Clips From TBTL #3206

Andrew: “And, I remember when you were talking about those sexy dances, you dirty bird”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who… any of these people are!”

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Andrew: “I have to poo”

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Andrew: “I have to poo… And, I mean, poo right now”

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Andrew: “I learn this shit on the streets!”

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Andrew: “I like this thing”

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Andrew: “Oh, damnit!! I thought I knew one thing about pop culture!”

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Andrew: “Or, did you like them too much you… dirty bird?”

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Andrew: “Ryan, do me a favor: don’t write in”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, humble me with my hat” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That frog’s hips… do lie!”

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Andrew: “The egg is on my face”

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Andrew: “They said you couldn’t do this”

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Andrew: “They said you couldn’t drink eighteen beers; and, then, drive in a demolition derby”

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Andrew: “Well, see, now I’m being a jerk”

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Andrew: “What do you think I am, an animal?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, my butt still hurts, by the way, man, where I landed on it the other day”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, now, we’re just getting real… like a dirty bird (Interesting)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lukie! Lukie B!”

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Luke: “I dig around in the grubbier parts of the Internet”

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Luke: “I would… sooner die than have my old face ever on TikTok”

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Luke: “It’s not bad! It’s not bad; it’s actually good!”

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Luke: Making an air brake decompression sound

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Luke: Saying “This some genius shit” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “We’re gonna say… ‘How about some sex?’ Then, we’re gonna say, ‘Boy, that was some good sex'”

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Luke: “You dirty bird”

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Clips From TBTL #3205

Andrew: “And, I wanted to die!”

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Andrew: “Are you naked… and afraid?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, it makes me feel good. Because, I need… companionship. Because… it makes me… kick my boots!”

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Andrew: “I, I get a real Mrs. Doubtfire vibe from that voice”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to cook the books!”

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Andrew: “It’s really hard for me to listen to the shorties”

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Andrew: “Just put it on… and forget about it”

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Andrew: “No, I want you to burn this shit to the… ground!”

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Andrew: “No. Good Lord, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on… This is the worst radio in the world”

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Andrew: “People are just letting go and letting TBTL take the wheel, right?”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, they don’t need a… bum like me!”

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Andrew: Whispering “I did not!”

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Andrew: “Why? Why do I even try to talk about radio? Everything that you say is right. Everything I say is wrong”

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Andrew: “Why wait?”

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Luke: “G-D this, M-F that, and on… and on”

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Luke: “I just like being in the bathroom”

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Luke: “It’s just really the Nora-verse”

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Luke: “Maybe my brain is a piece of shit because I’m… sitting around… staring at TikTok all day long”

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Luke: “My brain is just a piece of shit this morning”

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Luke: “Now I’m scared”

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Luke: “Perched… above Ana-bama, Adda-bama Hill? Are we calling it Adda-bama Hill now?”

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Luke: “Put it on and regret about it… The TBTL motto”

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Luke: Saying “Get me outta here!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “It was a drive-by fruiting” as Mrs. Doubtfire

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Luke: Saying “Really big shoe” as Ed Sullivan

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Luke: Saying “Tim must now swim across this dangerous bay” in a gruff, voice-over manner

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Luke: “Shush-shush-shush-shush-shush-shush… There, there… Good night, sweet prince”

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Luke: “Simmer down, Quibi”

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Luke: Singing “WARM… 106.9”

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Luke: “This petard… has hoisted me… once again… Because, in playing a funny drop from you… I have created a worse drop… of me”

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Luke: “Tilt those… M-Fers!”

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Luke: “Well, think about it”

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Luke: “Wow! And, now that’s in the clear”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our show is just so, like, meandering, and bloated, (Mmm-hmm) and pointless, and long”

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Clips From TBTL #3204

Andrew: “‘Boom!’, backwards, on the ass”

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Andrew: “Aaaaaaaaaah!”

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Andrew: “Don’t give up!”

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Andrew: “Eh, whatever. Gimme your crap”

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Andrew: “I asked you, before the show, to ask me why my butt hurts”

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Andrew: “I had a stinky vacuum situation”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I’m having so much trouble with words today. It’s not really helping anybody”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!”

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Andrew: “Ow!! Don’t touch me there!”

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Andrew: “Rub it in my face!”

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Andrew: Saying “Ah, the banana cr… There’s a banana craze in America; but… are banana days gonna lead to banana deaths?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t feel so good!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Who is it?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Who is it?” in a funny manner #2

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Andrew: Saying “Who is it?” in a funny manner #3

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Andrew: “So, we put the fun in ‘fungible'”

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Andrew: “Stinky!”

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Andrew: “Throwing… you know, toothbrush meths… mess all over the place”

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Andrew: “Weird… loud, kind of, slapping sound”

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Andrew: “What a Monday this is”

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Andrew: “What’s up with Kenny!?”

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Luke: “Boy, let me just take this to the most boring place”

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Luke: “Butthurt zoodles”

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Luke: “Course, that means it’s gonna get very… very hot, it’s gonna get very spicy here in the Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “Cuz, how much do you really fall on your butt?”

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Luke: “Cuz, how much do you really fall on your butt, in football, in that way?”

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Luke: “I didn’t think I was missing live sport… but, then, I was missing live sport!”

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Luke: “Keep talking. I’m just trying to entice a hummingbird over here”

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Luke: “Princess and the Pea-ing it up”

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Luke: “Speaking of… obscura… it obscura’d where the article came from originally”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Chhk! Uh, hey Nikki, that’s not where the spleen is… Urr! I’m gonna need that later!” as a pilots speaking over a PA

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Clips From TBTL #3203

Andrew: “A real mindfuck, if you don’t mind me saying”

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Andrew: “According to Merriam-Webster, ‘pre’ and ‘post’ will probably just mean the same thing eventually anyway, right? Cuz, language doesn’t mean anything”

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Andrew: “Bumpy’s, Dick’s”

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Andrew: “Cheerios and almond milk, my friend”

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Andrew: “Done!”

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Andrew: “Ew, God!”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha! Yeah. I have advice for ya! Don’t get into this business!”

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Andrew: “I also respected the flies that were, I think, starting to… accumulate around my butt around that time”

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Andrew: “I am… a complete hypocrite… on this topic”

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Andrew: “I just got… like, some sort of weird chicken fingers”

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Andrew: “I’m done!”

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Andrew: “I’m the smart person who knows that that’s not a word!”

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Andrew: “I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: we are living in a podcast boom”

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Andrew: “If you have irregular podcasts, please see a doctor”

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Andrew: “If you were gonna blow out your, your calorie load for the day”

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Andrew: “Like, I dunno. Dummies have been doing it; and, so now the dictionaries just gonna buckle to the dummies”

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Andrew: “No way!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: “Oh, can I speak to–Wrong number!”

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Andrew: “Oh, really!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: Singing “Me and you and a dog named Poo”

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Andrew: “So, I’m all messed up”

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Andrew: “This mistake of a word”

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Andrew: “Whoa! What’s happening to me?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I was blowing my calorie load, yeah”

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Andrew: “You wanna profiteer off of COVID! That’s why you want a time machine!?”

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Luke: “Ahh!! There’s ten minutes left!”

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Luke: “And, I know this is easier said than done; but, you just gotta start making your own shit”

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Luke: “Andrew, I am titillated by this hummingbird”

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Luke: “Andrew… it happened!”

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Luke: “Hey, look! A white guy made it!”

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Luke: “I was, I was a hurtin’ unit this morning”

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Luke: “I’m Biff! Get me that racing form!”

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Luke: “Irregardless… of traditional music standards… Ozzy rules!”

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Luke: “It was an LBD! It was a Luke Burbank Do!”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Serfs Up!”

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Luke: “What is that person’s deal!?”

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Luke: “What the fuck?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew. It’s happening… A hummingbird is here! (Titillate) Andrew, I am titillated by this hummingbird. I can tell. It is happening! It is happening”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew… it happened! Wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m glad you shuffled with it. I shuffled with it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that the advice you have for Christian? [ph] No, hell no! I’m not gonna be one of those (Oh, good) annoying, old crusts!”

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Luke and Andrew: “More (Yeah) like ‘Boy Named Poo’! Ohhh”

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Luke and Andrew: “We are now… in international waters of podcasting (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3202

Andrew: “Croissant!”

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Andrew: “Dinking around on his boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I don’t want it to be spicy”

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Andrew: “I just… want… my boy Gary to be happy”

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Andrew: “I know I’m totally fan-wanking here”

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Andrew: “I don’t want it to be spicy”

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Andrew: “I, I heard a smile in your voice… as you were getting ready to play that drop; and, I was, like, ‘Uh-oh. This one’s gonna be a doozy'”

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Andrew: Making a tense, riding a roller-coaster sound

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Andrew: “Oh, no. You don’t… do that”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah, that scans” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So nice not to hear myself saying something stupid when… when you introduce me”

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Andrew: “Taxidermist!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The meme war dad? Yeah. I’ll betcha he’s going strong! I think about him. I’m not joking!”

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Luke: “Expectorating viral… load”

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Luke: “I don’t want a thin door… standing between… what I’m going in that bathroom… and… what Carey’s hearing from the bedroom. Like, that is not a… that is not a… sexy move coming from me”

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Luke: “It’s the good decisions district… of Bellingham, Washington”

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Luke: “Pish-posh, VHS”

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Luke: “That would make even more sense, Luke!”

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Luke: “Yeah… It’s a death chute”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke using the “Are you gonna finish that croissant?” drop and getting mentioned saying Luke missed an opportunity to use it on an earlier show

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Weird! Weird!” in a funny manner

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Clips From TBTL #3201

Andrew: “Across the street, Luke, what is there? Like a beacon of hope, from the day before”

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Andrew: “And, I do not want to taint this at all, in my usual, Andrew way”

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Andrew: “Andrew, this is what you trained for. Like, you can do this”

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Andrew: “Cut to last night, midnight-ish… Genevieve’s watching TV. We’re both… getting pretty close to going to bed. I decide to close out my day… by chomping down on half a bag of these flaming hot… pickle chips”

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Andrew: “Get a drink… Sometimes… get a steak. Sometimes, I drink a steak!”

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Andrew: “I decide to close out my day… by chomping down on half a bag of these flaming hot… pickle chips”

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Andrew: “I feel like–Oh, God! No, don’t!”

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Andrew: “I have… dreams about going to the bathroom… all the different ways”

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Andrew: “I’m probably wrong”

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Andrew: “Just… give that man a cigarette”

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Andrew: “My stomach just was taking an extra five minutes to wake up; and, it turns out, I needed to do more in the bathroom… than I had allowed for”

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Andrew: “Okay. We’re getting close!”

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Andrew: “Shut up!! I know! I can see it!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “So, I wake up… and, I just… use the restroom, in a very brief way, that does not involve the chips; if you know what I’m saying. I just had to pee, is what I’m saying”

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Andrew: “This is such a terrible story; and, where it’s going is so… unsettling”

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Andrew: “Today, I’m gonna go to this QFC, I’m gonna buy a bonkers flavor of potato chips”

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Andrew: “Uh, Genevieve, as soon as you can, I need to back in here”

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Andrew: “Who gives a shit? Like, whatever”

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Andrew: “Yay! Oh, wow. This is gonna be really hard and everybody’s gonna hate me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Across the street, Luke, what is there? Like a beacon of hope, from the day before… but a… Subway… sandwich (Yes!) concern”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I do not want to taint this at all, in my usual, Andrew way. I will say (Then don’t)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I go directly to bed with a… (Oof) stomach full of these chips, already feeling… like I’ve made a… horrible mistake”

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Luke: “I can… fucking see the Burger King… lady!!”

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Luke: “I gotta shit!”

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Luke: “I’m just gonna… I’m just gonna go for it”

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Luke: Saying “Uh, can I have some marinara for my…?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “The water’s not carbonated; so, I won’t be burping”

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