Clips From TBTL #3164

Andrew: “And, nobody heard it!!”

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Andrew: “Boom. There it is”

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Andrew: “But, I just don’t do that!”

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Andrew: “I gotta be honest, Luke. I don’t… listen all that closely when you’re doing the talking”

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Andrew: “I just burped and cleared my throat. And, nobody heard it!!”

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Andrew: “I think I just heard the garbage truck, if there is a God”

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Andrew: “I want you to know that my… microphone was muted right there; and, I just burped and cleared my throat. And, nobody heard it!! Cuz, that’s how I operate”

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Andrew: “I’m just frustrated”

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Andrew: “It is… fantastic!”

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Andrew: “Lose the Doogie… Lose the Doogie”

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Andrew: Making a so-called death rattle sound

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Andrew: “That doesn’t sound great”

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Andrew: “We made tacos the other night. Some, some decent… tacos. Not garbage tacos like you’d get, Luke”

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Andrew: “You know what? Turns out, I do have more to say on this”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, you could bludgeon somebody. You could literally bludgeon somebody… (Eugh) with the summer sausage”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll eat my words (Yes) and I’ll eat that phlegm. Eww”

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Luke: “Baking soda. I got baking soda”

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Luke: “Do not use Nahko and Medicine for the People if you’re allergic to Nahko and Medicine for the People”

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Luke: “He’s falling into the Venus flytrap… of… boringness that is this show”

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Luke: “It’s the scandal that brought down the Papa of Podcasting”

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Luke: “No, that’s really well said, Andrew… For once”

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Luke: “That’s right… it’s gonna be a real sweat lodge in here”

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Clips From TBTL #3163

Andrew: “A lot of those lines are fuzzy now”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… Are you… open to some notes?”

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Andrew: “I was rip…shit!”

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Andrew: “I’ll pay attention more the next time”

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Andrew: “I’m just making this so un-fun right now. Goddamnit”

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Andrew: “Like, I wanna make sure that we’re not hunting people on TBTL”

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Andrew: “Tell me again about the Mariners, Luke. Tell me again”

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Andrew: “The real Andrew Walsh’s bushes are a space that I would prefer not to play in right now”

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Andrew: “This Andrew Walsh really does sound special”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I getting excited for?”

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Luke: “The hunt for Andrew Walsh begins today!”

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Luke: “We all fart, bro”

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Luke: “You… gotta be beeping me!”

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Clips From TBTL #3162

Andrew: “Am I bugging you? Don’t mean to bug ya”

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Andrew: “Are you beepin’ me!?”

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Andrew: “As God made us”

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Andrew: “Doors close. Fade to black”

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Andrew: “Fucks with other birds’ eggs”

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Andrew: Getting mentioned for responding to Luke’s tweet with the Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme

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Andrew: “He just puts the bins in the boot and he takes ’em… to the…”

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Andrew: “I think we’re going to be using some systems on the backend”

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Andrew: “I wear a sign… It’s sad!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. I’m now abusing the Blursdays”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, guys… Hey, hivemind… What kind of software should I get?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, Paul. We’re just taking the piss; because, we’re chuffed”

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Andrew: “The Blursdays are coming! The Blursdays are coming!”

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Andrew: “Today… yesterday… when they didn’t pick up my garbage. Tomorrow… this is… The Daily”

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Andrew: “What were the tensions? Tell… tell me”

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Andrew: “Wow, that sounds like a lotta work. Let’s not do that”

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Luke: “Done and… done… brother!”

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Luke: “It’s shameless and cheap; and, I’m, I make no apologies”

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Luke: “My Twitter feed has devolved into just… videos of the dog. It’s the only thing on there… And, it’s shameless and cheap; and, I’m, I make no apologies”

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Luke: “Now, that I’m older and uglier”

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Luke: Saying “I love that quote!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That’s right, baby… TBTL is Mystery Solvers”

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Clips From TBTL #3161

While Luke and Andrew were talking and playing songs in the style of Sufjan Stevens, Luke tried to sing the differences between the original bass line of Queen’s “Under Pressure” and Vanilla Ice’s totally different bass line [ed: where’s the snark tag when we need it?] used in “Ice Ice Baby”.

Luke: Singing the bass line of either Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” or Queen’s “Under Pressure”

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Luke: Singing the bass line of either Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” or Queen’s “Under Pressure” #2

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I created a mashup of the two versions that Luke sung, tweaked it so that both tracks had the notes hit at nearly the same time and blended the two as a stereo track.

Luke: Queen vs Vanilla Ice-ish

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Andrew: “Actually, you want me to look at all endings?”

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Andrew: “Boy, that was a weird lisp thing I just did”

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Andrew: Getting mentioned for picking up and transferring the RadioFreeWalsh.com domain to Andrew

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Andrew: “Healthily marry up”

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Andrew: “I’ll cut you”

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Andrew: “It’s not in an intimate place at all”

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Andrew: “Saturday the Sixthth [sic]

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Andrew: Spraying sound

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Andrew: “That’s the Disposable Media way, Luke! Are Disposable Media man?”

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Andrew: “That’s why we’re doing this!”

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Andrew: “The stakes a little bit higher with your noggin”

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Andrew: “Theatre!!”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh! No you di’nt”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it’s the executive shit”

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Andrew: “You’re not getting it!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, punk… ya feeling lucky? (Wow) Fill out this (Man!) Dazzling Donor form”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is the energy I’m gonna bring to that… So, you’ll wanna be there for that (Oh my God)”

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Luke: “(Two bros) Quarantined up”

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Luke: “But, what the hell does that have to do with me!?”

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Luke: “Cool”

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Luke: “Honestly, a rash on your ClickHole is the grossest”

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Luke: “I gotta do all of those!”

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Luke: “I’ll, I’ll mess with some Pokémon”

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Luke: “Someone finally crossed the street… for old Burbs… I felt very seen out there today”

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Luke: “The FBI, baby!”

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Luke: “The more intimate the location, obviously, the more embarrassing the rash”

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Luke: Whistling a portion of Scorpions’ “Wind of Change”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to bathe me too during… (Wow!) the ‘thon”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think we should cut each other’s hair… I’ll cut you”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “It’s a block… house!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t get the show! Yes! You don’t get the show!”

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Clips From TBTL #3160

Andrew: “Click-click-click-click-click!”

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Andrew: “Good grief. Get to it!”

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Andrew: “He’s a dazzling donor! Technically, I can’t… can’t take issue with that; so, I don’t”

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Andrew: “I come back into my studio… It stinks in here… You know what it stinks like? Me… It stinks like me in here, Luke… It’s terrible!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… I’m in too deep”

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Andrew: “I’m not great at faking it”

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Andrew: “It ain’t me, babe… It ain’t me you’re looking for”

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Andrew: “It stinks in here… You know what it stinks like? Me”

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Andrew: “It’s about balance. It’s about poise. It’s about self-confidence”

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Andrew: “My guess is, I become better smelling as an old man”

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Andrew: Quiet “What’s wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “She’s got this FOMO shit going on”

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Andrew: Singing “ELN! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh”

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Andrew: “Theo… is a bold, brash cat”

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Andrew: “Uhh! This doesn’t hit me the way it used to”

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Andrew: “Whatever the… shit that is”

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Andrew: “Why are we doing this? Why do I keep on doubling down on this topic?”

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Andrew: “Write it down!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not just about strength. It’s about balance. It’s about poise. It’s about self-confidence. It’s about all these things that (Okay) I’ve heard about”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, we (Right) couldn’t figure out where it came from. Why that was living inside her this whole time and why it came out now; but, it was… fucking wonderful!”

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Luke: “He trolled me… He got into my heart… and, then, he kicked me in my heart’s ball sack!”

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Luke: “I guess it goes: verse, chorus, verse, chorus?”

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Luke: “I have pulled off the bamboozle to end all bamboozles”

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Luke: “I have pulled off the bamboozle to end all bamboozles, and I will be inducted into the bamboozle Hall of Fame”

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Luke: “My fingers are shaking. My wegs [sic] are shaking. I don’t know how to play guitar. I barely knew… how to play guitar… when I knew how to play guitar”

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Luke: “Ooh, this shit be hittin’ different”

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Luke: Reading EveryoneLovesNudez’s reddit post exposing their bamboozling Seattle Seahawks fans

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “Stand by your jams”

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Luke: “Verse, chorus, verse, chorus?”

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Luke: “You get the show!”

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Clips From TBTL #3159

Andrew: “Age of Lower Back Pain”

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Andrew: “Bad boy, bad boy. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Boy… I shoulda been a poet”

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Andrew: “But, I swear to God. This is not a spoof, Luke… This is the truth”

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Andrew: “Don’t… praise… the machine!”

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Andrew: “I can’t hold two ideas in my head at the same time”

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Andrew: “I mean, sadly, parts of our culture are gonna end up, like… detritus left… by an iceberg as it, kind of, plowed through our society”

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Andrew: “I mean, sadly, parts of our culture are gonna end up, like… detritus left… by an iceberg as it, kind of, plowed through our society. Boy… I shoulda been a poet”

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Andrew: “I sent you photos of a rash”

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Andrew: “I’ll sleep well that night”

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Andrew: “I’m a bit of a bed-wetter; so, you’re gonna want to bring an umbrella”

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Andrew: “If I ever write a takedown piece of his… a takedown piece about him, I’m gonna call it ‘The Plotz Against America'”

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Andrew: “Now, I get the meme!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m a funny guy!”

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Andrew: Saying “Time to scram, Scoob!” as Shaggy

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Andrew: “She’s a professional. She sees this stuff all the time”

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Andrew: “Ten years from now, I might be cuddling with one of these”

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Andrew: “Welcome to my world”

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Andrew: “What are we… doing with our lives!?”

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Andrew: “Wow! There’s, there’s a lot”

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Andrew: “You know what is amazing to me? How… dumb I am”

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Andrew: “You really need a dog, man”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bad boy, bad boy. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… (Oh, in the background?) Bad boy, bad boy… Boys will be boys… Bad boy, bad boy”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Bad boy… bad boy… Boys will be boys. Bad boy… bad boy”

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Luke: “Am I pretty, Mama? Am I pretty now?”

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Luke: “I’m sure we’ve got some… some Down-heads out there. What, are you, are you guys System-heads? Are you Down-heads? Are you Serj-heads?”

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Luke: Singing “Boys will be boys. Boy bye… boy bye”

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Luke: Singing “Wake up! Something, something, put away your makeup!”

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Luke: Singing “Wake up! X Æ A-12, makeup!”

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Luke: Singing “Wake up! X Æ A-12, makeup!” #2

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Luke: “We couldn’t be the ‘bad boy of public radio’ without you”

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Luke: “When I lie on national TV, I like it to be intentional”

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Luke: “You have an… innate sense for that kind of catty drama”

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Luke and Andrew: “Bad, bad, bad, bad boys. They make me feel so good (I think it’s ‘boys,’ yeah) Boys… boys will be boys. Bad boys, bad boys (Boys will be boys)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re not gonna do our normal make-out session before bed… Hmm”

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