Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter… How dairy!”

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Andrew: “Are we seriously going to break at fifty-one!? I just looked down at the clock… Holy shit”

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Andrew: “Have you ever tried eating a clock, Luke? It’s very… time consuming”

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Andrew: “Hey, are you weird about petitions?”

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Andrew: “I blunt-sided [ph] in Teddy’s one time”

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Andrew: “I can’t say that word”

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Andrew: “I see chaos coming from his brush”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant; but, then, I changed my mind”

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Andrew: “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down!”

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Andrew: “If I’m really a, a… a grumble puss”

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Andrew: “Nailed it!”

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Andrew: “So, why were you stalking me, though?”

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Andrew: “The meaning… of opaque… is unclear”

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Andrew: “The revolution will be scooterized”

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Andrew: “You don’t get help! You don’t get help!!”

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Luke: “I am not drinking Merlot!!”

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Luke: “If John Dickerson goes on his Dick-ipedia page”

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Luke: “It’s a poison inside me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, do we have any e-mails… or v-mails that are smokin’! (Oh, God!)”

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Andrew: “Genevieve clicked through a bunch of the tiles for me while I was doing dishes”

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Andrew: “I’ll, i’ll sit there with a big bag of ballpark popcorn during a game”

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Andrew: “I’m now… re-engaging with my old stale breath”

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Andrew: “I’m pro-Saharan dust storm coming to the United States”

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Andrew: “I’ve been listening to that like crazy!”

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Andrew: “Idiot… The only reason you know about it is because of the listeners”

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Andrew: “If the facts don’t back it up, just start with something else”

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Andrew: “It just makes me want to grab peanuts and… just plow into them right now”

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Andrew: “It’s not in your face. Whatever”

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Andrew: “Lemme ask you this. This is a weird place to begin”

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Since this season is gonna be bullshit anyway”

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Andrew: “Stop, stop, stop! That’s a bad hug”

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Andrew: “Wait a second!”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What I do is I just… mute my mic and sob… I just sob, (Yes) sob while you’re talking”

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Luke: “An animal that does that… should probably have a freaky-deaky name”

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Luke: “And, by the way, that’s some good… that’s some audio gold somebody’s gonna probably snip out later… of me just saying that”

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Luke: “I like things fast. I like things immediate. I like immediate gratification”

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Luke: “I’m just bringing as many distracting sound effects as possible… to… this program”

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Luke: “It’s your lucky day… your partner decided to do part of your… extremely boring online training”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Guarda Come Dondolo”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, buoying!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Yeah, I’m strongly pro… Saharan sand”

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Luke and Andrew: “Has anybody tried unplugging 2020 and plugging it back in? Hey! Yeah”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m eatin’ it all the time!”

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Andrew: “Gelatinized pee!”

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Andrew: “Heads up… there’s gonna be a fast and loose Blursday, shootin’ down the line, outside of the Blursday… paramaters”

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Andrew: “I love you, obviously”

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Andrew: “I need to keep an eye on this shit”

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Andrew: “Is it sexy like that?”

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Andrew: “Let me slide into this Blursday segment… where, I’m sure I will stumble and bumble… all day long”

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Andrew: “Obviously, I’m right about this; but, I don’t wanna make everybody else in the group feel bad about it”

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Andrew: “People just expect you to be seeing your Slacks all the time”

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Andrew: “People just expect you to be seeing your Slacks all the time… Boy, that sounded funny”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday funky bass

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Andrew: “Slack is just a weird little place that I dip in and out of”

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Andrew: “Something glitched out”

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Andrew: “Walter, what have you wrought?”

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Andrew: “Yes or no… m-fer! Yes or no!”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I, you know, had to do a desert island pick, or deserted island pick… or dessert island pick… I might pick… Now, that’s an island I can get into”

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Luke: “Andrew… you can’t handle the Blurs”

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Luke: “I get to do this… cuz, I am the… co-host of the program”

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Luke: “I’m, like, feeling weirdly snack-y right now”

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Luke: Saying “Uh… I’ll have the salad please” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Five… five… five dollar footlong”

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Andrew Walsh (Teacher): “I have come to terms with my Andrew-ness”

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Andrew: “Beep-beep-beep”

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Andrew: “Everything coming up Burbank”

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Andrew: “I have a question for you, Andrew Walsh to Andrew Walsh, here. How as being an Andrew Walsh worked out for you so far? How do you like being an Andrew Walsh?”

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Andrew: “I think I heard the ‘pee-peeing’ one”

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Andrew: “I was on the toilet pee-peeing and he was pee-peeing”

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Andrew: “I’m actually kinda relieved to know it was your fault”

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Andrew: “I’m not the type of guy who gets bumped up”

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Andrew: “Is that me?!?”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna be like that your… that plumber was kicking at your poop tube outside”

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Andrew: “Man, I shoulda been a bootlegger!”

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Andrew: “Sheepish to insulted in… under sixty”

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Andrew: “That can’t be right! I must be… fevering right now!”

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Andrew: “That’s not how math works… Let’s move on”

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Andrew: “The Andrew Walsh tribe is losing an Andrew Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You sound fun”

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Luke: “Bitchy as hell”

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Luke: “I flop the nuts. I slow played it”

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Luke: Luke accidentally triggers multiple drops

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Luke: “Mount Saint Walsh”

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Luke: “So, the idea that my phone… completely hoisted me… petard-style”

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Luke: “Take that, old man!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Basically… travel urinal that’s… selling like… hot cakes right now… Anyway. So, I… (Or, like urinal cakes)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Of all the things I’ve hard passed on, maybe none have been harder… (Mmm-hmm) than this pass”

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Andrew: “And, this is gonna be a real haterade thing to say; and, I don’t… I don’t mean it to be”

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Andrew: “Don’t step in that! It’s okay, baby. I never forget a dog poop pile”

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Andrew: “I apologize!”

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Andrew: “I had fun!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m a total… Hodgman nerd”

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Andrew: “It’s all he knows! It’s all he wants to know!!”

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Andrew: “What about, ‘He’s rude, he’s crude, he’s Androod’?”

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Andrew: “What’s going on 24 Hour Fitness? Where you at? How you feeling? Are we coming back eventually?”

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Andrew: “You don’t buy The Doors’ ‘Greatest Hits’, man! You start with ‘L.A. Woman’!”

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Andrew: “You want to talk about trashy; but, I love it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m… I’m so filled with fun right now, and fun (Yeah) feelings. You’re unrelentingly fun. (Yes, I certainly am) You’re operating system is unrelentingly fun”

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Luke: “An ‘Androod'”

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Luke: “Andrew owning an Android?”

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Luke: “Any other… former advertisers you’d like to tick off, here, right at the top of the program?”

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Luke: “Don’t go looking for a zebra”

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Luke: “He’s Androod Walsh”

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Luke: “I would be a fool to not take the advice… of the greatest… Conan the Barbarian creator… of all time. Some people said… he should be holding a wet, spaghetti noodle. But, you said, it should be a huge-ass sword penis”

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Luke: “It should be a huge-ass sword penis”

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Luke: “Just buying dongles”

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Luke: “Please! Please”

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Luke: Saying “Well… Well” as Ronald Reagan

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Luke: Saying “Yoiks! Vincent!” as Shaggy

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Luke: Singing “Fly by night” in the same manner as Andrew

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So, I will not be… sniffling, and sneezing, and snorting, and chortling throughout the show”

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Luke: “Who will think of the pets?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like a hexagon in a way. Kinda squat, (You know what I mean?) squat and tough… Kinda squat… Yes; and… Which, is how I like my women”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all!”

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Andrew: “A lagniappe to the schadenfreude”

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Andrew: “Dreamless in Seattle”

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Andrew: “I wish I could, like, defragment my brain”

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Andrew: “I’m a nervous person”

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Andrew: “I’m definitely a Charlie Brown-y guy, right?”

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Andrew: “Just let the facts do the damning”

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Andrew: “Listen, I don’t have to put every wacky detail in here”

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Andrew: “Luke is lapping this up with a spoon”

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Andrew: “My dream stories are… tight!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit, Rudy!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m so not interested in what… what happens when people are awake. That’s so uninteresting. I only wanna know what happens in the dreamscapes”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah”

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Andrew: “Sharks: they’re just like us!”

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Andrew: Singing “Dream”

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Andrew: “Sturdy, Polish bones”

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Andrew: “The K-Pop stans and the TikTok teens”

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Andrew: “The TikTok teens”

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Andrew: “WhatIsThisHashtag.com. I’m just, like, ‘Alright. I’m that old man who has to do it'”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’ve just got one quickie that I just saw come across the transom”

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Luke: “His… empire is… crumbling!!”

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Luke: “I had a great weekend. It was a beautiful weekend. I loved… this weekend”

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Luke: “I know! I was pumped!”

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Luke: “I was just… basking… I was Carole Baskin… on Sunday”

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Luke: “It is very delicious to me”

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Luke: “Naked, steaming eyeballs”

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Luke: “Oh… God! Why? Why!? Why am I going… why am I going here with this, Andrew? Why didn’t I just go to the break?”

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Luke: Reading an abstract about the musical story “Dreamcatcher”

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Luke: “Sturdy, Polish bones”

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Luke: “Thank you, Universe… Thank you for that”

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Luke: “TikTok teens and K-Pop stans”

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Luke: “Why? Why!? Why am I going… why am I going here with this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Live and direct in front of your naked, steaming eyeballs. Oogh, wow! That’s terrible!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, that’s uninteresting. Now, that’s painful radio”

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