Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Cuz, it’s not about the food, it’s about the foot”

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Andrew: “Eugh… Eugh… Oof… Not good, man”

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Andrew: Funny laugh

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Andrew: “I find my lameness is… my lameness… is other people’s problems; and, that’s something I can’t come to grips with. It’s not my problem, it’s other people’s problems. I came to grips with that a long time ago”

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Andrew: “I would do anything for larrikinism; but, I won’t do that”

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Andrew: “I’m sending a customer your way. Treat him right, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “I’m super-serving my L1s”

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Andrew: “Look at me! Look at me!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, alright, I’ll finish this thought… although, I could’ve just kept it to myself”

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Andrew: Singing “Oh, good thought”

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Andrew: “So, set this… grossness up”

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Andrew: “This is so boring. We gotta end the show”

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Andrew: “This shit’s going down!”

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Andrew: “Time for hand massage!”

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Andrew: “Uhh, I ate too much”

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Andrew: “Well, I can just get it in there”

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Andrew and Luke: Dream talk has got Andrew really excited

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Luke: “Andrew! Poke my hand! Poke my hand!”

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Luke: “Crouching Burbank, Hidden Dookie”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be sitting in a… pool of my own juices… by the end of the show”

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Luke: “No, no, no, no!”

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Luke: “One Shirley Temple, please!”

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Luke: “Oops, I crapped my pants last night”

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Luke: “Pretty good time to be a Burbs”

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Luke: Saying “Ay! I’m here! Where’s my coffee?” as Andrew Dice Clay

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Luke: Saying “This… is your master plan?” in a funny accent

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Luke: “Some are juicier than others”

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Luke: Strumming his guitar and trying to sing a Pixies song

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Luke: “There are people perched… atop… the house; which, is perched atop Alabama Hill”

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Luke: “Where is my mind. Wait… A Minor? God bless! Why am I trying to play A Minor as a bar chord?”

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Luke: “You know what? I’m a podcaster and I don’t care who knows it! But, I do have the windows closed; cuz, I don’t want them to hear my talking”

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Andrew: “But, hey… that’s what I do”

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Andrew: “Here’s the deal with me!”

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Andrew: “Here’s the Deal With Me! with Andrew Walsh”

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Andrew: “I think we can all agree there’s no business like news business”

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Andrew: Making a Marge Simpsons-like grumble

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Andrew: “Now, here’s the deal… I don’t–with me! Here’s the deal with me!”

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Andrew: “Roofing is what happens when you’re making other podcasts”

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Andrew: “That is… so cool”

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Andrew: “They is… trying to say I was shoeless. I had two pork chops on my feet… That’s all I had”

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Andrew and Luke: “First of all, you mention me not laughing at your joke. I want you to know that I had my microphone muted… I did laugh at your joke. There’s never been a joke I haven’t laughed at. Thank you”

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Luke: “Because, you know… we’re gonna be… we’re gonna stick out like… American thumbs”

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Luke: “I mean, I’ve… cried on this show many times. I am very emotionally vulnerable at times with this program”

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Luke: “I, I thought it was the perfect crime too; because, I was like… ‘Cool… and, I handle this biz… Imma hang up… Imma start this show'”

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Luke: “Key change!”

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Luke: Luke’s mic was hot during the intro and part of his phone conversation could be heard during the intro

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Luke: Making a closing a spigot sound

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Luke: Making an opening a spigot sound

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Luke: “Oh… my God… that looks incredible”

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Luke: “Opa!”

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Luke: “Take that… winter dryness!”

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Luke: “This is… dolphinately gonna be our theme song, I think, when we’re driving through the Outback”

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Luke: “We’re just doing this now. This is just happening”

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Luke: “Whadda… wha… what a family!”

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Luke: “You have no soul!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re a real boy from the bush… I, well… in from the scrub… Sure… But, we don’t want no scrubs, right?”

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Andrew: “Ah-ha-ha, who cares. Seattle’s dying. Am I right?”

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Andrew: “Are you saying that I should… fly by night away from here… Is that what you’re saying?”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t think I’m a smelly person, by the way”

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Andrew: “Everything that you just said… kind of went through my head, sort of”

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Andrew: “Jessica!?”

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Andrew: “Okay. Bye. Enjoy De La Soul”

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Andrew: Singing “Fly by night away from here”

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Andrew: “So, thank you for having my, my beard back”

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Andrew: “That, that… was old Andrew. I don’t really know if there’s a new Andrew”

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Andrew: “That’s a really good question. I’m not the right person to answer it”

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Andrew: “Wait, that doesn’t… That’s kinda… Really?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am… going with the… major competitor of Everlane… Uh-oh. Neverlane?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have any idea how many times I see men leave the restroom without washing their hands? Is this a good time to mention that, or bad? No, it’s a terrible time! (Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll save it for the Game of Thrones)”

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Luke: “Dingus, made up intro for Andrew”

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Luke: “How… did his voice get so high though?”

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Luke: “I was trying to really leave that in the clear for Linh”

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Luke: “Jessica; more like… ‘Hell-yessica!'”

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Luke: Reacting to seeing Game of Thrones details on Twitter

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Luke: Singing Game of Cats

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Luke: Singing the Game of Thrones theme using the word “Ballers”

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Luke: “That was the other thing, when I got home, cuz, again… I old… and, I’m like, ‘Boy, we’re really pushing it tonight, Burbs'”

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Luke: “That’s why they pay me the big bucks, Andrew”

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Luke: “This a Ballers spoiler-free zone”

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Luke: “Up…chucking peaches”

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Luke: “We might catch a hot, hot week”

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Luke: “We used to have beet; but, then, we squashed it”

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Luke: Whispery “Goddamnit!”

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Luke: “You just made snot come out of my nose”

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Luke and Andrew: “Terrible, Thanks for Coming… new podcast from APM (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I guess, I mean, the good news is, for once, we weren’t wrong. Right. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Don’t put the ravens in the canisters as the gas”

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Andrew: “I dunno what’s going on anymore”

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Andrew: “I’m a somewhat overweight… bearded vampire”

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Andrew: “I’m still mostly… drawn towards the poppiest of the pop”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I… can’t do this today”

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Andrew: “Ooh, a nice durian, salmon sandwich… prepared in the microwave, with just a little bit of broccoli”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s the ladies” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: “Things get me in, in the feels pretty easily”

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Andrew and Luke: “Actually… get together, maybe press the flesh a little bit with… (Eugh!) Mmm, or not. Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Girl cats can be grumpy too! The Grumpy Cat was a woman!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s chem-trails! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “By the way, Down Under, they call it ‘bopping the wallaby'”

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Luke: “Holy S! A hundred million dollars!?!”

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Luke: “I’m in a… I’m in a blurry, blurry moment right now”

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Luke: “Kate… Muller… of… Seattle, Washington… We await… the report… from Kate… about her donation”

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Luke: Saying “Have you tried the Impossible blood?” as a vampire

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Luke: Saying “I don’t like… tinsel… I guess that makes me bad” as Andy Rooney

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Luke: Saying “I never miss humor in uniform” as a vampire

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Luke: Saying “I never miss humor in uniform” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: Saying “I want to donate blood!” as a vampire

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Luke: “Thank you… slash-we’re sorry”

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Luke: “We’re not gonna be canoodling!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A real ‘Pancho Sanza’… (Mmm-hmm) to my… Don Quixote”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t donate to the show cuz I’m a kid (Kid)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mentioned it to you but I don’t think on air. (Okay. I see) I’m saying this to the listeners (I see) who… Wait, the who? Oh, yeah. You’re right… I’m saying this to the listener. Hi, Linh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll give you some points on the back end… (Thank you) of the money raised”

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Luke and Andrew: “We also got something going on! (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Andrew: “As per usual, we have the meats”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s my… fricking power out”

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Andrew: “I need a place where I can… ram it into my face; and, The Ram is the place to go for that”

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Andrew: “I need something heavier, heartier… bigger, faster, more!”

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Andrew: “I was… starving yesterday!”

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Andrew: “No; like, that’s a bridge too far”

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Andrew: “Now, call me fat… That’s all I want”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Dude… don’t blow your spot up!”

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Andrew: Saying “Who is your progenitor and what does he do?” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew: Singing “Squirtin’ up eyeballs, I want you to know”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was about to blow his spot up about the secret lunch he had

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Andrew and Luke: “I love me some Squirt too (Oh, man)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m really caught in the middle in this; cuz… like… I’ve said it a millions times on this show. I think you mean stuck in the middle… with me (I’m… as, I think I’m as per middle on this)”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re saying ‘as usual’, it means just like always; and, if you’re saying ‘per usual’, it means you break… the popsicle… in half… before you eat it. (Mmm. I see) It’s very clear. It says right here… on the Internet, my friend. Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “Squirtin’ up eyeballs, I want you to know. Yeah… Easy, Black Andrew”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thinking about writing a book called ‘The Comma Sutra’… What do you think? Proper comma usage. Let’s explore that… Let’s explore that”

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Luke: “As per usual, Andrew, I was just trying to really cover all my bases”

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Luke: “God, if you’re gonna pound a drink at noon… Margarita is tough!!”

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Luke: Singing “Gonna take myself to the secret lunch. Gonna not talk about it on the podcast”

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Luke: Singing first few notes from “Here Comes the Bride”

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Luke: “The gift goes on… The Father gave the Son; and, the gift goes on. The Son gave the Spirit. The gift goes on. The Spirit gives us love, so we can give… the Gift of love… That, of course, a song by Black Sabbath”

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Luke: “This one’s gonna cost ya”

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Luke: “Wha-pow!”

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Luke: “What can I do ya for?”

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Luke: “You know, there’s a right way to clock and a wrong way to roll”

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Luke: “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get at it”

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