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Clips From TBTL #2918

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Andrew: “And, I gotta say, I’m not gonna give numbers; but… maybe we didn’t love all of the hotels… but, my God, Luke… two men… flew to Australia… drove across the continent… and stayed with a roof over their head every night on a remarkable budget”

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Andrew: “But, you know… we embrace the jank”

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Andrew: “Can I correct myself?”

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Andrew: “Do you think… Oh, why!?”

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Andrew: “Failure of imagination on my part”

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Andrew: “God, I know so little about space”

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Andrew: “I also like big hot dogs on a small bun”

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Andrew: “I gotta go clean my remote control… Will you give me a moment?”

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Andrew: “I must have… resting Walsh voice”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something here that I’m going to regret saying, for, actually a… bevy of reasons… including, what it’s gonna do to your brain”

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Andrew: “I’m just a… goddamn mess!”

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Andrew: Mumbling

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Andrew: “Oh, really!”

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Andrew: “Spag bol”

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Andrew: “Ungh! Christ, yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I also like big hot dogs on a small bun; but, you don’t. So… anyway, I like The Stuff. You cannot lie”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like The Stuff. You cannot lie”

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Andrew ad Luke: “I… don’t like… (Mmm-hmm) to read! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I lo–Oh, tha–I love KitKat, dog… Rick… Moranis… That is hilarious”

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Andrew and Luke: “Uh… last week… last week we did that. Yes. It happened last week. Right?”

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Luke: “Are people crapping on to their hands… this much!?”

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Luke: “Calm down, Lil Sartre”

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Luke: “Cuz, I don’t have Lukie time the way you have Andy time”

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Luke: “Got back to the hotel room… and a battle began in my mind, Andrew, between me and the peanut M&M’s”

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Luke: “I could just… I could inhale that”

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Luke: “It’s Adam and Eve… not Hot & Spicy Cinnamon Oreo”

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Luke: “Now, part of this is probably old Luke yelling at cloud”

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Luke: “Oh, boy!”

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Luke: “Sploooooge!”

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Luke: “They don’t make a… a fish sandwich… It’s always too early for a fish sandwich there”

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Luke: “This was written about in the Washington Post… I didn’t get this… from the Washington Gross”

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Luke: “Top Story numero dos… is really numero gross”

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Luke: “Wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you get some good… some good Andy time in? I got some great Andy time in; I stayed up too late”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s weird; it’s two great tastes that don’t taste great together, (Hmm) for some reason”

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Clips From TBTL #2917

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Andrew: “But, starting Monday, you’ll never hear that word come out of my mouth again; because, it… it’s been bullshit for forty-eight hours now”

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Andrew: “Cardiac cap-and-trade”

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Andrew: “I feel intimidated”

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Andrew: “I heard about that on the AM radio”

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Andrew: “I won’t even look at it”

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Andrew: “I wonder if people need to take acid and listen to this show”

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Andrew: “I’m not proud of that”

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Andrew: “Man! It is so… goddamn good!”

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Andrew: “My, God, what is happening?”

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Andrew: “No, I haven’t”

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Andrew: Tongue clicking

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Andrew: “Tow me? Tow me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “Who needs… tomorrow, we have tonight, with this kangaroo”

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Luke: “Aw, fiddlesticks!”

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Luke: “Every once in a while… I get caught… over-extended on my bullshit”

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Luke: “I boom… the dynamite… so hard on national television”

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Luke: “I must have a… heavy dose of imposter syndrome”

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Luke: “I’m not… Plan B!”

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Luke: “I’m such a bullshit artist”

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Luke: “June is here, meaning the sun… the sun is shining. Shun… sun is… Try to say that… six times fast… She sells… sunshine… down in Burbank Springs”

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Luke: “Luke ‘Liberal’ Burbank”

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Luke: “Now, I’m looking at my lappy-toppy”

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Luke: “Oh, we’ll get to dream talk in good time, listeners. Don’t you worry about it”

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Luke: “‘Oh, yeah… are youz gonna be going to… the thing with the cousins?’ What thing with the cousins, Aunt Kathy? ‘Oh, the thing on Sunday’… Yeah, nobody talked to me about that”

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Luke: Saying “My family!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “This was me… doing the show… booming the dynamite”

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Luke: “Well, then. You just lost your spot, Wally Pipp”

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Luke and Andrew: “What we talk about when we talk about talking on TBTL… (Okay) coming up in a moment”

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Clips From TBTL #2916

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Andrew: Funny laugh

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Andrew: “Good job, bubbles! I know you got some good stuff out of there”

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Andrew: “I am looking forward to that like a goddamn national holiday”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna do… sleep math on the air; that would really be bad”

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Andrew: “I’m pre-laughing. You’re pregretting, I’m pre-laughing at this story”

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Andrew: “I’m pretty jacked… like a kangaroo”

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Andrew: “It, uhhh, is not a pleasant sound”

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Andrew: “It’s a mob of roos!”

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Andrew: “Just to make more explicit, like… Ooh!”

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Andrew: “Might have been the drugs”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Saying “I ate-a your plums-a!” in a faux Italian accent

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Andrew: Saying “It’s time to wake up now. Oh… did you want me to sleep, Dave?” as HAL 9000

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Andrew: Saying “No, that’s terrible!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “The time is seven twenty-one!” in a female robotic voice

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Andrew: “Screw this!”

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Andrew: “Shaddap your face! I’m… trying to use the sidewalk here!”

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Andrew: “Shaddup your voicemail!”

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Andrew: “They call it, ‘ear tripping'”

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Andrew: “Wow! Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yes, that’s wonderful”

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Andrew: “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get back at this podcasting thing”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “Hunh!? What was that?”

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Luke: “I’m pregretting… I’m pre-regretting… even bringing this up, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s cold out there!”

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Luke: “Let me just add another layer of… why this is a bad topic for us”

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Luke: Saying “I left-a those in the ice-a box… That’s-a spicy cold plum-a!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “Shaddap You Face”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Snorting #2

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Luke: “Uh, that’s rich. Opa!”

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Luke: “What ever bubbles bubbles up. I feel! Run… come follow me… Run, come follow me now”

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Luke: “You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are those bubbles coming from your bo-ody? I’m the president of Lucas with the Lid Off, I need to talk to you right away (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, the shows’s sounding great, considering the amount of time you guys put into it… Wow! Wow!”

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Clips From TBTL #2915

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Andrew: “Boing, boing, boing!”

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Andrew: “But, how fricking nice is that?”

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Andrew: “Good morning. Thank you for saying I’m hilarious, dog”

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Andrew: “I know you gotta eat that mic; but, my God, man! Leave some for dessert”

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Andrew: “If he’s… got the most wins and he won the most money; then, he’s got the most wins and he… won the most money”

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Andrew: “In the miles and miles of kilometers”

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Andrew: “It scrambled my brain! I’m like, Dick Clark, I remember him dying! Like, I saw him die!”

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Andrew: “My brain just deconstructs it too much; and, I just hear the… low and the high, and it doesn’t bring me joy anymore”

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Andrew: Saying “You know them as so-and-so; but… then they got famous as ‘Jan and Dean'” as Dick Clark

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Speaking like the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoons

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Andrew: Speaking like the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoons #2

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Andrew: Speaking like the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoons #3

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Andrew: “There’s a ‘Y’, there’s an ‘I’ and there’s an ‘E’… with an accent over it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shaking like a dog shitting peach pits… as my uncle might say. Sorry for the graphic imagery. Yeah, (Way too, way too…) that’s a rough one… Too loud and too specific! That is a rough one! Sorry, Gus”

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Luke: “America’s Kids Got Words?”

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Luke: “Good on ya, bro!”

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Luke: “Heaven’s oldest teenager”

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Luke: “I’m the worst speller alive… The end”

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Luke: “Juice news bits”

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Luke: “Kids Learn the Darndest Words?”

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Luke: “Let’s just embrace the wallaby”

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Luke: “Oh, he is hilarious, dog. Who is Rick Moranis?”

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Luke: “Oh, he is hilarious, dog. Who is… Ray Romano?”

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Luke: Saying “I’ve heard he’s anywhere from twenty-five to sixty” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: “TBTL, smell my shoe”

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Luke: “The Charlie Brown Great Scripps Spelling Bee”

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Luke: “This is the new TBTL. Welcome to the new TBTL”

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Luke: “Today, though, I gotta tell ya, feeling pretty good… Pretty… pretty… pretty good”

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Luke: “Wooly Bully!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, you know what, that’s a whole new category. That’s Kenfabe. I just got Kenfabed… You got Kenfabed, bro. Possibly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Your movie would be called, ‘Almost Confident’… Not even. Andrew Walsh Story. ‘Almost, Almost Confident'”

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Clips From TBTL #2914

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Andrew: “And these two dogs… are… fucking barreling at me, Luke”

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Andrew: “But, I’m… afraid, ha!”

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Andrew: “Hours and hours and hours and hours and hours”

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Andrew: “How? Who? Why? What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say the P word again”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna go into detail here… maybe, cuz… I’m being a weiner about it”

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Andrew: “If Luke starts talking like me… where he can’t remember words and stuff, that’s not on him man; this has been on a long journey!”

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Andrew: “Michael… Polo!”

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Andrew: “TBTL: The Podcast, The Book, The Ride!”

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Andrew: “This is special. This is special”

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Andrew: “We’ve run out of, literally, everything to say to each other”

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Andrew: “Welp… here we are, Luke… What kind of apples do you like?”

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Andrew: “You know what? Do it because you love the show… do it because you want a special thank gift; but, most of all… do it… because you know I hate being hollered at. And, I don’t wanna be hollered at”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna regret asking me that”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s… driver assist, not ‘driver don’t do shit’, (Yeah… exactly…) is what the car says to you (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, if you wanna get me to like you, just be withholding for five minutes; (Yes) and then, give me a little something and I’ll follow you anywhere… I’m trying to be withholding… Oh, I thought you were just leaving it in the clear. No… I’m just trying to–I don’t even know what that would look like between us”

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Luke: “And, I’m loving it, Jerry! Get me in that jacuzzi, man!”

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Luke: “Do you want to go in the back seat and make out?”

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Luke: “Don’t you bring Rudy into this!”

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Luke: “I can speak with a very convincing Australian accent; but, I can’t hear it yet”

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Luke: “Marco… Michael!”

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Luke: “The standing fetal position”

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Luke: “We’ve grown as people… as podcasters, as men… and we’re gonna share that wisdom with you in our… four things we’ve learned on Fury Road”

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Luke: “Your body dumped twelve kilometer miles of adrenaline into your system”

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Luke and Andrew: “I look like a macho man (Right, right) compared to the vegans”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mataranka.. just wanted to say–That’s the accent, by the way… Oh! Finally!”

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Clips From TBTL #2913

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Andrew: “Damnit! Now I’m rooting for the fly”

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Andrew: “Hi, there. I also touched you… in the car today while you were driving”

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Andrew: “I am, like, well beyond slappy at this point”

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Andrew: “I notice hot dogs and stuff”

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Andrew: “I said, ‘Luke, I’m gonna touch you. I’m gonna smack you. Don’t crash'”

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Andrew: “I-I feel slappy”

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Andrew: “I’m just making this worse”

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Andrew: “I’m so delirious right now; I’m already thinking about crying to this song, on the plane, on the way home”

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Andrew: “In kilometers of miles”

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Andrew: “It bit your finger, huh?”

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Andrew: “L-Let me tell my story”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna touch you. I’m gonna smack you. Don’t crash”

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Andrew: “Maybe the dog didn’t like you, and that’s fine”

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Andrew: Muffled “Don’t mess with chicken. Don’t mess with chicken!”

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Andrew: “Oh, look, Luke… glad we’re here. Are you gonna over-react again… jerk face?”

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Andrew: “Our state of mind is a little bonkers tonight”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Splooookcha!”

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Andrew: Squeaking “How are we gonna get through this?”

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Andrew: “This is where my brain failed”

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Andrew: “You’ll just go miles and miles and miles of kilometers”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d buy us both a hotel with my savings. You’d do that… for me? After all the complaining I did in Alice Springs? No, Luke… I would do it for me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Look at me remembering things! (Hey!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “The word you’re looking for is, ‘stupid’. No, it’s not. (No, it is ‘stupid,’ Luke)”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “I know what you’re about to say, and I can’t, I can’t handle it”

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Luke: “I would give it a medium on the chomp scale”

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Luke: “Splooookch!”

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Luke: “The horror… The horror”

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Luke: “Whatever gets us in the door, Walsh!”

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Luke: “When we got to Motel Murder 6… (Mmm-hmm) We’ll leave the light off for you”

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Luke and Andrew: Cracking up over the image of a turtle or tortoise having a horrible poop session on the toilet

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Luke and Andrew: “He is Andrew Welse… [ph] Known in some… circles as Andrew Walsh (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Heat… (It’s not that complicated) plus chicken tenders (Right) equals delicious (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t think Rudy’s a good dog! I do!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke pestering Andrew and tell Andrew to stop touching himself

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was bitten by a dog that Andrew said was a good dog

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re humbled… We’re slappy. We’re nerdy… We’re dirty… We’re flirty. We’re a little flirty; let’s not lie about that”

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