Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Because, I have some sort of weird rash on one of my legs; and, I hoping that the air will help it”

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Andrew: “Do you live in a boat or a Waffle House?”

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Andrew: “Don’t forget your booties”

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Andrew: “I blame the editors. I blame the editors”

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Andrew: “I don’t believe any of those balls were coming from the wrong angle”

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Andrew: “I don’t need you in my life”

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Andrew: “I knew at some point I’d get into some dumbass video game or something”

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Andrew: “I know something about jealousy, babe”

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Andrew: “I know something about jealousy, babe; because, people have been jealous of me my whole life”

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Andrew: Making air guitar sounds

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Andrew: Meowing along with the Game of Thrones theme song played on a recorder

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Andrew: “Nothing But Air: The Andrew Walsh Basketball Story”

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Andrew: “Okay, campers! Rise and shine! And, don’t forget your booties”

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Andrew: Saying “Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Singing “Adelaide”

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Andrew: “Stop doing your stuff!”

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Andrew: “That was bad”

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Andrew: “The air and the hair down there”

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Andrew: “Ugh!! I don’t wanna look at a Zoom screen right now!”

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Andrew: “Was it fun?”

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Andrew: “You’re hired!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I need to know which rat king I’m supposed to suck up to (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, campers! Rise and shine! And, don’t forget your booties; cuz, it is cold out there today! (Brrr!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re not in your underwear… I’m in my underwear, Andrew (Goddamnit!)”

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Luke: “I just had a strong, strong groundhogian… feeling”

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Luke: “Little baby buggy with big rubber baby buggy bumpers”

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Luke: Making air guitar sounds

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Luke: “NBN, baby… Nothing but nylon”

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Luke: Saying “Scoobie doobie doo on guitar, playing along of this song, about his son’s sadness” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: “The other thing that happened was nice was… Well… I actually don’t know if it was nice, Andrew. I’m… I’m very in my head about this; which is, very typical of me”

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Luke: “You rock with the social distancing!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke refers to a line from Fleetwood Mac’s “Second Hand News” and it is very upsetting to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: “We had a visitor yesterday; which… Whoa! That’s illegal… I’m calling the cops”

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Luke and Andrew: “WTF, WWE (Yeah… Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Andrewke? [ph]“

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Andrew: “Are there tiny people in my mattress or not!?”

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Andrew: “Dark, plague-related lyrics”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… I… started ironing napkins last night”

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Andrew: “Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I hope this is baking flour coming outta here”

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Andrew: “I know you won’t do this”

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Andrew: “I’m not a yeller”

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Andrew: “I’m sure I mumbled something!”

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Andrew: “Mild takes on minutiae”

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Andrew: “Okay. You’ve just kind of stopped and you’re panting?”

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Andrew: “One time I had to shovel poop out of a parking lot”

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Andrew: “Party napkins suck”

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Andrew: “So, if I sound finger-waggy here”

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Andrew: “Suck it, Siegel [sic]“

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Andrew: “That was his truth and he spoke it. And, I apologize”

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Andrew: “What you heard was… me almost bring it up, and then not wanna bring it up; but, then, I had brought it up. So, I threw it out there”

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Luke: “And, I even weed-whacked”

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Luke: “Converted Gunkhole t-shirt over his face”

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Luke: “I bring high brow takes on horses; while, you bring… mild takes on minutiae”

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Luke: “Now, this is gonna probably be too loud and too specific”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna talk, tomorrow, about… the song ‘Hey Jude’… which, is on everybody’s mind, Andrew… Okay. Okay, Inskeep”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Windsors? I’m bringing ev–No… Dude!”

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Andrew: “All roads lead to AM sports radio talk”

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Andrew: “How are we all… Zooming?”

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Andrew: “How much can I tell without getting in trouble?”

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Andrew: “I blew your brain the other day”

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Andrew: “I don’t feel lonely”

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Andrew: “I like a big hot dog and a small bun”

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Andrew: “I like a big hot dog and a small bun. I want a lotta meat”

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Andrew: “I thought it was a stand-off… Anyway, I… Well, it was a stand-off once he lost his leg… Ohh… What am I even talking about? Did that make sense?”

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Andrew: Imitating the series of sounds that Luke made when he sat in a bathtub full of ice water

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Andrew: Mentioning the Marsupial Gurgle site while talking about Luke’s various music mixes he created with the Marsupial Gurgle sound

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Andrew: “Never forget… Tompa Bay”

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Andrew: “Now, I ain’t getting shit”

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Andrew: “Randomly grab this one, randomly grab that one. I’d get a little cha-ching in my, in my account”

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Andrew: Singing “And now I make them laugh!”

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Andrew: Singing “Chrome River”

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Andrew: “So, I don’t wanna seem super thirsty here”

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Andrew: “This sounds like a… like an asshole thing to say; and, I don’t mean it that way”

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Andrew: “To the family… Ding… Who shows that they’re better than everyone else. Ding. By exercising in your front yard during all of this. Ding”

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Andrew: “Whether or not you’re eating because you’re legit hungry or just because you wanna put something in your face”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. I have some great news for you and for me. Oh, good. And, some terrible news… for the listeners”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought it was a stand-off… Anyway, I… Well, it was a stand-off once he lost his leg… Ohh… What am I even talking about? Did that make sense? I don’t. Sorry. Are you… I’m just leaving you an edit point (I know)”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Chrome River… My huckleberry friend”

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Luke: “Andrew, please don’t cut that part out. I’m a Dazzling Donor… and I paid for this”

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Luke: “Before morning on Monday, I shall have slain the Chrome River dragon”

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Luke: Hand slap and saying “Nailed it”

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Luke: “I don’t really know… what parts of the brain are connected to the other parts”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna get too specific… or too loud, Andrew”

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Luke: “La Leyenda de Bigote Burbo”

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Luke: “Oh, Tesh, oh, Tesh, oh, Tesh!”

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Luke: Saying “I say, I say… I, I, I say” as Foghorn Leghorn

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Luke: Saying “Nailed it” and hand slap

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Luke: Singing “My huckleberry friend”

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Luke: “Vacuum Man is back!”

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Luke: “Welcome, everybody, to the Lukie Mac Show”

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Luke: “Ya’ll never make it!”

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Andrew: “Agent!! Agent!!!”

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Andrew: “Aw, crap. I got nothin'”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Brother-daddy loves leather”

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Andrew: “But, I did get sucked into this!”

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Andrew: “Clink!”

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Andrew: “Comcast sucks!”

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Andrew: “Do you slabjack your gunkhole?”

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Andrew: “Eww! This is a scar”

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Andrew: “Get outta my, get outta my head, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I do not like using Twitter as a complaining ground”

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Andrew: “I remember people doing it”

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Andrew: “Is it… brother-daddy?”

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Andrew: “It’s turtles all the way down. It is so great. I love that shit so much”

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Andrew: “Promo code TBTLDADDY”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m entertaining” in a low energy manner

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Andrew: “Slabjacking your gunkhole?”

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Andrew: Speaking as if he was super low energy

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Andrew: “This is a… bad idea”

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Andrew: “You e-mail them to me. I don’t print them out; because, I’m not a monster”

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Andrew: “You know me. I’m not a hippy-dippy person”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know you know what I’m talking about… (Mmm-hmm!) Well, (Yeah!) shit!”

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Luke: “Bruh… Like, there’s a way better way to do this”

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Luke: Cute chuckle

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Luke: “Deleting tweets is my whole brand”

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Luke: “God bless that eskimo”

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Luke: “Human. Human. Agent”

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Luke: “I’m a delicate flower now”

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Luke: Whispering “But, you don’t know you’re a bot!”

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Andrew: “Are we ready to rock? Deedle-deedle-deedle-dee”

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Andrew: “Because, you’re right. There’s a… very good possibility that Jeff Tweedy doesn’t even know who John Prine is”

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Andrew: “Bruce Dern and The ‘Burbs”

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Andrew: “But, I never really got into the John Prine-iverse, for whatever reason”

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Andrew: “Damn!!”

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Andrew: “Get back in the Ak!”

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Andrew: “Have you seen ‘The ‘Burbs’?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know about you”

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Andrew: “I have a bad brain”

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Andrew: “I have zero discipline in my life. Zero”

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Andrew: “I mean, listen, you don’t need advice from me on this”

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Andrew: “I think I was too… Andrew-y”

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Andrew: “I think this takes the piss”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna go directly after somebody right here”

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Andrew: “Jack Black! Jack Black, Jack Black! Jack Black!”

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Andrew: “Look at me! I’m waving. Look at me!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh… paywall”

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Andrew: “Oooh!”

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Andrew: “The, the troof [ph] of, the troof [ph] of the matter is”

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Andrew: “This guy should be in movies!”

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Andrew: “This is such… such… a boring and Andrew place to take this conversation; but, I have to ask you something”

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Andrew: “We’ll charm the lights off for ya”

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Andrew: “Why? Why? Why?”

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Andrew: “Why are you pushing your lapel into my face?”

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Andrew: “Why would I say that?”

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Andrew: “Yakkity Yak… Get back to the Ak”

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Andrew: “You think I’m waking up before 8:30? No way. I… I have zero discipline in my life. Zero”

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Luke: “Everyone’s moving to the Ak!”

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Luke: “I gotta re-enter the Prine-iverse”

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Luke: “I was a bad person… I was very selfish”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did I do that, Andrew? I’ll be honest with ya… I don’t remember you doing that”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “I could write a song for John. I could write a verse for that song, John” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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