Clips From TBTL #3200

Andrew: “Again, it wasn’t what I was picturing. It wasn’t what I needed for that moment”

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Andrew: “And, also, it can cover up the smell of… poopy pants”

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Andrew: “But, already, you see the fissures in my big plan to eat lunch meat”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t really… I don’t really play in the Pinterest… space that much”

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Andrew: “Clear a log jam, if you will”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t know what that means; but, I don’t like it”

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Andrew: “God! I’m… so hungry right now, man”

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Andrew: “Hey, I accidentally shit my pants”

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Andrew: “I can never tell when I’m looking at the same bird or different birds”

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Andrew: “I like to mess around with… goofy flavor potato chips from time to time”

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Andrew: “It’s… what we call… shitty in there”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m just not into that sandwich scene”

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Andrew: “My experience is limited; but, my experience is positive”

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Andrew: “Nora… It must have been Nora”

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Andrew: “Occupied!!”

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Andrew: “She’s constantly grinding stuff!”

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Andrew: “That’s my poop story”

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Andrew: “That’s news I can use”

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Andrew: “The weekend felt long and luxurious to me. Where am I going with this… is the question”

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Andrew: “What the hell does that mean!?”

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Andrew: “Who moved my pin!?”

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Andrew: “Why would I even say this? Why am I being a dick?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think this is just a little gas… Hmmmmmm. (Oh, no!) Never. Just don’t”

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Luke: Saying “I… excuse me!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “I’m in here!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Why do I… insist on taking… this conversation… constantly to a visual place?”

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Luke and Andrew: “January’s (Sure) when the bad man goes away”

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Clips From TBTL #3199

Andrew: “Boy, this photo of me. You know, I gotta say… I, aaagh! [ph]

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Andrew: “Cuz, I, I like hot dogs… all the different ways”

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Andrew: “Don’t try to go back home”

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Andrew: “I know it in my bones, sometimes, when I’m gonna… regret a tweet… And, sometimes, you just gotta pull ’em down. It’s the only way to… sleep at night”

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Andrew: “I know what you’re talking about… I love those things”

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Andrew: “I’m feeling a little Garfield-y this morning”

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Andrew: “Is she getting AARF Magazine?”

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Andrew: “It seemed to be bigger in your brain than mine”

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Andrew: “It’s a dangerous food for me”

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Andrew: “Luke… bottom line… I don’t get hashtags, man” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Ooh! Boys’ weekend!”

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Andrew: “What’s the point of hashtags? Hashtags this, hashtags that”

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Andrew: “Why… why all the hashtags?”

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Andrew: “Woohoo! Party time!”

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Andrew: “Yay! I’m making some great decisions in my life. Let’s go climb a mountain!”

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Andrew: “Zoink!! They’re outta there!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… bottom line… (Uh-oh) I don’t get hashtags, man”

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Luke: “I did have complicated thoughts about it”

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Luke: “I want some more of those sweet, sweet rye chips”

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Luke: “If that happens, I’m losing my shit”

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Luke: “It’s not that brief, bro… It’s not that brief… It’s… your whole life, all the time”

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Luke: “My whole brand is deleting tweets”

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Luke: “We’ll be back in a Quibi… here on TBTL”

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Luke and Andrew: “How did you just sexualize hot dogs for me? Oh… I’m not the first!”

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Clips From TBTL #3198

Andrew: “And, goddamn, were you ahead of the times”

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Andrew: “As a… God-fearing Christian, why he got me such a demonic skateboard… neither of us have answer to that; but, at least, there’s photographic… evidence that it did exist”

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Andrew: “Don’t give me the secrets!”

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Andrew: “Great heavens! What kind of Radiola show is this?”

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Andrew: “I know that you’re a little bit insecure around the grill”

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Andrew: “I need a win here!”

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Andrew: “I think you mentioned. Maybe you did. Maybe you didn’t. Maybe I’m blowing up our spot. I don’t care. I think our relationship can handle if this makes you angry”

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Andrew: “If you have to explain the song… you’re losing”

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Andrew: “It’s good stuff”

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Andrew: “My toppings; thank you for asking”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “Boy bothers me (?)

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Andrew: “So, do you think that Dennis Quaid needs you?”

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Andrew: “This is so boring and forever taking!”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!” #2

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Andrew: “Who is your mommy; and, what game does she play?”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m not feeling it… I’m not, I’m not feeling it this year”

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Luke: “Don’t scramble my brain going into this quiz, okay?”

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Luke: “Happy day before the Fourth… m’dude”

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Luke: “I’m gonna check the receipt, my friend!!”

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Luke: “I’m the grill starter!”

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Luke: “It’s tone-deaf and weird… but, also, I don’t know, they’re trying?”

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Luke: Saying “Bobby, what are you doing with that dance?” as Hank Hill

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Luke: Saying “Luanne, we got a situation here!” as Hank Hill

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Luke: Saying “Propane and propane-related services” as Hank Hill

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Luke: Saying “They did the vibe… They did the Vibeology” in a Dracula-like manner

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Luke: Singing “Grill, dun-dun-dun-dun… you’ll be a woman soon… Grill, bom-bom-bom-bom”

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Luke: Singing “Lemme see your grills”

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Luke: Singing a sparkler song that his mom songs

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Luke: Singing a sparkler song that his mom songs #2

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Luke: “We called that ‘buttboarding;’ and, we would do that all the time”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Vibeology!”

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Susie Burbank: Singing her sparkler song

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Clips From TBTL #3197

Andrew: “As long as I live in this apartment, nobody will ever come over here”

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Andrew: “Guess I’ll just navigate it by… existing”

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Andrew: “He comes in. He, he messes around. He gets a snake”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, John… I don’t know why you’re here”

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Andrew: “No, I am not. I’m not… brewing… growing… smoking or toking anything that I’m not supposed to be in here”

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Andrew: “Theo is totally spoon, like, he’s little spooning me”

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Andrew: “This is a flop house!”

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Andrew: “What’s the problem, sir?”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I got that, robot. Thanks”

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Luke: “I have to put a roof over our head… goddamnit!”

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Luke: “I was awake, early this morning wondering… are cats worth it? (There is something about the soul of a cat)”

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Luke: “I was worried that a piece of sausage was gonna… pop out”

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Luke: Making the Law & Order “Dun-Dun” sound

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Luke: “My dishwasher is ready for its colonoscopy”

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Luke: “We don’t have a fancy… dishwasher, like you guys have that doesn’t drain”

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Luke: “Well, me and da boys… we make noise. I hate MCs who think they were toys”

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Luke: “Where my TikTokers at?”

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Luke: “Who’s your D-Day… and, what does he do?”

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Clips From TBTL #3196

Andrew: “Ah! I would look forward to dying; so, I could watch other people play the game!”

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Andrew: “And, if you don’t know; then, man, you just don’t know!”

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Andrew: “And, that was awesome!”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a… I’m a big boy”

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Andrew: “Everything is computers these days”

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Andrew:  “I wanna take this back. Hold on. Rewind… Stop! That’s a bad sentence”

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Andrew: “I, clearly, don’t know what the hell I’m talking about”

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Andrew: “I… only listen to the… to what I have to”

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Andrew: “It looked, to me, like you might need two of them on there; because, I’m a… I’m a big boy”

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Andrew: “No they weren’t, Luke! No they weren’t!”

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Andrew: Saying “Lightly used… printer… scanner… fax machine” and dinging his bell

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Andrew:  “See, cuz, I’m… I’m still eating meat”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The Internet changed everything”

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Andrew: “Whatever. Stop talking, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Maybe that’s what’s leaving me cold”

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Andrew and Luke: “I hit the ENTER button; which, is how I assume it works… and, then, boom, (Yeah) this machine is… pooping it out”

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Luke: “3-D… fake steak pooper”

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Luke: “I don’t think this is something that I should… be a part of”

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Luke: “July 1st, in the year of our Lord, 2020”

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Luke: Saying: “It hurts my delicate eyeballs” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Young Russi! [ph]

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Luke: “Up there in Cana-dah [ph]… Down here in Belling-haam [ph]

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Clips From TBTL #3195

Andrew: “¡El Gigante! ¡Vogue! Manzanilla… Four hundred hojas”

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Andrew: “¡El Gigante! ¡Vogue! Manzanilla… Four hundred hojas is one of them. And, the other one is Regio Rinde Plus, máxima duración”

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Andrew: Accidentally played audio while Luke was talking and said “Oh, no! Sorry”

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Andrew: Accidentally played audio while Luke was talking and said “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you know, this guy’s a real weirdo!”

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Andrew: “Does that sound fun for everybody?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I just gotta keep talking. This is live. Oh my God. I should’ve read that thing. What am I doing!?”

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Andrew: “I found it”

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Andrew: “I wanna wear a wig”

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Andrew: “It sounds like I’m bragging; cuz, I am! I am a cybersecurity expert”

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Andrew: “Maybe it’s not because you’re living in a house where you’re jamming that down their throats”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh! You’ve already buckled!”

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Andrew: Reading a Google News alert that contained a quote provided by another person named Andrew Walsh

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Andrew: “Shut it down. Shut it down!”

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Andrew: Singing “Cuz, my beard is a face-hider”

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Andrew: “Suck up all the information; and, then, spit it out in a seamless way”

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Andrew: “That’s a classic shit or get off the pot… dream… right there”

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Andrew: “This is a dangerous place to take it; and, it’s weird that we’re out of that realm and I’m pulling us back in”

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Andrew: “Today’s the day! Today is the deadline… Today… is your lucky day… You just found… a cyber-security training in your e-mail box”

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Andrew: “We’re being punked here, idiots!”

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Andrew: “Why are you using a girl’s fork!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, forget about Itasca. Itasca is yesterday’s news, Luke… We’re a Cody [ph] family”

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Andrew: “You would look like a more modern racist!”

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Andrew: “You, you let it… linger”

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Luke: “How do you do, fellow kids?”

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Luke: “Less of my derp face in the world”

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Luke: Mimicking the clip that Andrew accidentally played

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Luke: Mimicking the clip that Andrew accidentally played #2

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Luke: Saying “Dept.” in a funny manner

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Watching Dad… work!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I say one more word about Star Wars. Mmm-hmm… I’m gonna definitely start saying some stuff that makes no sense”

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Luke and Andrew: Jokingly getting mentioned about pulling a non-existent piece of audio

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Luke and Andrew: “That stuff is (Yeah) gone-gone”

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