Clips From TBTL #3248

Andrew: “But, here’s the pisser, Luke. Do you like pissers? Here’s the pisser”

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Andrew: “Done and done!”

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Andrew: “Earbuds and a grimace”

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Andrew: “Earbuds and a nightmare”

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Andrew: “Hard knocks on wood”

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Andrew: “I can’t hold the bag”

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Andrew: “I got him, boys!”

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Andrew: Reading a reply that I tweeted about the photo button Andrew tweeted out

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Screw you all!”

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Andrew: “This might get legit uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “What if I die during the break?”

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Andrew: “You just had an amazing talent… to piss people off”

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Luke: “Football’s back, baby!”

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Luke: Making an “In Soviet Nathan Hale” joke

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Luke: “My mouth just started making sounds!”

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Luke: “RollJack Horseman?”

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Luke: Saying “Yes!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: “Sea… hawks!”

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Luke: “Weird talking bag holder”

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Clips From TBTL #3247

Andrew: “All of our listeners are cowpokes. That’s the TBTL promise”

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Andrew: “Be better!”

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Andrew: “Because, sometimes, I’m on my roof doing my jackassery”

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Andrew: “But, I cut out some good stuff!”

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Andrew: “God knows what’s in that shit!”

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Andrew: “I am afraid of the ball”

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Andrew: “I have a version of this; but, I must have cut the shit out of it”

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Andrew: “I like the fact that she’s a little kooky”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t admit this on the show”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t admit this on the show. I bought some moss killer; which, God knows what’s in that shit! I should… probably not be putting into the environment… We’ll just beep this out… Here: 3, 2, 1”

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Andrew: “I, I feel… as unhealthy as I’ve ever been in my life”

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Andrew: “I… know more about her now than ever… and, I like the fact that she’s a little kooky”

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Andrew: “I’m a super-spreader”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making guitar licks sounds and saying “Rock ‘n’ Roll!”

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Andrew: “Marry me!”

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Andrew: Singing “Stop stalking the listeners, Luke”

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Andrew: “Stick to jorts!”

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Andrew: “That’s not how that’s supposed to work”

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Andrew: “Wait… No. That can’t be right. Hold on. Hold on! Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Wednesday is blade day”

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Andrew: “What you need is a little of that old Walsh bravery”

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Andrew: “What you need is a little of that old Walsh bravery… that I was, that I displayed when I was on your roof”

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Andrew: “Whoa! Andrew! Andrew! Be better!”

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Andrew: “Wow! It’s a… tower of guitars”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m so happy that we’ve spent over ten years crapping… Whoa! (What!) Whoa! Andrew! Andrew! Be better!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You were… pulling drops from that show before I was even a part of this show… Before you were even a twinkle in my eye, Andrew… Eww?”

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Luke: “Asshole…horizontalogy [sic]

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Luke: “Easy, Siri”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle!”

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Luke: “Hu-lewis… Who are you Lewis-ing?”

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Luke: “Hulu… Who are you lu-ing?”

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Luke: “I think it would be cool if there was a whole new way for me to not communicate with you”

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Luke: “It’s all about asshole-horontology [ph]

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Luke: “Sometimes, my brain just thinks things; and, then, I… I forget to not say them”

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Luke: “This is how I die”

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Luke: “What… is happening!? I promise, I’m not drunk right now”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’s, how’s the stopping going? Not great”

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Clips From TBTL #3246

Andrew: “Burp, Charlie, burp”

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Andrew: “Buzzing, buzzing, buzzing”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I just said to you a moment ago, or I grunted something”

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Andrew: “How about this for hypocrisy?”

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Andrew: “I can’t even hear the word, ‘Israelite’ without being triggered”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know I was fat until I read it on the Internet”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be on that jank station!”

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Andrew: “I felt my phone going crazy in my pocket”

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Andrew: “I have a spleen clock”

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Andrew: “I remember one of the best ur… One of the best urines? What the hell?”

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Andrew: “I’m clinically insane”

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Andrew: “It was a weird, chaotic night”

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Andrew: “It was both weird, uncomfortable, scary, and… by far, the best feeling I ever had as I empty my bladder there”

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Andrew: “Oh, something’s going on”

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Andrew: “Okay. As soon as I’m done, zip up; and, then… they got nothing on me”

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Andrew: Saying “Keen Way” as Alec Baldwin

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Andrew: “Take that, Greg!”

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Andrew: “That is such a weak-ass thing to say!”

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Andrew: “Wait, I’m feeling it in my toes!”

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Andrew: “You are a hero… but, not very wise”

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Andrew: “Your almost mater”

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Luke: Making the sound of a school bus bleeding its air brakes

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Luke: Singing “Come with me… and, you’ll see… a world of a Gmail account”

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Luke: “There’s no reason for them to error on the side of letting Burbs get more sleep”

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Luke: “When I was out gunkholing… last week”

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Clips From TBTL #3245

Andrew: “Back to the old grindstone”

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Andrew: “Been scatting non-stop for… two weeks and one day”

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Andrew: “Coming outta my mouth, it just sounded… weird… Lotta things do”

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Andrew: “Full fart… mot jorden”

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Andrew: “I feel like a fraud”

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Andrew: “I know you love the bell”

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Andrew: “I think I went French at the end”

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Andrew: “I’m just doing this podcasting thing so wrong!”

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Andrew: “It’s bad for everybody involved”

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Andrew: “It’s so un-fun”

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Andrew: “Man… I was racked… I mean racked… with some high-level anxiety yesterday”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “Kapten Zoom”

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Andrew: “Speaking of abomination of Obama’s nation”

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Andrew: “The full fart?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, everybody! I will be gone (Yes) for three months! I am leaving this party… (Right) for three months”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna whisper this so nobody hears me (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What? It’s not for–It’s all for you! This is all for you! (It’s all for him!!)”

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Luke: “Come get me, taxman”

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Luke: “He’s my favorite jazz cat. He’s Andrew Walsh; and, he’s joining me right now from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Luke: “I spent my time… gunkholing”

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Luke: “Oh, man. The day that I get back is gonna suck!”

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Clips From TBTL #3244

Andrew: “I call him my brother-in-law. I call him my brother. I call him my friend. I call him my confidant… Call him a lotta shit behind his back too”

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Andrew: “I’m leaving the ‘Cougar’ behind!”

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds

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Andrew: “My friend used to write him letters and ask him for signed posters for his rumpus room”

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! I forgot about breaks!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Homer Simpson!”

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Andrew: “They all sound right; and, they all sound awful”

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Andrew: “This is a… more of a Burbank move”

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Andrew: “What’s going on in that head of his?”

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Andrew: “Win-win-win, winning”

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Andrew: “Your brain should smile more”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sad that (Yes) I’m wrong”

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Luke: “Baseball’s back, baby!”

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Luke: “It was like putting butter on my burn, baby”

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Luke: Singing “The Simp-sahns [ph]

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Clips From TBTL #3243

Andrew: “A dinette set; that’s so boring!”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m not even slappy and I’m coming out of the gate with that”

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Andrew: “I’m vamping!”

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Andrew: “Me looking things up on the fly is not good radio. It’s not fun… So, I’m gonna stop doing that”

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Andrew: “Mister Un-Andrew-Walsh-ited”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be delicious”

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Andrew: “Yes. Hello. Hi… Oh… Oh, my… Where’s the belt for my robe?”

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Andrew: “You’re so dainty”

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Andrew and Luke: “Salary! (Yeah, baby!)”

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Luke: Crunching away in the background

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Luke: Crunching away in the background (Enhanced)

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Luke: “Oui, oui!”

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Luke: Saying “I will… come to your house… and throw your butter” as “Tommy”

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Luke: “The soft bigotry… of… too many choices”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Pod Dog is… all up in my biz (Oh, no)”

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