Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Good morning. I’m sorry… I’m super high on my own supply today; because… that’s the first time you’ve ever played intro tape of me… that’s actually made me laugh at myself”

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Andrew: “I am so not impressive this week!”

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Andrew: “I cannot stop myself”

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Andrew: “I love that I took this show… literally into abortion talk”

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Andrew: “I, I’m assuming that our… unnamed… associate producer sent that to you. There’s a little edit early on that I kind of like in that too. That gives it almost that TikTok-y rhythm” [ed: The audio clip was not edited[

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Andrew: “I’m really scared right now; I think I’m gonna be okay!”

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Andrew: “Like, I can barely text when I’m going to the bathroom! How are you doing a show and responding to me immediately?”

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Andrew: Making a whining sound

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Andrew: “No offense; but… I’m gonna do a Burbank here”

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Andrew: “Or, I think you can make fudge in it as well”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, I’m thankin’ ya here!” in a New York accent

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Andrew: “Tell me everything”

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Andrew: “That does not seem like a Burbank move”

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Andrew: “That makes me feel legitimately good!”

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Andrew: “That’s when everything went bad; and, we never got it back right again”

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Andrew: “That’s where I… do my thinkin’!”

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Andrew: “The world’s on fire; and, I’m incredibly giggly today”

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Andrew: “The world’s on fire; and, I’m incredibly giggly today. I don’t know what’s going on”

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Andrew: “This is not funny and not that interesting”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s kind of a… That’s a neg”

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Andrew: “What I was trying to express yesterday… is my priority… for me to like myself”

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Andrew: “What is this feeling going through me right now?”

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Andrew: “When I am wrong, man. I am wrong!”

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Luke: “Better ingredients… Better TikToks… Papa John’s”

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Luke: “Go faster, Neddy! I can’t!! It’s a Geo!!”

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Luke: “Ha-ha! I had it; it’s no big deal”

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Luke: “I don’t want that person to think that I think I am whatever they are saying I am”

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Luke: “Moo”

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Luke: “My brain… is so full of cinnamon rolls and gnocchi right now… that it can’t”

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Luke: Singing “Danke schön, mein Herr! Danke schön, danke schön! Thank you, my King… I’m from…”

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Luke: “This is the stuff that goes through my brain when I’m trying to talk into this microphone; and, it’s just so dumb!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, you’re three for three. You’ve never impressed me… That don’t impress me much”

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt… That don’t impress me much… (Okay) So you got the looks… but, have you got the touch? Don’t get me wrong. Yeah, I think you’re alright! But. that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night… That don’t impress me much”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re… making me feel a, a lot of discomfort right now, Walsh. Let’s check that likability! Where is the bar!?”

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Andrew: “Holy shit, I’m at the top!”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m on the ‘love it’ side”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna make it very clear, I don’t know what I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna tell people my… version of this too; because, it was a little bit weird, and I’m ashamed. And, I can’t tell this story without telling everybody my shame!”

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Andrew: “I’ve been waiting all day for a Blursday night”

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Andrew: “It is so not Friday”

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Andrew: “It’s a, it’s a real Brancaccio”

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Andrew: “Master Andy”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll take the fake stuff”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! So, that’s a problem”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s my favorite! You remembered!”

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Andrew: Saying “Actually” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, yeah!” in a deep voice

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Andrew: “Slow it down. I got thirty-one or, maybe, thirty more days, depending on how you… count them, before I have to put on my sexy vaccine costume… Have to? I’m sorry, get to put on my sexy… vaccine costume”

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Andrew: “Small house… big project”

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Andrew: “So, I wouldn’t say that I’m the sharpest knife in the drawer; so, I’m glad that I’m, at least, likable”

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Andrew: “So, I wouldn’t say that I’m the sharpest knife in the drawer; so, I’m glad that I’m, at least, likable. And… I’m gonna lean into my bumbling-ness even more. I’m gonna just keep on forgetting Jay Leno drops that I’ve just heard. I’m gonna forget André the Giant’s last name… But, I’m just gonna do it in a very likable way”

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Andrew: “Thank God it’s Friday!”

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Andrew: “This is not normal”

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Andrew: “This other one… gets squirted out of a cow!”

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Andrew: “Well, I better be likable; because, that’s all I got”

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Andrew: “What am I doing here?”

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Andrew: “Yes, you do”

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Andrew: “You can call me ‘love bug’ if you want”

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Andrew: “You know, somebody’s gotta be at the bottom; might as well be me”

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Andrew: “You’re likable enough”

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Luke: “Bee throw up?”

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Luke: “Feels pretty Irish-y to me”

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Luke: “Happy birthday, love bug”

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Luke: “Honey launderers”

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Luke: “I mean, is it… I don’t wanna say bee shit”

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Luke: “I’m not gonna say the loo, or the lorry, or the boot… or the lift”

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Luke: “I’m not sure if you’ve heard, Andrew; but, Halloween is still happening!”

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Luke: “It’s not shit. We know, for a fact, that it’s not shit”

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Luke: “Mister… Likability!”

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Luke: Saying “I’m vamping for you!” as Dracula

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Luke: Singing “Da-da, da, da, da, he’s eating a yoga mat”

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Luke: “Take that, Mary Poppins!”

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Luke: “Thank you, baby”

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Luke: “US beekeepers”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “No mountain too tall… And, good luck to all” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “A big roll of fat TW cable”

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Andrew: “Almost like an engine of, of… dirty bird creation”

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Andrew: “Damn. I wish I hadn’t started this sentence; but, I will finish it”

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Andrew: “He’s loud. He’s a pain in the ass”

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Andrew: “I can’t… unsubscribe and then re-subscribe; because, then, the jig is up”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what his feelings were”

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Andrew: “I like to think that my octopus saved me”

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Andrew: “I think all of our birds will be swearing at us”

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Andrew: “I’m a sexy vaccine!”

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Andrew: “If I have OCD tendencies… this is the type of place where it pops out”

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Andrew: “It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, in a way, right?”

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Andrew: “Look at this. He’s got a machine that’s still running on fat TW”

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Andrew: “Okay, I’m not… that much of an idiot”

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Andrew: “So, there you go. Okay, I’m not… that much of an idiot”

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Andrew: “Sorry if I just blasted you down the line”

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Andrew: “What the hell was this seed of this false memory of mine”

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Andrew: “Where were the tacos in that photo?”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a Utica (It’s Albany) thing… It’s a, it’s a Utica thing”

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Luke: “A fat TW”

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Luke: “Chris… He’s being unfair!”

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Luke: “I’ve been waiting all day for Farty Night!”

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Luke: “If you do send me a ‘thank me'”

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Luke: Saying “This is where we men hang out!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “T… asterisk… asterisk… asterisk… T?”

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Luke: “What the fuck?”

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Luke: “You’re welcome, everyone, for that deep pull!”

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Luke and Andrew: “His lung capacity is still good. Oh my God! What I wouldn’t give for his lung capacity”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, anxiety is when… you think there’s a saber-toothed tiger around the corner… And, then, fear is when you see the saber-toothed tiger. That’s awesome!”

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Andrew: “Click-click-click-click-click-click”

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Andrew: “Everything’s fine!”

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Andrew: “Go full Busey. Screw this McConaughey crap”

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Andrew: “Hey, hot stuff”

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Andrew: “I’m screwed”

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Andrew: “It’s never gonna be comfortable for me”

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Andrew: “Let’s talk about that shit for a second”

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Andrew: “My mind… is blown right now”

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Andrew: “This is just such a waste of tape”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I’m still dubious”

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Andrew and Luke: “I let strange dogs, if they want to, lick (Mmm-hmm) me. I shouldn’t be doing that”

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Luke: “A mind that’s open to everything but attached to nothing, alright, alright, alright”

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Luke: “Any Busey will do”

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Luke: “I’ve seen where that tongue goes”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of Rudy collapsing on the floor

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This is America. Love it or leave it, Wolfgang”

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Luke: “This is gonna be the episode of this show where I just repeat things I saw… on, on Twitter”

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Luke: “When you reference an LL Cool J submarine movie… your friend… is you”

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Luke: “Yeah. We are in Kansas anymore”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s fine when I’m self-critical, Andrew. I’m allowed (Mmm-hmm) to do it”

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Luke and Andrew: “One is for sure! Halloween is happening! (Yeah!)”

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Andrew: “But, this sounds awesome!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, generally speaking, I’m an order muppet and she’s a chaos muppet, right?”

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Andrew: “Garbage can inside of a garbage can inside of a garbage can”

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Andrew: “I did nothing! I did nothing”

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Andrew: “I do love a Bugle, man”

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Andrew: “I just… raged… inside, so much”

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Andrew: “I think I have to digi-sign it my friend”

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Andrew: “I was grocer-bullied”

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Andrew: “Jam it into the COVID space”

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Andrew: “Just taking pictures of polite cars!!”

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Andrew: “Let’s grunge the things that grunge”

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Andrew: “Or, I got… tricked by an ad”

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Andrew: “Send it back to Hell!”

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Andrew: “That’s not exactly the spirit of self-checkout”

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Andrew: “That’s not the move, man”

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Andrew: “These feelings of impotent anger”

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Andrew: “We should just allow it! Which, is… not usually the Walsh-ian take on this”

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Andrew: “You know, this is chill Andy”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna take all those through the self-checkout, huh?”

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Luke: “I sit on a rock and contemplate my life”

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Luke: “Let’s do an e-mail or v-mail before we… hit the dusty trail”

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Luke: “MAGA chud friends”

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Luke: “Maybe, I just have so many run-ins, they start to all blur together”

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Luke: “Not great job”

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