Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “apm.gotcha.com”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey, hermanos”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ugh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what to do with our show now”

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Andrew: “I think I’m gonna keep doing things that I’m allowed to do”

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Andrew: “I’ll admit I was also, sort of, half listening to you; because, I have a cat situation”

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Andrew: “I’m actually kind of interested in this Mini Mommy. Will you buy me one, Daddy?”

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Andrew: “I’m really confused, Ron”

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Andrew: Saying “What is he saying!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Well, I’m just glad that Ken Jen finally won something”

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Andrew: “Why did you have this idea, Luke?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I could just call the IT department right now and say, ‘Hey, was this e-mail from [bleep] a phishing thing?’ Cuz, I’ve done that before. Now, you’re gonna have to bleep that out again… Did I just say his name again? Yes. Yeah, let’s just move on”

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Luke: “Amazon doesn’t take wood… Walmart doesn’t take wood”

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Luke: “But, now everything sounds… ‘weird!’ in my head”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Daddy, will you buy me a Mini Mommy?”

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Luke: “None of today’s show has been useful to the listener!”

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Luke: “Padilla, Padilla… Let’s call the whole thing off”

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Luke: “Umm… It’s ‘Padilla'”

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Luke: “What even is money, man?”

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Andrew: “Angry Mama”

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Andrew: “But, trust me. I mean, I have so many things I hate about the way I talk”

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Andrew: “Does anybody out there wanna punch me for knowing that I’m going to get my haircut today, do you think?”

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Andrew: “I was really stumbly and bumbly all the shows this week”

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Andrew: “I, Luke Burbank, am going to get… my hairs cut”

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Andrew: “I’ve made several mistakes already”

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Andrew: “It’ll be like a happy Maury Povich”

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Andrew: “Ohh! It’s too hot; but, I love it”

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Andrew: Saying “Happy Blursday everybody!” with a long tail

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday funky bass

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Andrew: “Stop saying this!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, there is the (Well) situation that you’re talking about; which, is just the worst case scenario… where, you know, the gates to Hell open and… you know, it’s just is like a… a Carrie situation… Well, right. Don’t bring my wife into this”

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Luke: “And, can you believe, Andrew… that we’re one of the public radio shows that didn’t get canceled this week”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle… what’s a simp?”

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Luke: Imitating the sound Steve Brule makes when something hot is in his mouth

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Luke: “Oh, what is this?”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Snorting #2

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll happily simp out… and… and let you run things… Don’t really know what exactly what that means; but, it sounds like something I should beep”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “How can I drink my fruit wine? In the lee” as Moira Rose

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t… dress for the Burbs’ gaze? No. No, I don’t… No, I don’t”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t know when I became a horfer; but, I definitely am”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t know when I became a horfer; but, I definitely am. Oh, God, I hear it… God, I hear it… It’s gonna be used… in an intro”

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Andrew: “Don’t hide the past!”

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Andrew: “Hmm… Go on”

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Andrew: “I don’t know much about evolution… I mean, I know that it’s against God”

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Andrew: “I really miss my RSS feeds of… of old!”

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Andrew: “I’m smart like Sartre”

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Andrew: “I’ve become a really fast eater; especially, if nobody’s looking”

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Andrew: “I’ve become a really fast eater; especially, if nobody’s looking… And, usually nobody is looking these days; cuz, I’m just like… for some reason, hiding in the kitchen, eating over the sink. And, just like… slopping things all over the place”

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Andrew: “Just like… slopping things all over the place”

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Andrew: “Ooooh!”

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Andrew: “The shame has gone out the window”

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Andrew: “You can definitely die; and, I, I keep dying. And, I don’t know… I don’t wanna talk about this… It’s so stupid”

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Andrew and Luke: “OREO O’s… No! Swear to God! Look it up! (Terrible)”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle… set up some Sartre quotes”

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Luke: “I consider us the champagne of podcasting”

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Luke: “I say, I say… WhatsApp… Andrew?”

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Luke: “Listen, I was also screwing the world; but, in a much more… literal way”

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Luke: Saying “The Cheat!” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Singing “Scooby-Doo… can doo-doo”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider us the champagne of podcasting. Ooooh! Show title”

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Andrew: “A more adult tea kettle”

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Andrew: “And, goddamnit, I’m gonna keep this thing”

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Andrew: “And, this, was only… the beginning”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m lazy!”

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Andrew: “But, still, she was on Jeopardy! for God’s sake!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, people are dying to go back to the theaters!”

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Andrew: “Fifty Shades of Touch of Grey”

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Andrew: “God! I can’t even thin–What’s the sexy book?”

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Andrew: “I love that drop. That’s the best drop you’ve ever played of me”

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Andrew: “I think I said that… very wrong”

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Andrew: “I… have a weird relationship with our tea kettle… It’s not… dirty… Although, I realize it sounds dirty when I put it that way”

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Andrew: “I’ll just, kind of, come in the room and spout words outta my mouth that don’t even make sense”

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Andrew: Intake of air while having an intrusive thought

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Andrew: Intake of air while having an intrusive thought #2

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Andrew: “It’s not… dirty”

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Andrew: “My fred, [sic] Tony. My fred, Tony? Or, my friend, Tony”

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Andrew: “Not while you’re horfing your popcorn in the theater”

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Andrew: “That is something my brain has just been making up for forty years”

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Andrew: “The scream that it makes… isn’t pleasant”

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Andrew: “They would ask me my own name on Jeopardy! and I would say, ‘I don’t know’ and probably start crying!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t want that chair; and, I walked out!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Everything locks up in this weird way”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a system! Just one more (Yes!) shot! I have a system! Shaka Khan!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, I think you did this on… purpose. I wanna break down your storytelling here for a second. I think (Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….) you did this on purp–No, in a good way! In a good way. Calm down. Calm down… Stop making the humming noise… Luke… Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s the tea kettle (Yes) that almost did ya in! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, Rush-heads, please hold your fire”

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Luke: “I was amped up. I was, like, ‘This is too much;’ but, now… that’s my new standard. I have to do that just to feel something! (You can now eat your coffee cup. You heard that right)”

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Luke: “It’s gonna… happen at epithode, epithode ten-thousand and one”

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Luke: “Like… who makes a tea kettle that doesn’t whistle!?”

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Luke: Mimicking the buzzing in sound from Jeopardy!

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Luke: “Not having a mask is the new naked”

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Luke: “Prey-DA-tor [ph]“

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Luke: “Shaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan?”

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Luke: “She was using an ‘S’ when there shouldn’t have been an ‘S'”

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Luke: “This is Jeopardy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, it’s so… design-y… it doesn’t… whistle! Oh!!”

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Andrew: “Are you being passive-aggressive with your drops now?”

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Andrew: “Aw, yeah!”

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Andrew: “During the sound check, you had a sausage drop”

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Andrew: “Hey, I wrote it in pink blood”

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Andrew: “I am going to lose this music altogether”

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Andrew: “I know that that’s gonna be isolated. I… I can cut it out before he cuts it out… Then, nobody gets to hear it… ever”

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Andrew: “I started that sentence without really knowing how I was gonna end it”

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Andrew: “It’s hard! It is really hard”

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Andrew: “Oh. I see, I see, I see”

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Andrew: “Protest puppetry… in Vermont”

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Andrew: “Slightly sarcastic, good looking, but non-threatening, chummy guy?”

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Andrew: “Sorry about the… snort laugh”

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Andrew: “Sorry, GoDaddy. This one was on me… You’re a good GoDaddy”

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Andrew: “This is definitely not dirty sex!”

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Andrew: “Which one do I really need? Nobody knows! Maybe, none of them”

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Andrew: “You zigged… I thought you were gonna zag”

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Luke: “Did I get too many double negatives in there?”

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Luke: “I’m in big trouble here”

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Luke: “Multinational… ball of confusion”

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Luke: Saying “I feel weird!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Take that… journalism”

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Luke: “That would be so great to just… stare at my fat, Irish face”

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Andrew: “Hits from the Bong”

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Andrew: “I concur”

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Andrew: “I felt like I was… a… a stranger in a strange land!”

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Andrew: “I hate it. I really hate that this is where we are”

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Andrew: “I just didn’t realize this was international news; and, and, maybe I’m a… bonehead for not realizing that”

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Andrew: “I love the sound of this song; but, it’s just, again, it, it leaves nothing to the imagination. There’s no, there’s no cleverness. There’s no wordplay. It’s just… this guy’s wise… and, I give him my money”

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Andrew: “I think the problem with those songs, from our perspective”

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Andrew: “I’m done talking now”

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Andrew: “It’s so on the nose!”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m just snowflaking out here”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That sounds more like it could lead ya… to toilet times”

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Andrew: “They are mini hot dogs wrapped in dough”

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Andrew: “This guy’s wise… and, I give him my money”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think you and I were being a little bit too hard on ourselves before the show, or, I’m already forgetting what we were forgetting. Because, before the show (Oh, the irony)”

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Luke: “Go fuck yourself”

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Luke: “Has my woke meter… just got, just got… pinned on… sensitive?”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle! Invent yourself!”

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Luke: “If you take a knee, you strangle a bee!”

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Luke: “Let’s fuck shit up”

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Luke: “You asked for it, Lukles!”

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Luke and Andrew: “In America, if we can still call it that, Andrew… Oops, I did the snort. Damn!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re entering a house of pain. I am, with this conversation”

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