Clips From TBTL #3066

Andrew: “Boy, our town is poppin’, man!”

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Andrew: “Damn, this is a good salad!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care if we’re wearing the same dress. I am going to town on these red velvet cupcakes”

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Andrew: “I had diarrhea… watching that scene… Eew”

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Andrew: “I’m a texture boy”

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Andrew: “I’m such a Jennifer”

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Andrew: “Lirty, lirty, look who’s flirty”

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Andrew: “Lordy, lordy, look who’s flirty”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I’m eating raw fish! Uahh!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’m so hungry”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Aging is great”

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Andrew: “Ooooh!”

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Andrew: “Sounds sexy!”

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Andrew: “That’s too, too spicy of a lifestyle for me”

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Andrew: “You can feel the desperation! You can smell it on me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Annie, are you okay… Answer these ten questions and we’ll tell you if you’re a smooth criminal”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you thought about… (Try to xercise more) maybe stop being an asshole?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, obviously, toe ring… No, don’t put that! Ooh!”

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Luke: “Ah, yes… The chill in the air… The crack of the bat… The Winter Games are here”

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Luke: “I won the ice cream snarfing contest with these two hogs”

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Luke: Mimicking the “Uh-oh!” drop

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Luke: “No, doi!”

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Luke: “What’s in my muffin!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I put in… chicken tikka masala for you; because, I’m doing (Okay) the game right, Andrew. (Aw, damnit! That pisses me off)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m going with black and gold. I’m gonna be fierce. I’m living más… (Mmm-hmm) I’m getting my groove back. Steelers fan. I’m doing all of the things”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading out the full URL for the quiz that they will be playing on the show

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Luke and Andrew: “You never do that for me. Nope”

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Clips From TBTL #3065

Andrew: “But, I, I really do hate… New Year’s Eve”

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Andrew: “Everything is coming full circle!!”

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Andrew: “Heathcliff, you got the Shine!”

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Andrew: “I thunk it was”

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Andrew: “I’m typing ‘think’ and it keeps turning into ‘thunk’… I’m like, ‘Really?'”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “There are several songs that, like… once they’re in my head, they all get mooshed together”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not trying to sharpshoot you. It’s your story. It’s a fine story. It’s a beautiful story (Well… I thank you, Shatner)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s New Year’s Eve! Hey! Whoo! (…) Yeah!”

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Luke: “Come over here, girl”

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Luke: “Huh… ah oh, oh ah oh… ah uh… Huh oh ah… ah oh, oh ah oh uh uh”

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Luke: “I’m gonna wipe you down ’til I wear you out”

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Luke: “I’m learnding”

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Luke: Singing “Heathcliff… no one should terrorize the neighborhood” to the 8-bit version of the Olympics theme

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Luke: Singing “I don’t see nothing wrong… with wiping you down”

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Luke: Singing “Mixing with the ladies man… Being charming, debonair”

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Luke: Singing “You should realize he can win it with you! Bing!”

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Luke: Singing a few notes from the Heathcliff theme song

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Luke: Singing a line from the Heathcliff theme song and the accompanying instrumentation

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Luke: “Some cats just shine!”

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Luke: “The Thunk of 40,000 Years?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, this–this episode really ended with a thunk… It certainly did”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is he smacking it up, flipping, and rubbing it down? Oh, no. I need a body bag? Maybe we should get outta here… Ha-ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The good news is that we’ll definitely be able to play this game tomorrow, (Oh, no!) if we go one question per episode. Oh, yes! I think what you meant to say was, ‘Oh, yes!’ We are not gonna have any listeners”

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Clips From TBTL #3064

Andrew: “Gosh darn it; I am not doing any more work on those shows”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’ll just tell you the damn story now “

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Andrew: “I thought I was gonna be able to play the Heathcliff theme song… How is it not… Heathcliff theme song”

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Andrew: “It was like drunk MMA”

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Andrew: “Oh, Marmaduke. You big, fat, lazy dog”

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Andrew: “This is… the dumbest frickin’ quiz you can possible imagine”

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Andrew: “Wait. What? Luke, are you still there?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. It’s… she… Every… every two years… I, I get to hear that rant… quite a bit”

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Andrew and Luke: “Happy holidays! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing and snickering

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Luke: “I mean, other than me yelling, ‘You bleed for me’ and ‘I’m leaving in an Audi’… which, I’ll never live down”

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Luke: “I was kind of in a… Andrew land… a little bit with that”

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Luke: “Oh… the pageantry… the pomp… the circumstance… the bits, all eight of them”

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Luke: “Peek-a-boo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, a fight I wasn’t involved in. (Yeah) It’s good to hear”

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Clips From TBTL #3063

Andrew: “Big, construction dump truck-y kinda things”

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Andrew: “How are you not a libertarian!?”

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Andrew: “It’s so bad; I can’t wait!”

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Andrew: “Two incredible people, one common law”

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Andrew: “You didn’t get down on your knees and… kiss Luke’s ring?”

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Andrew: “You know what? This is one… that I didn’t think… about… you, Genevieve”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m laughing thinking about Monday’s show. I will fight you… I will absolutely fight you”

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Camaro Kev: Singing “Merry, happy holidays! New Year’s, what-not”

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Genevieve Haas: “And, then, no one fucks with me”

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Genevieve Haas: “But, you’re gonna fucking love this answer”

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Genevieve Haas: “Well, we’ve never seen this before”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “You guys better catch up; cuz, I… do not want to get married today. Oh, yeah!”

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Luke: “And, I wanna say, Kevin, I love all of your stories”

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Luke: “Boats are so last year for me”

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Luke: “Didn’t… somebody named–Didn’t somebody named [bleeped] poop in the woods?”

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Luke: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Luke: “I wanna make another B’Owl joke; but, I won’t”

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Luke: “Or some crazy-ass shit”

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Luke: “What the fuck”

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Luke: “You gotta hit it with a stick!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Aw, the innocence of a child… (Yeah) The innocence of a forty-three year old child (Yes)”

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Clips From TBTL #3062

Andrew: “Boom. I got paid. I’m a host now”

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Andrew: “How did I screw that up!?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… it was a nightmare”

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Camaro Kev: “What up, Slick?”

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Luke: “It’s taken me much longer… to really… just be that mean to people”

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Luke: Making a time clock punching in sound

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Clips From TBTL #3061

Andrew: Doing his version of the “El Ropo” stinger

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Andrew: “If we can have sex, I’m going back to Tom Waits!”

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Andrew: “Merry Christmas!”

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Camaro Kev: Singing “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”

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Luke: “I’m really regretting my choice”

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Luke: “It’s a real chip off the ol’ slimeball”

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