Tag: Andrew Walsh

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3218

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Andrew: “And, this has really saved my bacon!”

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Andrew: “I am just such a slob”

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Andrew: “I think somebody’s… painting their eyebrow spots”

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Andrew: “I, I mean, I’m a… big baby”

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Andrew: “I’m glad that you’re not raising anti-maskers, by the way. Congratulations on that”

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Andrew: “I’m trying so hard here!”

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Andrew: “It’s really saved my Kevin Bacon?!”

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Andrew: “Maybe, it’s an example of how vain I am not”

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Andrew: “Once again, I’m like a, a child on a school bus… scribbling my homework at the very last minute… hoping… upon hope that… something… blocks the roadway; and, we’re stuck on the bus for an extra thirty minutes before I roll up to school”

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Andrew: “Please, do not tell them that I eat stuffed animals; which, I do. But, please don’t tell ’em. They’re just too innocent”

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Andrew: “Stinky!”

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Andrew: “We also did wanna have the sex talk on today’s show. Are you prepared for that?”

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Andrew: “Zippity-doo-dah! How’s this for energy levels?”

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Luke: “I don’t… tweeze my eyebrows”

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Luke: “I wish I had enough eyebrows to tweeze”

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Luke: “Luke’s Mega-Booyah Stock Picks”

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Luke: “That exists outside of TikTok”

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Tig Notaro: “I love the small town feel of your podcast”

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Tig Notaro: “Let’s bleep this out”

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Tig Notaro: “No, I’m vegan”

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Tig Notaro: “No, they don’t eat animals!”

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Tig Notaro: “They took a vacation from saying, ‘vacation'”

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Tig Notaro: “We’re on Zoom right now; and, all three of our heads are bobbing”

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Tig Notaro: “Yeah, you’re edgy, I’m edgy. Here we are at a standstill”

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Tig Notaro and Luke: “Your listenership, you know by name… I mean. Oh, yeah… That’s a, that’s a good place to be”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3217

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Starting from when the Top Stories segment switched over to the topic of KFC fried chicken-themed Crocs until the end of the show, Luke and Andrew said the name “Subservient Chicken” a total of 13 times. Listener Cheryl requested a supercut of all of those and the following is the result:

Luke and Andrew: Subservient Chicken Mashup

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Also, Luke said two other variations of the name, including “Subservient Daddy” and “Subservient lawyer”; which, are included in this version of the supercut:

Luke and Andrew: Subservient Chicken Mashup Plus

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Andrew: “Beep… beep!”

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Andrew: “But, why not ‘boobies’?”

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Andrew: “Daddy loves pancakes”

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Andrew: “Everything’s take out; so, who gives a shit”

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Andrew: “Hit me up in September, friendo”

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Andrew: “I don’t have my dad listed as, ‘Pancake Daddy'”

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Andrew: “No offense; but, why not ‘boobies’?”

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Andrew: “Oh, see. Don’t… don’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Pancake Daddy”

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Andrew: “Please call me, ‘Subservient Pancake’, daddy”

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Andrew: Singing “You say you’re the taxman!”

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Andrew: “Subservient Chicken”

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Andrew: “Subservient Chicken” #2

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Andrew: “Subservient Chicken” #3

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Andrew: “The Feather and Leather… We coulda gone with The Beak and the Ball Gag”

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Andrew: “There, you got me going! I was trying to be nice; and, then, you got me going! You asshole”

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Andrew: “This is fascinating!”

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Andrew: “Why would I do that? What do you… What do you take me for?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, it wasn’t a rock… (I know B-52s) Lobster!”

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Luke: “A… keen-eyed… cook… I know that’s… one K in two Cs, my dudes”

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Luke: “Boobless”

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Luke: “Chigga the chain the Chinese chicken”

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Luke: “Did you do that because daddy did it?”

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Luke: Dragging Billie Joe Armstrong while Green Day’s “Wake Me Up When September Ends” is playing

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Luke: “I’m just snobby!”

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Luke: “Pancake Dad”

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Luke: “Pancake Daddy”

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Luke: Singing “Also sprach Zarathustra”

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Luke: Singing “Do you remember… the 25th night of September”

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Luke: Singing “I hope you had the time of your life”

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Luke: Singing “They say it’s your birthday”

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Luke: Singing “Wake me up… in… September”

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Luke: Singing “Wake me up… when September ends”

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken”

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #2

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #3

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #4

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #5

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #6

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #7

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #8

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #9

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Luke: “Subservient chicken-fried steak”

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken… who has a subservient lawyer”

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken?”

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Luke: “Subservient Daddy”

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Luke: “Sí… se… puede”

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Luke: “The Hilarious World of Man Caves?”

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Luke: “To understand Dianetics, you have to specifically get rid of your engrams”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was a chastity watch. It actually buckled into the groin section; and… (Oh, no! Okay…) managed to keep (Back away) everything”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the opening to The Beatles’ “Birthday” and Andrew singing “You say you’re the taxman!”

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Clips From TBTL #3216

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Andrew: “And, I keep feeling that snag… over and over; and, it’s driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “But, now, it’s all just, ‘Mask, mask, mask, mask, mask'”

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Andrew: “Can I pet that dog?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Slabjacking!”

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Andrew: “Energy up, energy up! Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “God!! God!”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “How not that!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like that. That sounds like something dirty on TikTok”

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Andrew: “I know! I can’t stop thinking about it! It’s driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “I’d love to be told I’m wrong on this”

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Andrew: “I’ve had some bad… freak out takes… that I regret”

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Andrew: “Mask, mask, mask, mask, mask”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I can see the germ clouds”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s such a hacky joke”

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Andrew: “Screw you, Andrew; I’m not replying to this”

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Andrew: “Shitty, Thanks for Asking”

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Andrew: “That… is… ridiculous”

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Andrew: “This is bullshit! The Mariners should be doing this for free for their fans!”

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Andrew: “This is, basically, just being in line, in a fart-locker of a car, right?”

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Andrew: “Ugh. I… Don’t get into this, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You and I can just, kind of, casually, like… finish each other’s sandwiches, I mean, sentences. And… Oh, that’s such a hacky joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t remember this part specifically; but, my dad has… mentioned it to me many times that (I remember it dynamically)”

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Luke: “I also went down a real Yakov Smirnoff… hole? Ugh!”

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Luke: “It’s, it’s, it’s separating from the rest of my body and from itself, really”

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Luke: “Like, that’s how… ouch-y it was”

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Luke: “My brain’s on a lot of anti-depressants”

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Luke: “My emotional state is a spectacular failure?”

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Luke: Nasally “Y’all come back now, hear?”

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Luke: Saying “She would, her voice would, like, change” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner #2

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Hey, ya! Hey, ya!”

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Luke: “When I was a young warthog”

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Luke: “Y’all come back now, hear?”

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Luke: “Yes, I’m wearing shorts! We exist!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you know, it’s 10 AM somewhere, Andrew… Yeah, unfortunately here and in my liver”

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Steve Neuman: “Butt-loose (?)“

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Steve Neuman: Saying “In Soviet Russia, coronavirus gets you!” as Yakov Smirnoff

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Steve Neuman: “Yeah. Oh, yeah, buddy”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3215

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Andrew: “Am I a system and a process, or a person?”

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Andrew: “Am I a system and a process, or a person? That’s a question for tomorrow”

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Andrew: “Citation needed, my friends!”

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Andrew: Clapping and singing “That had… dynamism!”

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Andrew: “Dynamism is related to specificity”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. How’s my energy?”

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Andrew: “I actually like the nerdy-ness”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit”

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Andrew: “Oh, we’re both dinging”

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, environs”

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Andrew: “Thanks a lot, dude!”

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Andrew: “To be specific, you have to be pedantic”

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Andrew: “Too… Titan to Taco”

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Andrew: “Wednesday is… weck on beef Wednesday”

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Andrew and Luke: Narrating over the sound of a growling animal as if it was Andrew drinking and eating popcorn at the movies

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay. Fine. That’s fine. Go after my history; but, do you disagree with my statement? No, you’re right. You’re right”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, to be fair, you would alienate your family for a grilled cheese sandwich; so, I… (Oh, I’ve done it for less!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What are the (So…) seven layers? Beans, cheese… Beans, cheese, rice, (Okay) guacamole… (Okay) Shame… More shame. And, an extra hour on the Peloton”

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Luke: “All of our bullshit, none of their’s”

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Luke: “Deuces!”

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Luke: “Ha-ha, funny. Ha-ha, Taco Tuesday”

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Luke: “If you can’t tone it… tan it!”

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Luke: “Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself”

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Luke: “Me and the weeds… are like two eagles… trapped together, falling towards Earth, making sweet, sweet love”

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Luke: “No, you’re right. You’re right”

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Luke: “Seven-layer burrito? Don’t mind if I do”

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Luke: “Splish-splash!!”

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Luke: “To be dynamic, you have to be pedantic”

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Luke: “To be dynamic, you have to be specific?”

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Luke: “Tuesday is Taco Tuesday in this house”

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Clips From TBTL #3214

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Andrew: “And, I don’t think I’m ever making sense”

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Andrew: “And, now that I’m talking about it here… I’m thinking very much about every S that I say”

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Andrew: “Because, I couldn’t say Rs and I couldn’t say Ss”

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Andrew: “Every time I gotta pee, I gotta go put on a mask”

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Andrew: “Ga-knock, ga-knock!

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Andrew: “God! I loved having baseball this weekend”

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Andrew: “I feel really bad for the young people going through this”

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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna feel icky, and gross, and hollow the whole time”

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Andrew: “I’m obsessing over this one thing about… peeing and masks”

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Andrew: “I’m obsessing over this one thing about… peeing and masks… I swear to God, if I ever hear that drop again, I will be… very angry at you and your audio puller”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry about the swears, kiddos”

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Andrew: “If you wanna e-mail me, just… don’t be super mean”

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Andrew: “J’accusing me here”

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Andrew: Saying “I think I’m dialing it in!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I think you’re doing a great podcast!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I’m not feeling it. Why is my bike on the ground? Oh my God. Steven!” in a funny, drunken manner

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Andrew: Saying “That might’ve been the voice. I think I’m dialing it in!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’ll be back!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Well, it’s on you, Luke, if I do this voice… all show” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Who is it? It’s me. Let me in… Okay. Just a moment” in two funny voices

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Andrew: Saying “Who is it?” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Y’all come back now, ya hear” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “We’re all fucked”

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Andrew: “What are strip clubs like now?”

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Andrew: “Why did I have to gender it? Hey, all middle-aged people can be boring”

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Luke: “Aw, man!”

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Luke: “I think I can do it. I think I can find… an even more boring place to take this”

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Luke: “I, like you”

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Luke: “The crack of the bat. The spread of the virus”

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Luke: “The crack of the bat. The spread of the virus… Baseball’s done! (You gotta be kidding me)”

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Luke: “The RAM X Tough-Claw mount”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for providing Luke with a clip of Andrew saying something in a funny voice from #3212

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Clips From TBTL #3213

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Andrew: “Do you wanna hear a sort… a sort of sad breakfast story today?”

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Andrew: “Eh, fuck the truth. We just wanna write fantasy about this guy”

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Andrew: “I did at some point; but, I do not now”

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Andrew: “I didn’t have the sound up; because, I didn’t want my head to explode”

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Andrew: “I said ‘basement’ a lot in that sentence”

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Andrew: “I’ll get back to you on Monday. I’ll forget”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Why am I doing this?”

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Andrew: “Mascots are always weird”

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Andrew: “Mmmm!!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Booming announcer” in a booming voice

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Andrew: “She’s just dirty”

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Andrew: “She’s just dirty!”

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Andrew: Singing a drawn out “We”

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Andrew: Singing a very small portion of Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy wit it”

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Andrew: “They call them, ‘JUGs’. I think I’ve told you this: Justice Under God”

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Andrew: “Yeah… exactly… Those abs… Sorry. Just thinking about those abs”

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Andrew: “You get five demerits for being off-campus… five for smoking… You get ten, that’s an automatic Saturday”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t make me do it; (Yeah) cuz, I know it’ll come back to get me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Not a stick in the mud! A responsible journalist. Because, that’s what… (Fair) that’s what I am?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry for that noise I made. I was drinking coffee; but, (No, no…) I am surprised! Believe me, that’s, that’s not the (That’s a gift) last time… that is not the last time people are gonna hear that… sound on this show (Aw, shit. I quit)”

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Luke: Attempting to recite lyrics from DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “Summertime” from memory

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Luke: “Baseball’s back, baby”

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Luke: “I just think he was a weirdo… who liked spanking children”

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Luke: “Plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “Summertime”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, toi toi toi… Erin go bragh” in an Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “You know it, baby” and playing a falling bomb sound effect

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, Rudy has a tan line! Mmmm!!!”

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