Clips From TBTL #3268

Andrew: “I don’t know. It just sounded weird”

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Andrew: “I got bakin’ soda!”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m stewing in my own juices down here”

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Andrew: “I leak!”

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Andrew: “I really do think that, because, I knew I stunk that one day”

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Andrew: “I… wanted to make sure I wasn’t going mad”

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Andrew: “Like I told you, I took too much or not enough medication. I don’t, I don’t trust anything I’m saying anymore”

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Andrew: Saying “Please don’t come in. I’m podcasting!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Please give me a moment. I’m… pod… podcasting!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing a portion of “Happy Trails”

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Andrew: “So, I get down on my hands and knees”

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Andrew: “Theo, I will kill you! I will feed you to yourself”

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Luke: “Get outta here!”

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Luke: “Honestly, Andrew, I saw an opening and I went for it”

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Luke: “It’s upbeat… It’s fun, it’s funky, it’s flirty”

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Luke: Singing “Her Majesty’s… a pretty… fine girl. She doesn’t have a lot to say. Dump-dump-dump-dump!”

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Luke: Singing a portion of The Beatles’ “Her Majesty”

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Luke: “Well, this rug is… done!”

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Luke: “Which is… disgusting”

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Luke and Andrew: “Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter. Take it from me… What?”

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Clips From TBTL #3267

Andrew: Accidentally kicking his chair and saying “Oops”

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Andrew: “Below the hair and above the neck”

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Andrew: “Cry me a river. I feel like teachers have had it too easy for too long”

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Andrew: “Hey, have you visited R.P.P.’s hippocampus?”

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Andrew: “I do, sort of, like regionalism”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I forgot this was a dream for a second and I got excited”

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Andrew: “I worry that TBTL has too many listeners?”

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Andrew: “It’s a very scary feeling when you can’t trust your brain”

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Andrew: “Kept on fumbling, fumbling, fumbling”

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Andrew: “My brain is Brad”

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Andrew: “Oh… your ears are always complaining about something”

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Andrew: “Oh… your ears are always complaining about something. Oops”

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Andrew: “R.P.P.”

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Andrew: “Silicone Valley Bad Boys”

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Andrew: “That’s on-brand”

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Andrew: “Trump hasn’t hurt me, specifically… He’s hurt my brain… But, a lot of things hurt my brain”

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Andrew: “We were so slappy”

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Andrew: “We’re all east; and, we’re all west”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with my brain?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Leonard is such an asshole”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel like I swallowed (Yeah) the ‘fifth'”

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Luke: “Are you sure it was Thursday nights?”

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Luke: “But, honestly, this isn’t about them, Andrew. This is about you and me… and how we’re gonna bring joy to the hippocampus… of Silicone Valley”

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Luke: “Harness the power of our pee-pee”

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Luke: “He pulled a Burbank”

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Luke: “I trust this store!”

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Luke: “I’m kind of proud of it; but, I’m also slightly terrified of it”

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Luke: “Live Wire happens on Thursday nights”

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Luke: “Nooo!!”

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Luke: “They’re all gonna laugh at you! No!!”

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Luke: “This is ridiculous!”

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Luke: “Yeah, man”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mister Burbank… (Mister Burbank) We have your butt herpes medicine”

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Luke and Andrew: “R.P.P., how can I explain it? (Mmm-hmm) I’ll take it frame by frame it”

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Clips From TBTL #3266

Andrew: “Lewis!”

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Andrew: Making a buzzer sound

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Andrew: “Or, maybe it was on the show. I already forgot. We’re ten minutes in”

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Andrew: “Shit!”

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Andrew: Singing a funny song while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “The Mis-Weducation of Luke Burbank?”

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Andrew: “What if I got you little stickers, like teddy bear stickers? I think that’s what got me to stop wetting the bed”

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Andrew: “You don’t have to go home; but, you gotta get the hell outta here”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cinnamon… teal? Hmm. Yeah. Hungry… Sounds like a… Danish”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rad. And, then… Yeah, man… Totally tubular”

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Luke: “Fuck you… Ducks Unlimited”

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Luke: “Happy trails to you, brother”

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Luke: “I wanna just mope!”

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Luke: “Long time friend of the me”

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Luke: Making a gagging sound

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Luke: “Oh, I’m still wetting the bed every night”

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Luke: Saying “Missed it by this much!” as Maxwell Smart

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Luke: Saying “Missed it by this much” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Spoiler alert… Not a fan”

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Luke: “Well, the reason they call it ‘CBS’ is because… all you see is… BS”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I promise you, this is not an organization that is just about preserving wetland. It is an organization that is about shooting ducks in the face! Or, the butt (That doesn’t want you to know it)”

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Clips From TBTL #3265

Andrew: “And, I want… to eat every one of these photos”

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Andrew: “God…damn! That just… That happened so fast!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha, poop stick”

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Andrew: “He’s been, kind of, a problematic kook”

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Andrew: “Heh-heh-heh”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get your joke!”

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Andrew: “I just had a depressing thought: I am closer, at this stage in my life, to… having to worry about my own smelly diapers than any theoretical child of mine”

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Andrew: “I noticed that your mic was blowing out a tiny bit on your end”

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Andrew: “I sort by new, my friend”

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Andrew: “I’m just asking the questions!”

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Andrew: “It’s so squishy and, and flat to me!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Led Zeppelin!”

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Andrew: “Live, laugh, donate?”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s true. Right, I was only thinking of the white guy”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I’m just ending it all at thirty”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Ah, you got me”

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Andrew: “Right, I was only thinking of the white guy”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in the background

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Andrew: Singing “I might be crazy”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s Jared!”

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Andrew: “So, are we gonna listen to this Bogaev interview or what?”

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Andrew: “Super Bowl week, Dan!”

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Andrew: “The Third Dimension of Doctor Spaceboots”

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Andrew: “Well, maybe I’m just wrong; cuz, I live in anarchist Seattle… And, there’s nothing more… anarchist than composting”

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Andrew: “You know, like I said… ‘pencil-y'”

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Andrew: “You might be right… I might be crazy”

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Andrew and Luke: “God! (Yeah) This is the website! This is the website! This is what it does?”

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Andrew and Luke: “No. No. No. No. This (No) is terrible for our listeners”

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Luke: Clearing his throat

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Luke: “Gives me a bad, sad feeling”

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Luke: “I could feel something happening”

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Luke: “I don’t know, man. I’m… I’m all torqued up”

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Luke: “I managed to polish off… oh, about a pound of it”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Loving and laughing… and, also, donating to TBTL”

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Luke: “Massive glottal event”

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Luke: “My brain is such shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Did they say, ‘Blessed are the Greek’?” as a character from “Monty Python’s Life of Brian”

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Luke: Saying “Let’s talk about frozen garbage!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “SBC… Shit be complicated”

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Luke: Singing “E… to A… to E… to A… to D… to E”

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Luke: Singing “It could only be Jared!”

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Luke: Singing “Let me clear my throat”

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Luke: Singing the opening bars of Elastica’s “Connection”

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Luke: “With something called the… Excuse me. That’s the pasta coming back”

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Luke: “You’re supposed to wipe your bunghole with this stuff?”

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Luke: “Your guy Burbs is coming at you with one pound of pasta still digesting in his stomach”

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2020-10-08

Andrew: “Cuz, I thought he was exciting!”

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Andrew: “Everything is weird now”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody. It’s TBTL with Andrew. Hey, where did everybody go!?”

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Andrew: “It’s contagious, bro”

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Andrew: “Stump!”

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Andrew: “Stump!! Junt!!”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be the beginning… of the end of our relationship”

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Luke: “And, a name like ‘Stump,’ it’s gotta be good!”

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Luke: “Dick-o mode”

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Luke: Grunting

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Luke: Making a kid crying or yelling sounds

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Luke: “Old Birdy Dastard”

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Luke: “That’s not gonna get flexed, right?”

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Luke: “The indoor stadiums feel more bummerific to me”

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Clips From TBTL #3264

Andrew: “But, I basically try to run away from her and she will chase me… quote/unquote ‘chase me’ until I’m… back against the wall, cornered; and, then, I… pet her damn face”

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Andrew: “But, then, she runs over to Theo; and, then, just… licks Theo… to death!”

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Andrew: “Donovan just popping up in some of the most… surprising places in my life!”

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Andrew: “He hears my voice and he wants to be part of the show”

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Andrew: “Hey! Nobody laughs like… Rockville!”

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Andrew: “I am terrible at listening to other people’s podcasts; especially, if I know you!”

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Andrew: “I’m pulling you down into the muck with me in a lotta ways that I’m not really proud of”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry that we’re just doing this”

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Andrew: “Ironically, I bobbled first. Then, I learned to hit… And, then… well, I’m learning how to run now”

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Andrew: “It’s so infuriating”

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Andrew: Laughing like the dog from Duck Hunt

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Andrew: “My brain just fucking twisted for a second”

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Andrew: “My brain just snapped for a second!”

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Andrew: “Now, she’s gone. So, he’s outside my door screaming; and, it’s driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. What a cool circle to run in”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness!”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness! What did I learn the other day?”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re a blogger”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Alice” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “Ohh, they took it!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Wind it up, wind it up, wind it up, wind it up!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! We’re all clapping; cuz, we don’t like this guy!”

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Andrew: “You and I have very similar taste in this shit”

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Andrew: “You’re pullin’ an Andrew”

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Luke: “Because, the Internet is a terrible cesspool”

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Luke: “Come on, Internet!”

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Luke: “I don’t think I wanna see hummingbirds shitting”

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Luke: “Never seen a hummingbird shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Orcas, apes, elephants, dolphins and magpies” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Luke: “Stop the show”

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Luke and Andrew: “What she really wants… is to have something in her mouth; and, then, to have… somebody walk or run after her, while she keeps away from that person, with whatever the thing is in her mouth… Stuffed animal or something… And, I do not understand (This is Rudy, not Carey, right?)”

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