Clips From TBTL #3236

Andrew: “A bench… A goddamn bench… I guessed a bench for two of these damn things!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I need to ask this”

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Andrew: “I hate everybody”

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Andrew: “I wanna charge people a lot of money to stay alive! They can’t afford it? Oh, too bad”

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Luke: “Are you freaking me? You’ve gotta be freaking me”

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Luke: “Dazzling Déagols”

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Luke: “Hodor. Hador! Hodor. What!?”

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Luke: “No one asked what’s in my… muffin quiz!”

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Luke: Singing “Big ol’ Jed and the line up”

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Luke: “Some of my best friends are LOTR fans”

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Luke and Andrew: “As we start to do this, I realized just how much anger we are going to create… (Mmm-hmm) in the listeners; and, that’s okay”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to get Andrew into the right headspace for answering a quiz question

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Clips From TBTL #3235

Andrew: “How do I always mess it up!?”

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Andrew: “I, I’m a little disappointed in you”

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Andrew: “I’d eat a… meat lover’s… garden… sandwich”

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Andrew: “Now, you can ding yourself”

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Andrew: Saying “Bastard” as Sean Connery

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a song for that” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Singing “Woman! Whoa… man!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, where’s my ding? Or, do you wanna ding?”

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Andrew: “You are correct, Luke. There we go”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna love the way Rick Rubin looks. I guarantee it”

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Andrew and Luke: “New York City? (That’s got…) Get a name!”

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Luke: “Biscuit Bitches!”

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Luke: Saying “I think Don could write a song for that” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Luke: Singing “I’m working in garden… I’m… I’m picking the bean (?)

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Luke: Singing “We got the fresh trumpets… And, over here is where we grow the beats”

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Clips From TBTL #3234

Andrew: “¡Jalapeño!”

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Andrew: “I’m a Chrome man”

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Andrew: “I’m so glad you have applause!”

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Andrew: “It seems like a Flapper thing to me”

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Andrew: “Oh, son of a gun! Don’t lead me on like that”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! Right!”

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Andrew: Singing “You’re welcome”

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Andrew: “Slow down there, Andrew”

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Andrew: “Spicy”

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Andrew: “That is hanging over the plate!”

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Andrew: “That’s a weird, random… old memory”

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Andrew: “This is the sound, by the way, somebody capture this… this is the sound of me realizing you’re talking about celestial stars”

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Luke: “Have some standards, Guinness”

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Luke: Saying “Matteo Marras, Giovanni Meloni and Pierfranco Ligios” in an Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “You’re welcome, baby”

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Luke: “Talk about… not selling the sizzle or the steak”

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Luke: “What’s the sound of one podcaster clapping?”

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Clips From TBTL #3233

Andrew: “I don’t have anything interesting to say here at the top of the show”

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Andrew: “I don’t really care!”

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Andrew: “I don’t really care… I, I don’t really care that much”

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Andrew: “I’m… pretty pissed”

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Andrew: “One in the Pickle, Two in the Tickle”

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Andrew: Singing “Two monkeys can stop the show”

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Andrew: “Stop talking about… my body!”

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Andrew: “Well, she’s filthy”

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Andrew: “What do you think!?”

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Andrew: “What we talk about when we talk about Talkers Magazine”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was just trying to crank shit out yesterday. I was just trying to (Yes!) get it done. I didn’t wanna give it any more thought”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it’s no big deal. I ended up changing it to, ‘One in the Pickle, Two in the Tickle’. So, we’re fine… Now, can that be the show title? What do you think!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What a shitty intro for that… Come on, Andrew!”

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Luke: “All I know is that, when I saw those words, ‘Pickle me pink’… I… My… brain went to a slightly dirty place”

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Luke: “And, then, I untied your testicles”

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Luke: “Coming to Emerald Queen Casino… Boz Scaggs!”

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Luke: “I think it speaks to the innocence of an Andrew”

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Luke: “Let’s do this; cuz, why not”

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Luke: “Testicle knots”

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Luke: “Two monkeys, one show”

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Luke: “You’re being saved by clowns”

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Luke and Andrew: “I apologize for buying into the patriarchy… and assuming you were a Mrs…. No, I’m a Ms.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You had your testicles, just… tied up in a (Okay) knot”

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Clips From TBTL #3232

Andrew: “Bwoop!”

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Andrew: “I know I’m missing the point here; but, I… I gotta admit… I miss the point here”

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Andrew: “Keep your Blursdays dry”

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Andrew: “We went into some pretty… deep… pickle talk”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I bugging ya? With my lack of knowledge of Tasmania… Don’t mean to (Yes; and, the worst part is…) bug ya… about my lack of knowledge of Tasmania (you do mean to boog me)”

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Luke: “Deuces!”

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Luke: “Get ready, Andrew. Get ready to feel bad”

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Luke: “Keep my family in business, please”

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Luke: “Not yet, Frank! You’re not gonna get me yet!”

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Luke: “Talk to your doctor if your promo code lasts… for more than four hours”

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Luke: “Whatever you are, you wish you were something else”

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Luke: “Yas, Carl”

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Luke: “Yes, this is all scripted, people”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wish I could host… (I wish I could host Live Wire!) a public radio variety show… This week, featuring W. Kamau Bell”

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Luke and Andrew: “The agriculture minister was a (Was a woman!) woman! Ah! It was Ms. Barksalot!”

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Clips From TBTL #3231

Andrew: “¡Jalapeños!”

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Andrew: “Aagh! Give me something!”

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Andrew: “Are you not printing out stories anymore?”

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Andrew: “But, I just have so much to say about pickles; and, cucumbers, from… whence they came”

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Andrew: “By the way, if I’m only eating half a pickle, it means that I’ve already eaten ten… full pickles”

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Andrew: “Did you… did you eat two meals?”

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Andrew: “Do you have something you’d like to tell me?”

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Andrew: “‘Hey, this is… this is pretty important. Give me a call back, okay?’ Aagh! Give me something!”

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Andrew: “I can’t go anywhere without you, Luke”

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Andrew: “I can’t remember… Emmy Kate’s teeth”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what to believe anymore!”

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Andrew: “I would monkey around with Second Life every now and then”

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Andrew: Imitating someone who is trying to speak with a frozen or locked jaw

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!!”

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Andrew: “Pickle me pink”

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Andrew: “That wouldn’t have been a terrible joke if I had put the words in the right order”

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Andrew: “The details are so foggy to me”

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Andrew: “Today, Luke, I say to you… Do you have anything you’d like to tell me?”

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Andrew: “Why am I trying to improve on perfection?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke kept on saying “pig butthole” and Andrew wanted Luke to stop saying it

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Luke: “I am… eating food… before noon. And, that food is watermelon? And, it’s so good!”

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Luke: “I don’t know… They’re all a bunch of criminals!”

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Luke: “One Mississippi… Two Mississippi… Three Mi–“

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Luke: “Tickle monster!!”

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Luke: “Well… that’s happening now!”

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