Clips From TBTL #2949

Andrew: “Felt weird coming outta my mouth”

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Andrew: “Go into the bathroom, push the green button… No, no, no! The red!”

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Andrew: “Hear ye… hear ye!”

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Andrew: “I want my SodaStream”

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Andrew: “I’m Steve Bannoning it up over here”

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Andrew: “One says… ‘Our Strongest’ and one says ‘Our Softest'”

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Andrew: Saying “Can you put ketchup on my hamburger please?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “When I’m on the throne”

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Andrew: “Why!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew makes a pretty dark Passover spoof about the TBTL-a-Thon gifts

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Andrew and Luke: “Wonder if that will end up on a website anywhere… The man who said that was shirtless”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your wife’s new name is… Ten-nus. Is Ten! Ten!”

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Luke: “Airports are just… a place where wild shit happens… literally”

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Luke: “Feast your brains on this… doing the show… shirtless… today”

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Luke: “God! Remember the good ol’ bidets?”

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Luke: “I care enough to lie”

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Luke: “I have no chest hair, okay?”

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Luke: “Look, not to drag Carey into this nightmare; but, let me put it this way”

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Luke: “New York City… baby”

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Luke: “Ol’… Poopy Hands Bill”

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Luke: “Rig-a-ma-dig-a-ma-role”

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Luke: Saying “It’s a living” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “Seattle, Washington, baby”

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Luke: “Skid-a-ma-rink-a-dink-a-rig-a-ma-role-a-roo?”

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Luke and Andrew: “God! Remember the good ol’ bidets? Okay. That’s the show title”

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Luke and Andrew: “I bring wet wipes with me now… I know that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it from a listener who is going to remain anonymous? It is indeed!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those were the bidets… (Not bad!) Archie?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yep! That’s the announcement guys… Andrew’s leaving the program… because, he made an… Passover ref… an unnecessary and, frankly, offensive Passover reference. I don’t know what’s wrong with me”

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Clips From TBTL #2948

Andrew: “I like… doing it”

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Andrew: “I’ve just given up on my looks”

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Andrew: “Jesus”

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Andrew: Singing “Good morning, Lucas”

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Andrew: “Well, you know… chickens died for that”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with us?”

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Andrew: “Yep, not for me. Nope… skip it… Nope”

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Luke: “Apparently, I said the wrong… number yesterday; which, touched off a fire storm on Twitter”

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Luke: “Give’m [sic] me one meat carrot, please”

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Luke: “Houston, we have a problem”

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Luke: “I get the feeling that… that… if there’s one room that gets a good hosing down… Wow. Everything I say sounds… not like I intended to say”

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Luke: “I think it… really gives us a chance, Andrew, to touch the listeners”

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Luke: “I will, instead… activate this sounder; which, means, it’s time for Top Stories… This one… That one… This one… This one”

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Luke: “I’m a little torqued up about this”

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Luke: “I’m more of a… long white guy, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s episode two-thousand, nine-hundred… and forty-seven, in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “Nespress Yourself”

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Luke: “This one… That one… This one… This one”

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Luke: “Yep! Yup!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lot going on here. What!? Are you serious?”

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Clips From TBTL #2947

Andrew: “Bonanza just, like, pumping from your trunk”

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Andrew: “Can I offer an apology?”

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Andrew: “Hopefully, this will be a… beautiful disaster; but, either way, I think my end will be a disaster today”

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Andrew: “It’s just a crevice of just… grossness”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m taking over the show for a second. I’m forward promoting something”

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Andrew: “Oh, you wanna just drink everything that comes out of your body?”

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Andrew: “Somebody bleach my eyes”

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Andrew: “That is Andrew’s way of saying, ‘Do not talk to me'”

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Andrew: “The sound of M&M’s tinkling into a bowl”

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Andrew: “This is really confusing to me”

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Andrew: “You heard me going crazy right before the show”

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Andrew: “You son of a gun!”

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Luke: “And, coming from the back of the pack, Whinge Rosenfeld: Crevice of Grossness… with Red Hot Go falling behind!”

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Luke: “Crevice of Grossness… moving out to the lead!”

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Luke: “Episode two-thousand, nine-hundred and thirty…six… in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “Happily… the answer is not no”

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Luke: “I wanna thank the parents of the listeners… for… having a largely coitus-free October”

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Luke: “I’m gonna give my family a red hot go”

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Luke: “I’ve been… marinating in Aussie…isms”

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Luke: “Let’s just say; and, I will get into it. Why not… Nobody listens to this”

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Luke: “Lukie Digital”

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Luke: “Red hot go”

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Luke: Singing “Happy Blursday to you”

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Luke: Singing “Here and now… I promise to love faithfully”

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Luke: “That was more of a red hot no”

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Luke: “This guy’s a cock-up”

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Luke: “This is… sad, Andrew”

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Luke: “You’re a real P-1 to the Gadsby… lifestyle”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, let me just tell you this… you are my fire… (Mmm!) my one desire (Ahh!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2946

Andrew: “And, and I cannot stand his face when it comes on TV”

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Andrew: “Beard as a face hider”

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Andrew: “Doppelgänger?!?”

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Andrew: “I know I’m the crazy one here”

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Andrew: “I’ll see you on the… ✈️… I hope we have a good… 💺”

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Andrew: “I’m a man… who wears… long pants… most of the time… That’s not the weird part”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna shave my head… keep the beard… put on a hat… lose the shirt… and, then, I’ll just let the listeners decide”

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Andrew: “It reminds me of… Mmh… Never mind”

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Andrew: “NAPA don’t know how!”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, no… it’s worse than the middle finger”

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Andrew: “Schrödinger’s… Calm spot”

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Andrew: “Think listeners are just happy to know that we’re writing anything down”

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Andrew: “Whoa! I’m getting some splashback here”

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Andrew: “You did! You son of a bitch!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will tell you this… Hmm. No, I don’t (I will listen to this) wanna. Err. I don’t wanna say, I don’t wanna say what I’m about to say; but, I can’t. (Already gonna be probably the most interesting part of the show) It’s not”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m always thinking of short shorts (I bet you are)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna shave my head… keep the beard… put on a hat… lose the shirt… and, then, I’ll just let the listeners decide… Perfect. Linh, did you get that… in the clear? Good stuff. You’re the one singing!”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, I’ll just say, ‘Good morning, Luke… My brain is bad’ (Hello, there)”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is so… (Right) goddamn gross!”

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Luke: “Comedians in theatres, getting interrupted”

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Luke: “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes… Eyes, and ears, and mouths, and noses… Heads and shoulders… Did you guys do that?”

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Luke: “I loved the title… It’s a beautiful title. I love your title”

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Luke: “Really?!”

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Luke: Saying “Fifty million times!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Jackhole!” over the “Uh-oh!” sound

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Luke: Singing “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes… Eyes, and ears, and mouths, and noses… Heads and shoulders”

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Luke: Singing along with “Barefoot Ballad” in a funny manner

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Luke: “We were so in the flow, my… my, my guy!”

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Luke: “What if we start calling our show, ‘In the Darker’?”

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Luke: “Work with me, Top Stories!”

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Clips From TBTL #2945

Andrew: “Do I even need to caveat this?”

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Andrew: “Drink me, I’m secret”

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Andrew: “Geez! Why are they doing that!?”

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Andrew: “God, I’m old!”

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Andrew: “He’s funny…ish”

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Andrew: “Hunh! What’s going on? Looks like Bone Thugs-N-Harmony are here… Hi, Luke”

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Andrew: “I do wanna know what the hell is going on… with this stupid dome”

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Andrew: “If the cafe is Hard Rockin’, don’t come a-knockin'”

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Andrew: Saying “I did not have s…” as a cross of Ringo Starr and Bill Clinton

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Andrew: Saying “Nice!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, you think she’s scamming the system? Is that what you’re saying? God, Luke, that’s a, that’s a hot take, man! This show’s getting sizzlin’!”

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Andrew: “SoDo.. Voce”

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Andrew: “That’s like hell for me”

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Andrew: “Three!? What!!? How’d it…!?”

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Andrew: “Tony doesn’t… Did you not even read the book!? Tony doesn’t live inside Danny! What are you t–Where are the hedge monsters?”

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Andrew: “We live in a world with boing sounds”

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Andrew: “You should not be whiz-banged by a web cam”

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Luke: “I found an even less interesting place to take; and, honestly, I salute myself… cuz… that was a challenge and I did it”

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Luke: “I’m admitting this, because… I like the listeners to not like me”

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Luke: “I’m kidding! Sort of”

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Luke: “If you’re playing TBTL bingo, take a drink”

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Luke: Imitating a phone alarm going off

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Luke: Laughing in a funny manner

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Luke: “My goodness”

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Luke: “Noice!”

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Luke: “Ooooo!”

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Luke: “Protect Gene Shalit at all cost!”

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Luke: Saying “I’ve said it before… but, I really can’t think of a better way to celebrate my birthday… or a better gift I could ask for than peace and love” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “No mountain too tall!” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “We’re gonna do an online celebration… I’m busy” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “Well, hello… Good morning” with a slight frog in his throat

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Luke: “She gives zero ducks… about my opinion”

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Luke: “These water bottles are… they’re extra loud because they’re made out of… dreams”

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Luke: “Who’s gonna play it? You!? You!?”

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Luke: “Wow, man. She’s catching feelings”

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Luke: “Young kids running amoke”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we please… try… to get… our shit… together! (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “How do you spell ‘thrive’? I think it’s… S-H-R-I-Z-E?”

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Clips From TBTL #2944

Andrew: “And, thank… the… Lord!”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t wanna go outside”

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Andrew: Clicking his tongue and saying “This is way too detailed”

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Andrew: “I didn’t wake up my iTunes”

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Andrew: “I got a loose fifteen”

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Andrew: “I had a loose fifteen this morning… Sorry!”

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Andrew: “I was too… kiss-assy, sort of”

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Andrew: “I–I am a big, silly snowflake”

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Andrew: “I’m just a big… silly snowflake”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of in a, a weird mental funk; and, I don’t know why”

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Andrew: Making mouth sounds

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Andrew: “One time. One time!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, fleshy”

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Andrew: “Perfect needle drop, Andrew Walsh”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ll, I’ll give you all the answers off the air” with an odd echo-reverb happening part way through

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Andrew: “They call it… fan-servicing; this is Luke-servicing that I’m doing right now”

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Andrew: “This is a really dark thing to say”

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Andrew: “This would have been sitting in the bottom of my gut and the back of my brain, just, kind of… churning away even when I wasn’t thinking about it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know that I’m not a big showman… I’m a big… shaman… a lot of people (Uh-huh!) didn’t know that; but, I’m not a big showman”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL audience growth and getting mentioned

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Luke: “But, I… am… just absolute shite”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you where my brain went… (Uh-oh!)”

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Luke: “I’ve missed all of you! I don’t know if you’ve missed me”

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Luke: “Is everyone paying attention to me paying attention to Hannah Gadsby”

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Luke: “Now, that I’m… back on the clock working… rested… refreshted… and ready to.. pod…cast with the best of them”

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Luke: “Well, hello!”

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Luke: “Well, we decided to throw Straight Pride early… Live every month like it’s Straight Pride Month”

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Luke: “Yeah, boi”

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Luke: “You know, I said earlier than we’re whittling the listeners down to just… Phamdemort; and, we’ve lost even him at this point”

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Luke and Andrew: “Guess who’s gonna be thrivin’ on Wednesday? Oh, I’m thrivin’ on Wednesday too… Yeah, boi”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s the only sound effect I have for you buddy… but, it’s a good one… I’ll take it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, R.I.P. Shirley Manson. Rest (No!) in podcast. Yes! Yes! True! Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who’s the real Hannah Gadsby? (Oh, going… going hot with that)”

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