Clips From TBTL #3176

Andrew: “Ah-bob-bob-bob”

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Andrew: “Andrew was right”

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Andrew: “Luke Bear-bank”

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no, no-no-no-no. No, no, no!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No-no-no-no, no-no-no-no. No, no, no! Normal’s (Yeah) bad!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s true!! (That’s actually just true…) That’s true!”

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Luke: “Boom-boom”

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Luke: “Father!”

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Luke: “Is the other one called a ‘saucy wench’?”

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Luke: “My life is pretty good… as a… straight, white guy in this country”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I am… terrified… that somebody is gonna see me doing that; and, think that that is just what I am doing… And, you should be”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, there! You’re on TBTL. Who’s this? It’s happening”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m seventeen. (Okay) I have created a kid inside someone else’s womb! (Oh, wow!)”

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Luke and Listener Sam: “For the record, that’s not the drug I was referring to. Everything’s fine… Everything’s good… I don’t know what you’ve heard… No shame. Rumors. Scurrilous rumors from a black-mouth cur”

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Clips From TBTL #3175

Andrew: “I was gonna stumble my way through being earnest here”

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Andrew: “I will get so defensive, so quickly, man! I’m so defensive in the moment!”

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Andrew: “I will say that I’m proud that I had… the correct microphone up today”

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Andrew: “I’m always in trouble”

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Andrew: “I’m slightly less than proud that we spent a half hour trying to figure out why your computer… wasn’t making any noise into the audio board. And, the reason is, I didn’t have it plugged in to the audio board”

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Andrew: “Let’s call it a four-knobber”

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Andrew: “Okay, I’m calling it a four-knobber… But, I needed a two-knobber”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut this all out. Nobody will hear this (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna keep on flexing like this until I get it wrong (Oh, God)”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s your Fred? That’s my Wilma”

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Luke: “Funkier little thing, number two”

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Luke: “Game recognize game”

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Luke: “I don’t know how my fingernail is still on right now”

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Luke: “I would just put it this way… Luke versus the printer. Right now, the printer… is definitely winning (That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard)”

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Luke: “I’m also trying to be okay with the fact… that people might say I’m doing it wrong”

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Luke: Singing “Funky little things”

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Luke: “Would you say that… we need to be unreasonable during these unreasonable times?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fun dudes… Or, should we… Fun guys? I’m not talking about mushrooms, Andrew. Oh, I can’t believe he just told that joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like to say ‘Cheers’ when (Yeah, I know) I’m talking to somebody in England; cuz, then… they know what I’m talking about. Cuz, that’s what they say across the pond. Sure… In the loo… Okay. Let’s stop this”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna have one episode of the show where I don’t cry… (Hmm) at the end; and, maybe, this will be the one. I usually just cry after the shows”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, I throw dog poop in people’s recycling all the time. Oh my gosh”

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Clips From TBTL #3174

Andrew: “A+ for enthusiasm, though”

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Andrew: “Grimli, the battle editor”

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Andrew: “Hold! Hold! Hold! Hold!”

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Andrew: “Is that how computers work?”

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Andrew: “It’s so hard to not list all my foibles… today”

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Andrew: “Luke and Phyllis know what a doofus I am”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna say it”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna say it… now more than ever. I am glad that we are gonna be taking phone calls”

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Andrew: “Now, you’ve made that promise to me before on things that I don’t think you truly deleted”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need a sneeze guard”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need a sneeze guard… Like, we’re gonna need a sneeze guard bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, you know… Legal likes to say yes to things. Of course!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait… Where–You don’t have the tickets? I thought you brought the tickets. What’s the phrase that pays?”

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Luke: “And, Legal killed it!”

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Luke: “Basketball’s back… baby!”

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Luke: “Burbled up”

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Luke: “Hi(gh), I met your mother”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna cut this man’s hair. I don’t wanna take his glory”

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Luke: “I don’t… know really how any of this works”

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Luke: “I just brought a gun to a nuke fight”

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Luke: “If you don’t believe in Jesus, you’re burning in Hell”

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Luke: “Oh, no. Really?”

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Luke: “They’re gonna hear… the, the sausage getting made and eaten”

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Luke: “Uh-oh”

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Luke and Andrew: “If we can get a raven… bringing a thumb drive… If you, if that thumb drive (Do not trust that) gets dropped in the parking lot, it is my lucky day”

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Luke and Andrew: “What was in that lemonade you made for me? It kinda smelled like almonds; (Uh-huh) that seemed weird (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3173

Andrew: “And, I am a goofball”

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Andrew: “And, I now just kiss her ass; and, we are, like… besties”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… You always know it’s gonna be a doozy of a show when I’m practicing what I’m gonna say in the shower… That’s never a good sign. That’s never, like, ‘Oh, things are good… Andrew’s thinking about what he’s gonna say on TBTL'”

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Andrew: “I believe that the Canadian Ottawa was named after the Australian Ottawa”

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Andrew: “I’m on team this lady”

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Andrew: “It’s strange in my brain-hole”

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Andrew: “Oh, one of them crazy Australian mooses [sic] again”

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Andrew: “Oh, things are good… Andrew’s thinking about what he’s gonna say on TBTL”

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Andrew: Saying “But, since Phyllis has already taken us in this direction” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “They have mooses [sic] in Australia?”

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Andrew: “You always know it’s gonna be a doozy of a show when I’m practicing what I’m gonna say in the shower”

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Andrew: “You pull reluctant laughs out of people is what, is what you do”

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Andrew and Luke: “I find myself getting into mental arguments… with, with various people, living and dead. No joke. I mean, specially, I am thinking of a relative… Wow. You’re arguing with ghosts!? I, Luke… I am! I am!”

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Luke: “And, I was so annoyed that he asked me to do that”

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Luke: “As a professional… podcast host, this is where I’m supposed to say something… meaningful… that really, kind of, helps bring this… part of this conversation to a close; and, gives everybody… some sense of hope… I have none of that; so, Andrew… go for it”

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Luke: “Hardcore moping”

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Luke: “Oh, shit. Now, I’m gonna have to fight an old lady”

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Luke: “Oh, shit. Now, I’m gonna have to fight an old lady… And, also, is that gonna be a vectoring?”

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Luke: “Snortamanium [ph]

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Luke: “They’s trying to say I was drunk. I had eight beers; and, I saw me a wolverine”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Getting your mope on”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “I don’t know nature so good”

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Phyllis Fletcher: “It’s… it’s… gotten very strange… up in, up in my brain… up in my brain-hole”

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Phyllis Fletcher: Snorting

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Phyllis Fletcher: “Why, I oughta!”

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Clips From TBTL #3172

Andrew: “And, I’ll tear your face off!”

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Andrew: “Can I show-and-tell a picture of a tick?”

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Andrew: “Can I skip ahead? I never skip ahead… I never skip ahead”

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Andrew: “Everything’s fucked”

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Andrew: “Hello, American men and the fairer sex”

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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle”

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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle. What’s a toyger?”

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Andrew: “Hey, hey, hey”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what to expect anymore, from me! Like, maybe you’ll just look at me and make a joke; and, I’ll tear your face off! I have no idea. Be careful… Keep me away from bath salts!”

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Andrew: “I just made the snort noise”

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Andrew: “I love… saying ‘toyger'”

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Andrew: “I need to get loose like that cable, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I quit… You know what? I quit. Can I get a job where I don’t talk into a microphone?”

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Andrew: “It makes it a little bit harder… to be a, a, you know, a chuckle monster on this show”

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Andrew: “It was me! I left my car running!”

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Andrew: “It was my Dan Le Batard time”

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Andrew: “It’s not the masks! I’m not making a statement about the efficacy of masks here; or, who’s wearing ’em and who’s not… I’m just talking about the, them as a, as a symbol and reminder that everything’s fucked”

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Andrew: “Keep me away from bath salts!”

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Andrew: “Let’s start off this day with a little Bill Cosby imitation from yours truly!”

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Andrew: “Love will… tear us apart… again”

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Andrew: “Luke, I just… thought of something… It’s… My mind made connections to this. Don’t worry about how or why. It’s gonna seem out of the blue; but… There’s no chance you can… bring Rudy next week, is there?”

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Andrew: “Oh, good. I’m glad my new catchphrase isn’t problematic at all. That’s what I love about it”

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Andrew: Saying “But, I wanna talk about the process” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “In this cattery”

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Andrew: Snorting quietly while Luke was talking

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Andrew: “Something, something, Luke something”

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Andrew: “Underwear, Mama!”

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Andrew: “Who is that? Are you looking it up? Oh, wait! Don’t look it up! Don’t look it up! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Why not toot a horn?”

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Andrew: “You don’t have to get buff, again?!”

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Luke: “A lot of Burbs and Walsh in your life next week”

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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey”

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Luke: “I’m Long Red… And, when you see something orange… I make the make most noise on piano”

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Luke: “No-no-no-no-no, no, no”

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Luke: Saying “Everything is just fucked” in a gravelly voice

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Luke: Saying “This kind of… a little bit of New Orleans in my voice?” in a gravelly voice

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Luke: “Squinch-by-squinched”

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Luke: “TBTL-a-thon XI: Burn it Down”

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Luke: “You have no idea how lucky you are that is an audio-only product”

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Luke: “You hocked up a few narlugas last week on the show”

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Luke: “Zatarain’s!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do I want this to be what controls the rocketship? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought that was the sound of you Googling it and bailing ne out of this nightmare. No. No. I’m not, I’m not… I’m not Googling it”

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Clips From TBTL #3171

Andrew: “As you wish”

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Andrew: “He’s so angry! He’s so angry!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Are there other shows? I don’t even know! This is how we do it”

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Andrew: “I think I just ran out of words!”

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Andrew: “I was… living in this imagination world”

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Andrew: “I was… living in this imagination world. What the hell?”

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Andrew: “I was… living in this imagination world. What the hell? We gotta wrap this damn show up. I think I just ran out of words!”

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Andrew: “Is Elon Tusk a character?”

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Andrew: Saying “And, they’re all gonna sound like this” in a quiet and sultry manner

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Andrew: “Sorry to be… finger-waggy”

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Andrew: “Sorry to be… finger-waggy. I didn’t like my tone there”

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Andrew: “What the hell?”

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Andrew: “Who do you think you are? I am!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you’re right. That is a very thin overlap in the Venn diagram”

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Andrew: “Yesterday, we heard that fascinating story from listener… I’ll get there. Hold on”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gotcha… Oh! Gotcha! (Now) I say ‘Gotcha’ a lot, I think”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sultry Saturdays… with (Mmm-hmm) Sandrew”

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Luke: “Because, I had been basically making out with the windscreen… Ooh!”

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Luke: “Joe… Pesci and Paris Hilton!!!”

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Luke: “Sultry Saturdays with Sandrew. Now, it’s time for songs we’re suckers for”

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Luke: “Today’s the day, you guys… May 27th… This is the day my allergies kick in”

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Luke: “What the eff!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, there’s no… there’s no prankin’… an Elon Tusk”

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Luke: “You gotta eat that microphone”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I had been basically making out with the windscreen… Ooh! Could that be a second segment on Sultry Saturdays with Sandrew? (You are so thirsty to be on my new show!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “From the… boudoir… in the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat… I’m Andrew in a satin robe… I am Sultry (Oh, no!) Saturdays with Sandrew in a satin robe… eating strawberries (That’s true) dipped in chocolate”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle! Hey, Gorgle!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to Sultry Saturdays with Sandrew; where, you can leave your hat on. Or, take it off. (Or not) Honestly. Whatever”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can take your hat off! (I hate that song so much) I don’t know who… that is”

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