Clips From TBTL #3152

Andrew: “A screening of Julien Donkey-Boy”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Get at me, Kim!”

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Andrew: “How did I get on this topic?”

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Andrew: “I was, like, trying to… was trying to unclog something”

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Andrew: “I’m an ‘L'”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna… risk my soul for that”

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Andrew: “It just breaks my brain, bow ties and taxes”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna wear a tie…!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Well, you don’t know. You don’t do it”

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Andrew: “Well, you know how letters go… There’s twenty-four others”

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Andrew: “Why are the lips on the forehead?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew playing a drop of them improvising the TBTL Breaking News drop and getting mentioned

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned regarding who has TBTL vanity plates in Oregon [ed: For the record, my vanity plate is in fact Doctor Who related]

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Andrew and Luke: There are a lot of Andrew Walshes on unclaimed money websites

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Andrew and Luke: “This, this is getting weird… This is getting… (Okay) damn weird”

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Luke: “I’m not handling this well”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a lightsaber activating

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Luke: Saying “Hey; but, I don’t do that!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “I… don’t give a care about your sister… Cuz, I”

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Luke: Singing “You find a tender ‘rona… It’s a very special virus”

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Luke: “That’s not where that goes!”

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Luke: “Tompa throwing to Gronka”

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Luke and Andrew: “In Soviet Russia, library owes you fine! In Chicago, Illinois… library owes you!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The dog call is coming from inside podcast. The call is coming from inside the dog! Eww”

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Clips From TBTL #3151

Andrew: “Bowel!”

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Andrew: “Claim what’s yours, dummies!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke. I have a, I have a real conundrum here”

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Andrew: “How about that!?”

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Andrew: “I am… beside myself with disappointment, a little bit of anger, and a lot of disgust right now”

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Andrew: “It was you! It was you”

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Andrew: “It’s my money and I want it now!”

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Andrew: “Nosegrind!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot! How do I forget this damn thing everyday?”

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Andrew: Singing “I like a man with a slow pay”

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Andrew: “When my butt hurts, I will get up, I will wander around a little bit”

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Andrew: “Yes, Professor Pastor”

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Andrew: “You’re sitting on the ground; your ass hurts”

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Luke: “Damn, girl. You got some cute kids”

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Luke: “I got a bunch of do-re-mi in here”

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Luke: “KISS… Keep It Simple, Stupids”

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Luke: “Well, shit… How y’all doin’?”

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Luke: “You little trollop”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pasqually Pieplate is the name… (Mmm-hmm) of the chef in Chuck E. Cheese!!!”

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Clips From TBTL #3150

Andrew: “Do you know that I’m proud of myself? This is a ridiculous thing to be proud of”

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Andrew: “How about that!?”

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Andrew: “My memory is so bad!”

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Andrew: “Oh… absolutely! But, it will be… real dirty”

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Andrew: “So that the tip of your knife is up by the booty”

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Andrew: “That booty is keeping everything together”

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Andrew: “The tip of the knife is up by the booty; and, you’re keeping the booty’s keeping everything together”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m no Roy Donk”

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Andrew: “Would you enjoy chomping into a strawberry? Would ya eat a bunch of grapes?”

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Andrew: “You like it better than the butt”

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Listeners Avi and Marissa: Singing “We Got to Give People Their Space”

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Luke: “I’m just eating whatever the bleep I want”

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Luke: Singing “I lay tae ate… eigh(t) apels an(d) bay-nay-nays [ph]

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Luke: Singing “I like to eat… eight apples and bananas”

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Luke: Singing lyrics to Björk’s “Human Behaviour” to the theme of NPR’s On Point

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Luke: “What the actual heck?”

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Luke: “Why does everything have to be so rock and rolled up?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lotta booty talk? Lotta onion booties in there”

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Luke and Andrew: The butt, the root, the ass and the booty of the onion

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Clips From TBTL #3149

Andrew: Andrew played Roddy Ricch’s “The Box”, thought Luke was making the “Eeee-oooo!” sound and said “I thought that was you! I thought that was you!”

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Andrew: “Arrrrgh!!”

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Andrew: “Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!”

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Andrew: “I was going out of my mind last week”

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Andrew: “It’s the visual manifestation of derp”

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Andrew: “Like, mistakes were made”

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Andrew: “Mmm, let’s not be rash”

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Andrew: “Parkay!”

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Andrew: “Retire on a Wednesday, goddamnit”

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Andrew: “Robot kids are so meta”

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Andrew: Saying “Refrigerator! I will take your butter!” as Butterboy

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Andrew: Singing “Like a corn dog millionaire”

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Andrew: “This is a weird show”

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Andrew: “We mighta missed our… chance to blow”

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Andrew: “Whoa! This is… so… You know what?! Robot kids are so meta”

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Andrew: “You can’t be a Hefty boy”

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Andrew and Luke: “I indented each joke! Look at the indentation on that! You did that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wimpy! Wimpy! Wimpy! Hefty! Hefty! Hefty! (Hefty, Hefty)”

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Luke: “Be fruitful and multiply”

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Luke: “Eeee-oooo!”

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Luke: “Eeee-oooo! Eeee-oooo!”

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Luke: “Hit me! I need the money”

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Luke: “Jawboning”

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Luke: Singing “You live in Bothell forever now… because, it is a lifetime”

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Luke: “What are you looking at, Burbs?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I will also say… there are people who aren’t doing it right! (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I promise, that is the last rash talk… for, at least… let’s see, today’s three-thousand, one-forty-nine… for a hundred shows. For you, Nicole. (Mmm…) No rash talk for a hundred shows. Let’s not be rash”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lemme… (Yep) turn off the Doog”

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Clips From TBTL #3148

As part of the Dazzling Donor portion of the show, Luke played a clip of Jen “Flash” Andrews singing a summary of “Bluebeard’s Castle” that came from the first hour of the show that aired on March 9, 2009. Below is the clip from the original show

Jen: Singing a summary of “Bluebeard’s Castle”

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Andrew: “Ahoy hoy”

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Andrew: “And, then, it fucking tears. Sorry. Tears up the floor!”

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Andrew: “I always take a bad name and make it worse”

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Andrew: “I believe all of you?”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch the news; because, I’m a kid”

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Andrew: “I feel happy of myself”

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Andrew: “I like turtles”

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Andrew: “I love Jesus; but, I drink a lil’l… [sic] Pardon me… if I may… I love Jesus; but, I drink a little”

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Andrew: “I was too busy mmm-blocking out the haters”

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Andrew: “Is it sexy sax music or is it saxy sex music, is the question”

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Andrew: “It does make me sad to know that Jen just killed Ciscoe Morris”

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Andrew: “It does not bother me”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna be Marsupial Gurgle versus… ‘Oh, explicit. Ooh’… Are you happy, Linh?”

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Andrew: “Mmm-deleted out the losers”

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Andrew: “My go-to is Chub Brothers”

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Andrew: “Pudge! I always say ‘Chub'”

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Andrew: Singing “Take a bad name… and make it grosser”

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Andrew: “That’s a weird pick for your Music for Your Weekend; but… you blew it”

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Andrew: “Three-dimensional… obesity”

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Andrew: “We need to flush the Walshian out of this. I want the drop to be something that is not me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hi, Luke. Let’s not talk about that shit (Hi)”

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Luke: “And, please remember: No mountain too hall… No mountain too hall”

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Luke: “Burbs… You have a cough button. What were–what are you doing?”

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Luke: “Deleted out the losers”

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Luke: “Fine! You’re no fun, Andrew”

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Luke: “Half-erect pizza”

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Luke: “Hey, now. Hey, now. Hey, now”

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Luke: “It was, like, the ultimate… zit popping”

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Luke: “Just let the light inside, Andrew”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of puncturing a coolant line in a refrigerator

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Luke: “This is a bad idea… This is a bad idea… This is a bad idea… This is a bad idea”

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Luke: “Uhhh… Uhhm… Mmm”

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Luke: “Walsh, I wanna shake you down”

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Luke: “You Blu It!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Deleted out the losers. Mmm-deleted out the losers”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for correcting the record on the name of the drop in which Andrew says “Oh, ‘Explicit’! Ooooh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too hall… And, good luck to y’all!”

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Clips From TBTL #3147

Andrew: “And what was staring at me but that sweet, sweet soup”

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Andrew: “And, now, I had all these sweet, sweet bones”

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Andrew: “Everything I do, I do through Google”

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Andrew: “God, I really wanted that to sound natural; and… it really didn’t”

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Andrew: “I can’t… throw away a carcass anymore!”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a power out for this; so, whatever!”

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Andrew: “I’m getting stigmata over here!”

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Andrew: “I’m having a realization here, Luke… I hate it. I hate it when I find myself in situations like this!”

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Andrew: “It’s definitely Goofy related! Do you think I’m moving off of Goofy that quickly?”

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Andrew: “It’s that guy from the thing, you know, the thing I’m talking about. Yes, you do… It’s the show inside the guy’s head”

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Andrew: “No… Jesus, no!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sup… y’all”

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Andrew: “The other day, I made a beautiful, beautiful… chicken”

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Andrew: “What the hell… is going on!?”

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Andrew: “Wow… Good job. You know what? You are a hero”

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Andrew: “Yeah, the bone collector. That’s me”

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Andrew and Luke: Blursday message

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Andrew and Luke: “I was gonna say we have a heavy flow; so, I actually think I was restrained (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, (When…) God! I gotta stop talking about bones! (you find a stranger in the Alps)”

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Luke: “Baby Shark… Doot-doo-doo-doot-doo-doo”

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Luke: “Drop some y’alls”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna have unprotected… conversations with this website”

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Luke: “Oh, hey, old friend”

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Luke: “On top of old Smokey, all covered with cheese… I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed”

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Luke: Saying “Breakfast soup. Breakfast soup” as Goofy

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Luke: Saying “I like doing the show” in a funny voice

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Luke: Saying “It stinks!” as Jay Sherman

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Luke: Singing “Corn dog millionaire”

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Luke: Singing “Do your ears hang low? Could you tie them in a knot? Could you tie them in a bow?”

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Luke: “Tell ’em the bone collector sent ya”

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Luke and Andrew: “Breakfast soup. Yep. Breakfast soup”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “On Top of Spaghetti” and Andrew reacting to it

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “It rolled off the table and on to the floor… And, that’s (And, then my poor meatball rolled out the…) my poor meatball, rolled out… right out the door (Right out the backdoor?)”

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