Andrew: “Yes! I am seen!”

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Andrew: “You are going in the garbage now. You’re no… you’re no good to anybody. You’re no good to me and you’re no good to anybody”

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Andrew: “You are going in the garbage now. You’re no… you’re no good to anybody. You’re no good to me and you’re no good to anybody. So, you’re going in the garbage with the cat litter”

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Chris Hayes: Leaving a voicemail message about Luke and Andrew not saying “ba-ah-dy” instead of “body” on the show lately

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Luke: “Alright… alright… alright”

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Luke: “Don’t talk about it!! Whatever you do, don’t mention it!”

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Luke: “He basically had a problem with gambling; which, has happened to… some of my very favorite people who are me”

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Luke: “Hey, Andrew! How’s it going? Hey, Andrew… How’s it going? Hey. Andrew… How’s it going?”

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Luke: “Hey, is your software racist?”

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Luke: “I don’t think anybody but me cares”

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Luke: “No, not you, Pom… But, maybe if you had a friend who was just cranberry. Oh, there you are! You were hiding! Oh, look at you in my refrigerator. I’m bringing you in… to listen to me… co-host a podcast”

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Luke: “Now, I’m beyond… underwhelmed”

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Luke: “Oh my God, please die”

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Luke: Saying “Dear diary… it’s day one… I am in jail. I never thought I would ever be in jail… I miss my family. What have I done to be in jail” as Craig Carton

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Luke: Singing the beginning of “The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson” theme song

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Luke: “Surprise!”

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Luke: “The film is a nightmare! A nightmare!”

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Luke: “Treat y’all-self”

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Luke: Voting PSA

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Clips From TBTL #3270

Andrew: “Don’t take that as a compliment”

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Andrew: “Either way, I don’t like it!”

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Andrew: “Ew, this is kinda gross!”

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Andrew: “I am here!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even realize I was Brule-ing there”

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Andrew: “I know I’m taking this to a boring place”

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Andrew: “I wanna go on the record and say… ‘Yas… queen… That was a great skit'”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet I would taste terrible”

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Andrew: “I’m so hungry I wanna eat those emojis, is what I’m saying”

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Andrew: “Indeed, queen”

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Andrew: “Let’s get into the real TBTL dark territory, right?”

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Andrew: “My God! Design sensibility”

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Andrew: “My meat… is bad. Don’t anybody eat me”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. Everybody shut up! Let’s listen to this garbage!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Tacos and pastrami”

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Andrew: “That’s a terrible idea!”

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Andrew: “The thing is, the classic Browns games, they always lose”

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Andrew: “This is a problem, Luke!”

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Andrew: Whispering “I’m not ready! I’m not ready!”

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Andrew: “Yas… queen”

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Andrew: “Yas… queen… That was a great skit”

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Andrew: “You know what, Luke? I wanna go on the record and say… ‘Yas… queen… That was a great skit'”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, let’s not be (Yes) idiots… Let’s (Well, that’s the thing!) not be dumb!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m the victim of… (Okay) bad shirtsmanship”

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Luke: “All the things that I love in the world… sports talk radio… gambling… sports documentaries… HBO”

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Luke: “Dingus Burbank”

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Luke: “Everything you just said, I agree with”

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Luke: “From beautiful downtown Burbank”

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Luke: “OMG!”

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Luke: Rapping “In West Sacramento, born and raised, on the playground is where Micah spent of his days”

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Luke: “Three ‘yas queen’ up?”

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Luke: “To take it all back to Tik-y Tok-y for a quick second”

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Luke: “Ya ain’t coming here for salad, everybody”

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Andrew: “And, seeing the Seahawks continue to lay some eggs”

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Andrew: “Chunt!”

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Andrew: “Coping via Photoshop”

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Andrew: “Stop showing this! Game’s not over!”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve been waiting all day for Wednesday morning”

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Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: “We haven’t found a tangent that is too long… Or, a detail… too… wrong. Here’s the music… Yeah… Probably”

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Steve Neuman: “I mean, if you had taken the dog out to poop… you would’ve missed two touchdowns, probably all three”

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Clips From TBTL #3269

Andrew: “And, then, the Browns did something and I stopped caring”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what this shit is!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man”

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Andrew: “I… will only take rugs that are just soaked in cat urine”

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Andrew: “I’ve been doing too much toot!”

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Andrew: “It’s a right-to-tumble state”

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Andrew: “Little Lukie’s off the hook… from my, from my flaming”

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Andrew: “No, please! Continue that thought; cuz, I’m really interested in how that thought ends!”

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Andrew: “NPR’s always distributed-di-dit… di-dit, di-dit, di-dit”

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Andrew: Saying “Nice software” as Johnny 5

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “What’s a Quibi?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Blessed full second week of Trucktober to you. (Mmm-hmm) I hope it is finding you and yours… peace and celebratory”

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Luke: “Anything that’s ‘look at me’… is off the list for old LB”

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Luke: “Hey! I totally forgot about that until… until my brain remembered it”

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Luke: “I’m one of the foremost… mandoliners? Mandolist? Oh, I’m sorry… Mandalorians. That’s who. I am one of the foremost Mandalorians”

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Luke: “Oh, it’s just disgusting!”

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Luke: Saying “In Soviet Russia, food fights you!” as Yakov Smirnoff

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Tums ta-Tums Tums Tums!”

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Luke: “So… whatever level of life that is… consider it unlocked”

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